I'm looking for my father, middle aged guy, have you seen him?

>I'm looking for my father, middle aged guy, have you seen him?

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Yeah right here.
*unzips dick*

>unzips dick

how can you even do that?

Reminder.
youtube.com/watch?v=mLJ1gyIzg78

t. circumcized

>bloodborne is genius

What a fucking autist.

I want your hat. What do you think about that?

No one, NO ONE needs you too link this autistic to figure out Fallout 3 is trash.

fo3 birthday scene > entire nv

I mean I agree with the video but hbomerguy is a piece of shit

>I'm looking for my son, middle aged guy, have you seen him?

I hate fo3 with passion
the game was pretty well done till you reach surface though

youtube.com/watch?v=ExlTt9-3_FE

>I'm looking for my wifes son, middle aged guy, have you seen him?

>I'm looking for a guy in a checkered coat, have you seen him?

>bloodborne is genius

>with passion

>one and a half hours
>with that accent
No thanks.

>you turned the lights on too fast! you blinded the poor kid!
How the fuck do you turn the lights on slowly? It's established it's a switch and not a dial.

are there any other guys in New Vegas wearing checkered suits?

hating f3 is a meme

you have a point I dont hate it that much anymore
Fo4 made it look better after all

Fuck off.

Me

or what?

That fourth one is like a piglet trying to find a free teat on mom during feeding time.

Nigger looking for his dad
Where's the surprise

>the Medic Power Armor is actually a deep statement about "the obnoxiousness of violent American supremacy"

Stopped watching right there

>open video
>immediately pause
>dislike

That's it, you asked for it motherfucker
*pulls out gun*

are you sick m8?

the fuck is that greenish grayish shit on his face ? Gangrene ?

What's the story behind this gif?

>when a person takes 90 minutes to explain that fallout 3's story is bad

W O W
O
W

cmon u neckbeardy
*pulls out a katana*

*stabs both of you in the balls*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

Private didn't greet an officer correctly and the Drill Instructors politely corrected his error.

Imagine that whole rant in ncrvet's voice

think it was some guy who fell asleep or did something bad like that during his duty

youtube.com/watch?v=9Lrxt5RU5Kk

I have a shield.

yes when I'm buying a POST-APOCALYPTIC ROLE-PLAYING GAME with a badass power armored dude on the cover what I REALLY want is to play as a fucking toddler and then a snot-nosed brat having a birthday and dealing with his bully

thank you Bethesda, you truly captured the spirit of Fallout

Well you aren't looking for you, you're looking for Benny.

It's Bethesda's shit skintone system for Fallout 3, african american for some reason causes Green to show up

fnv's first minute of character creation > every single bethesda game from oblivion and onwards
and it's not even close

Holy fuck

>[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

Begone pleb

I'll fuck a ninja.

fuck off toddler

It's been a year since I played F4 and I agree, I fucking hate it even more than I ever have F3, because F4 is not only an example that they hadn't learned shit since F3 but it was even more fucking idiotic than ever.

autism

a stat machine?

You posted Bert, now post Ernie.

>its not joesphanderson
waste of time

It is at least pretty short and doesn't make you walk around as a toddler. You can do whatever you want in about three minutes.

What is this description even?
>I'm looking for my son, baby aged guy, have you seen him?

It's rough in places, but it doesn't waste my time too much. You got shot in the head, tough stuff, but you're better now. Find your unlucky killer and kill him, or suck his dick, or just learn the significance of that stupid trinket you had, or do something else. Get your stuff and get going, no shitty attempts at family drama.

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>or suck his soul through his dick

fix'd

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>Benny somehow misses his shot at point blank range and doesn't even cause serious damage to the courier's head
This is an easily avoided plothole, give the courier a metal plate in their head, now benny can actually shoot straight and have the courier surviving make sense.
>b-but the stats of maria!
Everyone in the game can easily take multiple shots to the head, but in pretty much every other cutscene where someone is shot dead in any of the fallout games, they die instantly.

You know why? Because there's a difference between gameplay and story telling, the opening scene of New Vegas makes no sense.

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So since this is a NV thread, does anyone have some good mods that add more life to the wasteland? Preferably lore-friendly and not any vast overhauls like adding or removing too much.
I've been using mods like Outside bets, repopulated wasteland/casinos so everything doesn't feel too empty, but I'd like something similar for the various outposts, settlements and generally around the wastes.

nice. this is why you don't play on hardcore in a poorly made game.

>people still try to use this debunked meme

>f3
>orange ui
sick fucking bastard...

There are stories IRL where people got shot in the head and survived.
One dude even lived with a bullet inside him for a couple of years.

Maybe he had an automatic stimpack from the divide still.

People survived shots to the head IRL. It just happens.

Maybe it's TTW.

>"I didn't read your post but I'm going to reply anyways"
Either read it, or don't reply.

>I was BTFO so I'll just say you didn't read my post

>90 minute long video
>dude has a retard britbong accent

Into the trash it goes.

He doesn't miss the shot though. He tells you when you confront him at the tops if you say something like, "should have aimed a little better."
He replies,"I hit what I was aiming for." or some shit.

Ladies and gentlemen...

>the american military

It was a 9 mm bullet

Basic training in the military.

>YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY I'M WRONG!
If you had read my post, then you wouldn't have replied with what you did.

But he clearly didn't as you can see in the cutscene.

Even without your shitty metal plate it makes sense

>Serves me right for using 9 mm!
It is even explained throughout the game multiple times you neutron star.

Holy shit, you expect me to watch an hour and a half shitpost?

He also says that he shouldn't have used a 9mm. Would've killed the Courier with a bigger bullet.

>dude no one can survive anything done to their brain lmao

the metal plate functions literally the same as just saying "he survived a bullet to the head." Its actually WAY SHITTIER writing to asspull a metal plate because unless you want them to rewrite the entire game to bring it back up and use it somehow, than its needless detail. If the end result is the same and someone can just as much survive a bad shot to the head as they can with or without the plate, than you are just introducing needless story elements that make it seem more ridiculous. Seriously id rather have the game say "Somehow the shot missed a vital part of your brain and you survived" rather than "LUCKILY THE COURIER IN A POST APOCALYPSE HAD A METAL PLATE IN HIS HEAD AND IT MAGICALLY SAVED HIS BRAIN". The player is constantly gonna go "wtf why or how did he have a metal plate?" and theyll be expecting it to come back up the whole game and it never will. Youre an autistic retard for nitpicking such a tiny issue so much and also for offering an equally shitty idea.

Reminder:
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>it makes sense to survive having your brains blown out

Clearly Obsidian has never handled a 9mm before

>it's shittier writing to have a reason for the PC to survive a lethal shot

Actually read the post, numbnuts

DUDE
BRAIN DAMAGE
LMAO

9mm impact isnt that deep, anyway its just fiction who gives a fuck

>"I refuse to read your post"
Then I'll stop replying to you until you do

>anyway its just fiction who gives a fuck
Yeah I guess you're not interested in discussing how realistic things are in an alternate universe post-apoc game w/ talking mutants and ghouls

INSTANTLY LETHAL

Sorry, can't help ya.

Anyone seen my daughter?

Who this?

Phineas Gage

>I hit what I was aiming for. Guess you had brains to spare. Or are you just thick-skulled?

That's an actual quote, you can look it up.
Just admit you fucked up already.

I was wrong

Yeah it's not like its the greatest fighting force in the world or anything.

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>not a single rebuttal
How does it feel to be eternally BTFO'd, Bethestards?

I wasn't defending Bethesda. Just pointing out that this guy probably broke the autism scale.

>the american military
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