What's your favorite Resident Evil Quote?

What's your favorite Resident Evil Quote?

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barry is best

XD

>you were almost a Valentine sandwich

oh, barry

cmon, it was jill sandwich

But JUST. TAKE A LOOK. AT THIS.

ITS FOREST.

OH MY COD!

>cmon,

"I was almost a Claire sandwich!"

"Ugh, does Barry tell everyone that story?"

Man, I don't know. I think I have every line from RE1 in my head.

IT'S ME REBECCA!

REBECCA IS THAT YOU?

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"Looks like there's a PAGE missing!"

"Yeah, I thought about that too. PERHAPS IT WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PAGE OF ALL."

^crack detectives Jill and Barry.

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"Looks like we got to the ROOT of that problem!"

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WELL I IN TIMIDATED HIM, BUT IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH UMBRELLA!

HUH? CHRIS? STOP IT!

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"Do you think we can see Tyrant maybe?"
"Barry, you're SO optimistic!"

^this one never fails to crack me up

Ok, I'll stop now.

NO! DONT GO!

why did they change it?

>Looks like we got to the ROOT of that problem!

Best part is how Rebecca doesn't say anything, just shakes her head. Like even the game knew it was a bad line.

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THIS HOUSE IS DANGEROUS...THERE ARE TERRIBLE DEMONS! OUCH

When Wesker says to Chris
"We are not so different you and I"

>Stranger, ha ha, what do ya' need that for, goin' huntin' an elephant?

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I spare to play with you.

GUN'S NOT JUST ABOUT SHOOTIN'. IT'S ABOUT RELOADIN'. HEH HEH HEH, YOU'LL KNOW WOT AHM TALKIN' ABOUT.

>There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find IT first, shall wejust a moment!

Damn it. I meant ''can'' spare

TOTAL

Hope this is not Chris's blood.

remake 2srs

WELL, COME TO THAFAM, LEE, SON!

funny how RE1 is self-aware for that and not gems like Jill Sandwich or

WESKER YOORRR PITIFUL. THIS FAILURE... IS YOUR SAVIOR?

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Where's Captain Wesker, Chris?

HE IS SLEEPING WITH THE ULTIMATE FAILURE.

Like even if you don't know English how do you come up with this shit?

Go jump on a dildo, boss!

Now that's what I call a BIOHAZARD

Leon: He didn't have a GHOST of a chance!

Getcho ass back to the house

There are terrible demons... ouch

Moria has such a dirty mouth, she needs to be spanked

Who the fuck is quoting poetry?

"We're partners, to the end"

Sheva to Chris.

Somehow I always like this line.

"You want S.T.A.R.S.? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S."

It was a fucking dope end to Nemesis.

Poor Richard

GLOBAL

Daily reminder that Rebecca Chambers is the true hero of RE1.

>18 years old
>STARS member for 3 weeks
>Survives the events of RE0 aided only by a single felon
>Gets to mansion
>Finds Chris Redfield
>He can't play the piano, so Rebecca does it for him
>Chris gets poisoned, Rebecca gets him the serum
>Chris is too retarded to mix chemicals, even when given explicit instructions
>Rebecca makes the chemical and saves Chris' life by killing Plant 42
>Rebecca takes a bullet to the chest because Wesker wants to show off to his husbando

"I got a shotgun"

Same can be said about barry. Except even when Jill mixes chemicals, she still gets stomped by plant 42 and needs barry's help.

rebecca even sets off the self destruct, too

this is why both barry AND rebecca are best girls

Unless that snake is impervious to bullets she's a fucking cunt for not unloading into it

LOOK AT THAT MOOOOOOOOOONSTEEEEEEER

WHAT.

ISSS IT?

Admit it, you fucked up stupid retard. Probably never even played a Resident Evil game.

Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you - the master of unlocking - take it with you.

What gun was he referring to?

>Fear can't kill you...but...

>No way fag!
How did they even get away with putting that in the game?

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Take it down a notch, try hard. The only retard here is you for not getting the joke, champ.

Stop it. Don't open that door!

>"It's a WEAPON"
>It's ammunition

Not the biggest RE7 fan but Jack is best part of the game.

