IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING

THANK YOU BASED NINTENDO

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

Vulvagina?

Samefag.

>being this new

>pic
>beta hair
>softy, womanly hands
>that run posture
>neck arch suggests he slouches or has no chin
>small male figure
>mfw

dumbass

He's supposed to be the embodiment of courage, not strength.

It's fucking Link, what did you expect, Duke Nukem?

Why do all Zelda enemies look like toys ever since Skyward Sword

>implying zelda enemies haven't always looked goofy and cartoony

the answer is pretty fucking obvious you mong

>look like toys
it's almost as if they want to sell toys or something

I'm more girly than Link is, I don't see the problem people have with him.

The same reason all pokemon look like blobs with eyes since 3rd gen.

>That bit in the background is its tail
It's looking likt there's a bunch of huge monsters in this game and I'm so excited.

>we want the fumito ueda audience
I just wish they weren't so blatant about it

GIVE ME THE SPOILERS

Typical response from a samefag.

>tfw it'll be playable on cemu before the end of this month
i wonder how switch buyers feel about this

holy fuck that pic

Fake

That would have been more interesting than the actual shit designs we got in gen 7

vs blobs with dragonball eyes?

Most probably wont care since its the last wii u game and cemu cant get dlc since no one has cracked it.

I don't get you pirate-folk. I mean, I get being poor and wanting to stick it to executives, but what about the developers and marketers? They work for 3 straight years to make and sell a game, and you just steal it?

>"playable"
Good one. Enjoy playing at 10fps with fucked up sound and screen tearing everywhere.

They "were not going to buy it anyway" so that amkes it okay for them to play it and not pay to do so!

I don't think they care about kids not being able to afford a 300$ toy ^^

>Not recognizing the degrees of cartoony-ness between styles.
Older games used to have a spectrum of cartoon enemies and horrific enemies. But the newer games typically range between Ben 10, and Dora the Explorer. And comparing it to Ben 10 is being generous.

Precisely. I don't even like Zelda games, but I'll pirate it just for the sake of pirating it. I also told my friend about cemu last night, and he was going to buy the game for wiiu but now he's not going to. Feels good mayne

thanks

they're releasing a new Gamecube game after all these years?

BASED
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TP is the single game in the series that doesn't fall into that

please be in michigan

I am.

Wait a minute. That's the fucking dragon on the tapestry. The one they show killing Ganon

PLEASE BE IN WEST MICHIGAN I WANT A CUTE BOYFRIEND

I live in Grand Rapids.

give me an email so we can arrange a meet up where i suck your dick

I don't want my dick sucked though, it's tiny anyway.

whatever we can kiss or something or hold hands

Wrong.

You live close to Grand Rapids though?

I live in Grand Haven

Enjoy your slideshow buddy

Best picture I could find on short notice. but look at the style they were going for. It had a bit of edge to it. it wasn't so cartoony that they looked like happy meal toys.

Wowie, we could meet up and I could kiss your penis before this thread is even dead!

As much as I would love to have some cute boi suck my peepee i have work at 9pm
lets exchange emails IM SO LONELY

Ah okay. user, I'm just lying and saying I live where you live because I'm bored.

...

Nah, I'm just the same guy fucking with you again.

>Zelda thread devolved into fag roleplaying
who woulda thought

Sup Forums's gay as fuck user what did you expect.

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks, jan. Now that's how you clean a thread.

>Caring about marketers.

Goood goy.

kek

>describing yourself

Not him. but I halfway agree with supporting marketers. Because, if you look at games that are actually great, they need the marketing.

Only a few details (bloodstains on Dead Hand, the implication that Bongo Bongo was beheaded) might count as being more horrific than Ben 10.

You sure about that?

Alright, here you go.

O SHIT

it's probably gonna be another 3-5 days until someone leaks actual gameplay footage though.

Somebody's leaking art assets out the ass right now in /hbg/. I keep peeking at the thread for a possible title key drop, but all I get are item spoilers.

what

>Wind Waker Hero's Shield

Oh fuck.

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>Wind Waker shield
For what purpose?

probably what you get from Wind Waker Link amiibo

Fug

To protect you, maybe?

>no majora's mask Mirror Shield
0/10 preorder cancelled

The user who originally leaked that image confirmed there are quite literally hundreds of different weapon icons. So a Mirror Shield is still a possibility.

"Pirates" are literally all manchildren autismos who can't get a job and live off their neetbux.