Horde vs. Alliance

Who do you side with?

>Invading alien race vs natural owners

What fucking cuck would side with the Horde?

No I don't feel bad for them, they were fucking retarded and drank demon blood of their own volition

Orcs are murderous dindus, no way I side with them, as retarded as the alliance can be.

There is absolutely no reason to join the Horde

I prefer alliance zones and races, but I hate losing every battleground because my team is full of "I wanna be the hero!!!" kiddies who pick alliance and don't understand basic battleground mechanics

Invaders are the alphas who get to rape all the pretty girls
Natural owners are the guys who get to die or watch them get raped

Who the fuck would chose natural owners?
Are you European?

Horde > Alliance in the games that matter.

Fuck the orcs, I play horde for Trolls and Tauren

and maybe forsaken

>industrialized conquerors from a strange land
>tfw you realize that in WC2, orcs are white and humans are the niggers

>Siding with the GrassNiggers
Just get the fuck out.

Say that to my faces and not online, faggot

Plebs.

The MMO, alliance so I can have my pretty female races

for the RTS games, fucking horde all the way, an army of bloodlusted and command aura'ed troops > everything

unless the enemy team is nothing but night elves with almost nothing but archers with a moon priestess and a few roaring claw druids then maybe I might be fucked

>so I can have my pretty female races

But the prettiest race is horde

Wew lad, practicly pissed my trousers. Better not mess with you guys again.

orc females are ok if warrior or rogues but meh
tauren females are gross
troll females look weird as fuck
undead females I need to be in the right mood for because sometimes you want some necrophilia, and some times you have a full stomach and dont want to throw up

Depends.

>War 1/2: The Horde
>War 3 onward: The legion, hope they all fucking burn

First post best post.

Just waiting for some blood elf fag to reply saying 'but muh blood elf'

>be a healer and call out enemy healers
>win games when enemy healers are dead all the time
Also, block Strand and possibly Gorge, both are garbage .

Horde are also faggots unless they're Tauren or Trolls.

troll>orc>tauren>undead>bitch elf

ps
gnome>dwarf>dranei>worgen>night elf>human

Some of the horde races are okay, like trolls and taurens, but their alliance with the forsaken and orc war crimes are unforgivable

>undead
>at all on the list

they're corpses

buh-but muh blud and honor

Literally every time.

hmmm.....really jogs the ol' noggin huh?

I'll never understand the people who think the horde is not overall an evil alliance. Constantly fighting each other, aligned with zombies who by nature must murder to reproduce, rapid and violent expansion

Horde all the way. Horde may look like monsters but they're the good guys.

Because Blizzard keep trying to fuck it up with their 'muh noble savages' bullshit.

Joining the Horde and wanting to be the villain nets you nothing. Joining the Horde and wanting to be the hero nets you delusional nothing. You just can't win.

I know plenty of people who side for the not 'good guys' for the sake of not siding with the 'good guys'.

Anyone actually defending the Horde in a manner that isn't that, or because their writing was infinitely better during the beginning of World of Warcraft is drinking the bad koolaide.

>(You)

Can we also talk about how fucking stupid blood elves being in the horde is?

~40% of the current Horde player base would like to have a word with you.

It's fucking silly. Fuck Blood Elves.

Horde because they were the good guys all along.

>WC3 was first warcraft game
>Thought Thrall was pretty cool
>Made an orc warrior on WoW
>Thrall turns into a total faggot
>Garrosh is great but the new "Horde" hates him
>Gets turned into a villian and killed
>Horde is pussified forever

May as well just be humans now.

>>Invading alien race vs natural owners
All land is Troll land titan nigger.

>large numbers of people want to play the pretty elf race
Shocking

>Garrosh is great
Here we go again

>because sending everybody but Orcs on death missions was good
>because making retarded mistakes like allowing a GRIMTOTEM of all fucking things, to bless a weapon in a fight against another Tauren (Gee fucking whiz, who would have thought)

An vast empire means nothing if nobody is on your side.

Uninstall faction.

Remove orcposters

>those bladed fuckin' handcannons

>Picking the faction with no attractive females

Why are all horde players such huge faggots?

The Horde's only good females are Tauren.

Both sides are exactly equally shit by design:
Xenoscum = draenei/orcs
Furshit = tauren/worgen
Kikes = goblins/gnomes
Cucks = elves
Niggers = trolls/dwarves
Beta autists = humans/undead

The only winning move is not to play.
POST ORC HUSBANDOS

>because sending everybody but Orcs on death missions was good
orcs got sent on plenty of death missions. before Garrosh was turned into a villain, he lived by VICTORY OR DEATH.
>because making retarded mistakes like allowing a GRIMTOTEM of all fucking things, to bless a weapon in a fight against another Tauren (Gee fucking whiz, who would have thought)
Garrosh was new and no one had his back after Thrall left. They all immediately assumed the worst and tried to kill him. Don't blame him for taking help from the one person who offered it.

Why are you such an underage child?

>TFW rolled Tauren
>Be lumped together with Didndus', jews, and genocidal corpses.

Oh well, at least ThunderBluff is comfy.

>Tauren are so shit that they needed help from green nignogs to not get genocided by the fucking CENTAUR

Except that the only species Garrosh ever -cared- about were Orcs. There's still a big difference there.

That, and if he were any good at being a leader and did research, he would know not to trust the grimtotems. I was literally known that they'd been planning to fuck over the Horde for their entire existence, Garrosh just didn't bother to even do any resarch besides 'we need mo powa'

I still like Thunder Bluff a lot. Mulgore will never not be comfy.

