How long do you think the Switch will last?

How long do you think the Switch will last?

Until your mom dies

For 3 to 7 hours

About 6 years

Nintendo platforms usually do 5 to 6 years

implying it isn't a stillborn

This. The biggest launch title it has isn't even an exclusive and it has a mediocre lineup of games otherwise.

if the cosumer accepts the concept behind the switch a new model every 3-4 years. of course fully bc.

About 200 years since its made of nintendium

>mediocre lineup of games

>zelda botw definitive version
>mk8 deluxe
>spla2n
>project octopath
>xenoblade 2
>fire emblem musou
>ARMS
>bomberman R
>super mario odyssey
>disgaea 5 and smt V
>rime
>redout
>FAST rmx

>all this year

about 2 years until they release the marginally more powerful`'´NEW`'´Switch™

>>mediocre lineup of games

>*list of mediocre games*

>>all this year

lol

stop falling for stupid anons bait or i will kill your mother in her sleep tonight

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this, even the best Nintendo consoles finish there lifespan after about 5 or 6 years, Nintendo like to do this think called "innovation" instead of selling the same hardware for almost a decade like everyone else.

>>mediocre lineup of games
>>zelda botw definitive version

Nintendo is shooting themselves in the foot by releasing Switch version same day as Wii U version. Wii U version should have released later.

>>mk8 deluxe

"Game of the Year Edition" port that contains all the DLC, a handful of new characters, a revised battle mode, and is otherwise absolutely nothing special.

>>spla2n

Literally could have been DLC for the first.

>>project octopath

Looks good, but not a system seller.

>>xenoblade 2

Not a system seller.

>>fire emblem musou

Nintendo just thinking Hyrule Warriors succeeded, so they can cram any franchise into the same formula and it'll do just as well.

>>ARMS

It is literally Punchout mixed with Wii Sports boxing and uses terribly waggle controls. Instead of the precision and timing an actual Punchout game requires, I expect this to play like dumbed-down waggle garbage.

>>bomberman R

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A SYSTEM SELLER!

>>super mario odyssey

Why the fuck wasn't the Switch just delayed until closer to when this game releases? It is the only unique system seller coming out this

>>disgaea 5 and smt V
>>rime
>>redout
>>FAST rmx

More ports, copycats, etc. None of these are system sellers. This is basically filler, which is the case with basically everything you've listed. And that is Nintendo's problem. They don't have a strong launch, and they know it. They don't have enough games, and they know it. So they spaced filler out over the year, peppered in a few better, popular titles like Splatoon 2, and called it a "launch window", as if people aren't going to notice their launch day is shit.

fuck you

>>zelda botw definitive version
Have fun paying for a mediocre game that Wii U users will get for free, I guess.
>>Mk8 deluxe
Port
>>Splatoon 2
The only really regrettable loss, but unless there's a better single player campaign this time it's not that big of a deal.
>>Xenoblade 2
The girl is the sword. Also, it's gonna be a shitty single player MMO, just like the other two games.
>>ARMS
Won't even have Lanky Kong or Luffy. I'm not even mad.
>>Super Mario Odyssey
Not sure what to think of this one. The hat being a character is definitely a turnoff, and I'm not sure I like how different the art styles from world to world are. I'll have to wait and see.
>>The rest
Not even worth a mention to be honest. They're basically just there to pad your list.

At least 5 years, maybe more. Even the Wii U lasted 4.5.

>Minions

5 years.

As long as people want the franchises, the hardware will follow.

Why was TLOU on PS4 perfectly acceptable and GOTY but a better version of MK8 or Zelda isn't?


> I expect this to play like dumbed-down waggle garbage.
It doesn't. People have played it in-person, there's depth there, it's not just Wii Sports waggle bullshit. You can also use regular controls.

f u

>bomberman
>list padding
fuck you i'm buying a switch for bomberman and don't even give a crap about the rest

A year or two then Nintendo games become iOS exclusive

>Buying a console for 300 (Three Hundred) smackeroonis just to play an HD version of a game you'd find in an arcade, Newgrounds or under the Windows XP Accessories list
Why

Seriously why are people hype for this? I have like 20 versions of bomberman emulated on my computer and they are all the same. Its like being hype for a new tetris wtf.