>Hello there!
>You're part of the family now!
>I'm onto you!
>*sniff sniff* Huhuh boy I can smell you
>Haha! This is all too fun!
>Huheh that gun ain't gonna work the well you think it will!
>What's the matter son? You out of ammo? heheh
>Peak a boo! Heuheueheuh!
>Ohhhh you got a booboo?
>YOU! BETTER! RUN! HERE'S DADDY!
>Hmm?! Thought you'd slip out before dinner was done?
>You better start running boy! I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya!
>Hyuck Hyuck nice car Ethan! Where'd you learn to drive?
>OHHHH YEAAHH, I'M GONNA TAKE YU FOR A RIDE!
>YOUUUU AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY!
>GROOVY!

That is not groovy

NO DON'T GO!

Revelations and Mercs3D are my go to games lately and they're starting to become my favorite just because I can pickup and play them.

Not a quote, but gif related always cracked me up and gave me a boner simultaneously.

Hurry up Jill! Things are heating up!

Heating up? Parker we have very little time!

You're right hand comes off?

Barry has all the best shit.

DON'T WORRY

I HAVE THIS

"Saddler, you're small time"

This guy is up there for biggest fag of the series.

Him and Steve.

>mfw everyone hates Quint and Keith but I like them

Revelations cast was pretty good imo and it's a shame we won't see Parker and Jessica again.

Jessica did Ada's whole plotline better in just one game.

You mean Chris? Jessica was offering that pussy up on a platter and his faggy Wesker/justice obsession fucked him.

Leon, Barry, and Wesker are the only characters that got pussy.

Parker was alright, he did become retarded whenever it came to that redhead dude.
You're not alone user, I didn't think I liked them up til they got bombed and I thought they died.

You should play (or watch if you don't wanna give Capcom the shekels) Daughters and Jack's 55th Birthday

>it's a good thing we won't see Parker and Jessica again.
ftfy

DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

The stalking story was pretty funny and they've just got a retarded humor I enjoy.

YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG

IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO ASSIST ME

Cheers but I already played through them. Poor Jack though he did have some new good lines. I want capcom to make a new clock tower game, I don't even mind if they go the first person route as long as I can get an experience similar to the first house of RE7.

Cleanliness is as important as godliness and your mother is pretty fucking close to meeting him right now.

When I tell you to get rope! I expect rope! Now I'm just gonna ave'ta give you a lesson.

Balleestics

Resident Evil: REmake :: b-movie: summer blockbuster

Jessica is waifu and Parker was a bro even if he was just a Chris replacement since O'Brien set up that to catch Veltro.

I really hope the Revelations games aren't forgotten and they have ties to Neo-Umbrella with Alex and Redfield.

MASS PRODUCTION? RIDICULOUS!

Silent Hill quotes are better.

Almost. I had her to the very end but I lost her near the...
HEY! YA THINK I'M A STALKER DON'T YA?

>I really hope the Revelations games aren't forgotten

RE7 references Revelations 1, so they haven't forgotten about that storyline.

HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND EAT PIZZA

I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

Chris, stop it.

Jessica is cute but every time she talks my boner wilts. Maybe Chris had the same problem.

we finally did it Chris, we are now Resident Evil 5 gold edition

>Can't remember the name huh, a senior moment perhaps.
>oh...OHOHOHOHO

I love this one so much, I have the feeling the antagonists actually liked talking to Leon

Nothing can stand in the way of the Chris/Jill partnership

NOT ONLY WILL YOU NEED CASH BUT YOU'LL NEED GUTS TO BUY THAT WEAPON.

Chris is our OWLD partner you know

and

WOW! What a mansion.

STRANGAH! STRANGAH! NOW THAT'S A WEAPON!

It's almost worth getting your leg cut off just to have him guide you through reattaching it.

NO WAY FAG

COMPLETE

save my family

JACKASS HERE.

"THIS IS GETTIN' OLD JACK"

A grenade is technically a weapon

Do me a favour and stay dead.

WHADDYA THINK OF IT?

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY

I agree about Jessica.

Why was the lipsync for Jack so shit in this scene?

Is that where that quote comes from?