>tfw no soldier-style spec for warrior that uses a sword, shield, and a handcannon

Horde:
Genocidal Maniacs(x2)
Indians
Jamaican Tribals
Jews
Mana addicts
Pandas

Alliance:
Noble humans
Hard working dwarves
Hippies
Aliens
Jews 2: Electric Boogaloo
Furries
Pandas

What a difficult decision

>What a difficult decision
I dunno, mang, Indians, Jamaican Tribals, glorious humanity, and the working little men all sound like excellent choices.

>hippies
I don't think that's entirely accurate, elves are pretty into making war. They aren't afraid of it.

My dad was a hippie but he still went to Vietnam

Came back a baby killer.

Yes, user but that's when the Draft existed.

Night Elves are pretty much trained from birth to fight.

You are extremely wrong.

Taz'Dingo.

Man I've seen attractive female Orcs and that ain't one of them.

Yeah, but I don't have any Cedarwood pics that won't result in some hot promotions.

In terms of lore, leaders of both factions are largely self-service assholes that cause war. Thrall is a cool orc-bro, though.
I'd have to say alliance is my main, even though my play time is almost split evenly. I like both NE and Worgen on alliance, but only trolls on horde.

>Pass the peace pipe.
>Hey. Puff, puff, give. That's the rule.
>Ohhh… I can see my ancestors!

I side with the alliance because I will ALWAYS side with Humanity. Just to show the horrors of the infinate that this race of carbon based lifeforms are worse than any nightmare they could ever imagine. Doesn't mean I won't won't team up with other races, but when my race is under threat I will fight to my dying breath.

Implying the Alliance is just a bunch of cucks. The Alliance is pretty fucking crazy these days too.

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I feel that. I seldom play a human character in games, but I'm always allied with them.

Horde all the way bitch.
Monsters > Humans and different sized humans

Brother.

See I bet you like Sylvannas too, nigger.

Even if I need to fight another group of humans who are threatening the innocent, I'll do it. Sure I'm no powerful orc, a sharp shooting elf, or a master crafting dwarf, but I am a human with the will to live and survive.

I can see and agree with that. I find that there is no terrible playable WoW race (at the moment) after so long...

I like the Horde as the concept of that their struggles is why they work together and co-operation sometimes blooms with it. Though there is also the interest in Undead hating the orcs still because of the Second War.

Like, Why is there no Undead General that opposes an ally because of his past life prejudice?

Why hasn't Sylvanis or the Ebon Blade rose Garithos from the grave as an epic champion?!

>TFW there will never be a fun brawler/hack-n-slash RPG where you play as a strong burly raging orc wielding an axe.
Why can't WoW have good gameplay? I just want a game with dark souls or witcher like gameplay where you can play as an orc. I've seen Of Orcs and Men but that doesn't look too good or fun.

Also, what happened to Warcraft's artstyle? Look at how awesome, gritty, and not cartoony the pic looks.

Blue Banshee Bitch > Guy Too Old for Furafinity

Warcraft III Thrall best Thrall

>Spartan helmet

>HotS Thrall is WC3 Thrall
>Blizzards shitty MOBA game provides better fanservice than actual WoW

>implying you wouldn't want Genn to be your wolf-daddy
>implying you don't want the knot

Neither


Scourge

God Tier:
>Ogrim's Horde
>Real Thrall's Horde

High Tier
>Garrosh' Horde
>Black hand's Horde

Dog shit Tier
>Nu Thrall's Horde

Not actually Horde Tier:
>Vol'jin's Horde
>Sylvanis' Horde

>Alliance
Choose the light user

What about the 'Iron Horde'

Just ook em in the dooker!

>Horde during WOTLK
>Lokt'ar ogar! Wolf riders charging into Vrykul. Saurfang's son taking a shot on the mother lich king while he's in the middle of his speech

>Legion Horde.
>Every hero is belly up while the Alliance doesn't break a sweat
>Warchief gets killed by trash
>Victory or d-SOUND THE RETREAT
>Proceed to watch your """""""Warchief"""""" get her ass kicked by a literal who werewolf for the rest of the expansion

I'd be more invested if Legion if Blizz could stop shitting on the horde for two seconds

>First we lay seige to ogrimmar, then we go back in time and kill every major orc that ever existed. And now you get to watch all your existing heroes die or otherwise get cucked!

What a time to be alive

>Invading alien race vs natural owners

Trolls were the owners of most of Azeroth. NE niggered them first.
same with Orcs and Draenei. Orcs minded their own buisness being niggers before Draenei came in and brought their nigger leaders chasing them

Everything in warcraft can literally be traced back to Night Elves dipshits and Draenei being dumbasses.

NE evolved from Trolls.

As far as The dranei thing goes. They are largely responsible for everything that happened on Draenor

>Running from Lucifer
>Your leader can see the future
>He knows Lucifer will come find him eventually
>Does literally NOTHING to inform the ingenious species or prepare them for the baggage you are bringing to THEIR world
>Proceed to allow them to worship your fucking space ship as a holy mountain

Dranei are perhaps the most retarded race short of Pandas.

>Metzen is gone
>WoW is still bad

I am not a redditor, so horde of course.

For the Horde.

Kirin was too fucking cute to be forsaken

He only just left, They gotta still clean the grime that is Green Moses out of the game

I mean, We shouldn't be getting anymore voice lines unless Metzin keeps wandering in as a VA

I am betting he will die soon

But their writing is fucking garbage, you mong.

The horde because no one can resist riding the big green cock

...

This is adorable.

I'd rather play Alliance but everyone I know plays Horde so I'm stuck with shitty undead and tauren.

Seems like you need new friends user.

>female
disgusting

I use this hair on my orc, it's the best

I like titties user.

Good taste.

Alliance ofcourse, those savage horde fucks would be better put under ground. Trolls and Vol'jin especialy are good, would smoke with them.

>Metzen is gone
>One of the original founders came back
What did Blizzard mean by this?

wrong reply sorry.