*hup*

*hup*
*hup*
*bang*
*eeeyaarggh*
*hup*
*beep beep beep*
*fwish*
*hup*
*hup*
A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat.
*hup*

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>*hup*

nice

How bout you try getting a job

WAHOOO

I fucking hate Nintendo so god damn much you can't even believe. I can't wait for all these toddler faggots to get BTFO in a year when the Shitch is as bad as the Wii U.

WELP

LOOKS LIKE THE ENTIRE WORKFORCE IS A CANDIDATE NOW

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>flipping through channels
>pause on Nickelodeon for a second
>"BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY ON NINTENDO SWITCH FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY-A-MIA!!! BINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBINGBING"
>keep flipping channels
>land on HBO
>"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on. Horizon: Zero Dawn, now out exclusively on Playstation 4."
Hmm, wonder which one I'm going to buy as a well-functioning adult.

What, did your ban finally expire, barneyfag?

>I am such an angry autistic faggot that I have to immerse myself neckbeard deep in things that I hate just so I can talk about how angry I am.

Sonyggers, everyone

I'm not him. I tried the thread once before with a PC image but no replies. I'm getting Zelda on Switch and Nier. I just wanted to try something different for a Deus Ex thread.

fucking this. the amount of incoming salt is going to be legendary

you'd have to be retarded to buy HBO

>I only play mature games for mature gamers such as myself
Good goy

>>"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on. Horizon: Zero Dawn, now out exclusively on Playstation 4."
>buying slam poetry: the game
I'm a sony guy and I'll never buy that shit

*hup*
*hup*
*bzzt*
*hup*
*bzzt*
*hup*
*hup*
Prod with the prod.
*bzzt*

>a well-functioning adult needs to buy some edgy "mature" shit to be an adult
>a well-functioning adult couldnt possibly want a simple, pick up and play game that can be played for short bursts

Quentin, is that you?

...

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Wait, isn't that bottom quote from Joshua Graham?

Mankind Divided is actually a good game.

STICK WITH THE PROD
PROD WITH THE PROD

It's definitely a big step up from HR in regards to gameplay and level design.
It just needed more content.

No, a well-functioning adult doesn't want to play games designed for children with autism.

There's Quake on Nintendo now?

Nah, OP. You fucked up. This is not a Deus Ex thread but another generic console war thread.

Thanks for shitting the board further.

>The word bomb is mentioned
>Everyone freaks the fuck out as several fat security guards body slam him.
>The impact causes the screen to smash and bend and the joycons are shattered as plastic pieces go flying.
You shouldn't have picked to play bomber man on the plane.

youtube.com/watch?v=Npv_SXN20Fg

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>well functioning adult
>not interested in Bing Bing Wahoo
It looks like you mistook "adult" with "no fun allowed" champ.

HEY WANT TO CHECK OUT MY SWITCH

I'm the OP, not him. And blame the console warriors instead, dumbass.

>battery life of 3-6 hours
How exactly am I meant to use this? As someone who regularly takes 12 hour train rides this is literally shit.

>implying the security guards would not just slam that extremely violent black man of colour into the ground

A BOMB!

>*hup*
Kept thinking about Quake 1 and 2

>i only play childish games for children such as myself
Good autismo.

saved

It's remote controlled.
Hold on.

>12 hour train rides
Okay, your post has got to be ironic

A well functioning adult plays whatever looks fun to them. You are the autist here, my young friend.

>a well functioning adult would eat shit if it was tasty to them
cool logic

well adults are allowed to eat whatever they want
so yeah

its got zelda too
youtube.com/watch?v=kTVUllPEW1s

They wouldn't be "well functioning".

why

I can't believe people actually took this reverse bait

Do you really have to ask why well functioning adults wouldn't eat shit?

Man I fucking love this pasta goddamn.

no im asking why its not well functioning

>why is eating shit not well functioning
Maybe take a bite of your turd the next time you go to the toilet and you might understand.

you dont have an actual answer do you

More like I don't want to answer on the off chance you're not baiting and you actually go eat shit because you think there's nothing wrong with it.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it
just that there is no reason to say a functioning adult cant do it
not to mention the metaphor itself doesnt actually make any sense

There is nothing wrong with it. Especially if you sterilize it before hand in the microwave or something. I've done it plenty of times (not just with my own but from diaper dumpster dives too) and I've never gotten sick. Just because you don't understand it/like it doesn't mean it's bad.

This is some good pasta

There's a difference between well functioning and simply functioning.

tell me the difference then

you convinced me user, im embarrassed of people seeing me playing vidya

i canceled my switch preorder and picking up a Playstation 4 Pro with Horizon Zero Dawn

I'm not your English teacher.

so basically you have no arguement

No I just don't want to humor your hopefully intentional retardation.

cause you cant

I thought that videogames were meant to be played because for fun, not to show off how mature or inmature you are supposed to be.

Explain me this, Sup Forums.

>be a well-functioning adult
>play video games

pick one.

ok kid

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no, quake 1 is HUH
quake 2 is HUUAGH

*brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp*

I actually laughed.

2 fully charged battery packs, pokemon go style

>Paying for HBO

Not the 90's anymore user.