Wesker is a fuckboi with a boner and frosted tips whose endgame is pussy

>Wesker is a fuckboi with a boner and frosted tips whose endgame is pussy
>Chris is a PTSD and roid rage driven killer
>Jill only has slut clothes in her wardrobe and was fucking some random Chad while Chris watched in the corner
>Leon alternates his time between being Sherry's dad, secret agent shit, drinking like a madman while contemplating suicide and chasing stinky yellow pussy
>Claire is a meth-addict cat lady who can't find a man. Also a yandere
>Ada is a bitch who sleeps with random guys weekly as part of her job, also got banged by Simmons, Krauser and Wesker
>18 year old Rebecca fucked Wesker to enter the S.T.A.R.S
>the state of Resident Evil characters

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so youre saying leon is and always was best

did you rly just projected your entire family and childhood in a single post user?

THEN Milla Jovovich plays CARD GAMES
youtu.be/bUmvSt3rESk

So what are the chances Leon raised Sherry to be his onahole as soon as she turned 18, he would only have been 26 when she turned legal

>Milla and THE FUCKING RAINMAKER playing japanese card games
WHAT THE FUCK

None. If Leon had any interest in women other than Ada he would've fucked prime Claire instead.

And Sherry is for protection, fuck you

>Sherry is for protection
Yes, "protection".

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

You just know they fooled around, why do you think Leon keeps his hair the same and dresses like that
It's the classic sign that an older guy is fucking young pussy

aint happenin

naw, i'd say wesker. What normal guys end game isn't getting pussy?

at the end of the day, we all want pussy.

We all want to fuck or be fucked its the way of the sex

>Having Yellow Fever
0% chance

>20 year old popular franchise
>basically no good porn, only monster shit
Fucking why?

Why is his hair fucking black?

but what about alice?

I'm calling the police so they can confiscate those girthy sexual organs

Hair darkens as you age

I'm gonna guess he's practicing to take on Kenny Omega?

Poor Sherry

>mfw they sexualize my daughteru
>mfw they claim i'm responsible for it

You should've tried harder Leon. You were suppose to protect her!

Why were you crying?
Thingken of Ada. fag.

...

no way fag

does japan love Milla Jovovovovich?

>No trigger discipline
>Like that motherfucker is about to have an accidental discharge. Holy shit.
>Literally about to shoot his leg off and burn his dick.
>Probably end up sending the remains to Ada.

they must love the resident evil movies since they're fucking stupid like a shitty anime

Talking about lack of trigger discipline...

>Barry and HUNK are still 10/10 perfect characters
Dont see the issue here

>HUNK
he's Redfield.

>and was fucking some random Chad while Chris watched in the corner
source

Even Ada has trigger discipline.

Her desk in RE2, she has a picture of her boyfriend

>accidental discharge
The picture is supposed to be one of the times he was thinking about shooting himself

She probably fucked him in that desk too. And Chris was probably at her side posting on Sup Forums while she did it

that is a lot less than fucking some chad while chris watched in the fucking corner

>Leon doesn't even know her real name yet
JUST

Lurk moar shitcock

>they pick the most boring, least liked character to make a cameo.

is she thingken of Leon?

>"I'm not Ada Wong anymore''
>Still calls herself Ada Wong
Huh?

Yeah, him being a chivalrous dumb ass and taking a bullet for her made him endearing

>trust no one, not even yourself

she's thingken of John

More likely you just have low standards.

Thats probably why all these old people are sporting jet black hair past their 50s

>no u

Boring answer...try again

the old doujins are still bretty good and not all of them have monsters
fite me

Can the Wesker meme stop. The SD Perry novels are a separate canon from the games.

>Omega vs Okada II is a yu-gi-oh match
>4,75* no Blue Eyes White Dragon

They are set in a world we don't deserve
>Leon isn't a virgin cuck
>fucks Claire, best girl
>Rebecca is relevant and based
>David and John seemed like two pretty cool characters
>They were actually taking the fight to Umbrella
>final boss wasn't going to be matrix Wesker, but a intellectual mastermind pulling the strings (Trent)
>fucking based Fossil boss fight
>Rebecca and Claire's bromance
brightest timeline

> memes, buzzwords and autistic nonsense
wew lad

Chris is gay. I've read the doujins.

Chris had a hard life

>join STARS because of Wesker
>during mansion incident Wesker goes missing
>then Lisa knocks him off
>Chris probably mad as fuck in his mind thinking blondie dead
>he's not but now he is a traitor or some shit who cares
>Chris tries to dominate Wesker
>tyrant comes out and kills him
>finds out he fucked Rebecca
>then Wesker comes back but dies in lava at the climax
>gets new boy toy after all this
>he dies

SOURCE PLEASE

>Leon alternates his time between being Sherry's dad

"HEY SHERRY. I HAD HEARD YOU JOINED THE AGENCEY TOO. WHAT R U DOING HERE??"

Fuck off, Leon is more well known for being a nonce that wanted Sherry's ass in unofficial media than as her "2nd dad" in actual offical media.

I'm playing RE for the first time, just got bit by a giant snake that poisoned me and haven't saved.

Am I fugged?

you need serum; you will eventually need to go to the other side of the mansion to heal yourself.

OH NO, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SOME WITH ME

They're still lovers at the end of the day. Wesker can't say no to that boipussy

The fast zombies almost killed me but everything is daijoubu now. Should I save now?

MY GAME CRASHED FPR NO REASON FUCK MY LIFE GODDAMN THIS PIECE OF SHIT I'M UNINSTALLING IT