I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
That godawful thing out in front of the building was sure to drive everyone insane with its music and "dancing."
And now it drove someone to commit murder. Really, this was the only possible outcome. This is all your fault, Gumshoe. I hope they fire your ass for real this time.
The head is a falling murder weapon?
The murder doesn't happen for another hour if we're going by Pacific Time
>Goodman's team dispersed for years
>Starr selling herself on a dirty parking lot
>Marshall went full retard with his cowboy shit
>Miss Skye all high and mighty in her cool new office
>Only boss still cares about the poor sod
Holy shit, what a fucking tragedy. Poor sod was actually really chill those last few days, said that everything was finally coming up.
F
The King Of Prosecutors award ceremony was a joke, anyway. We should've kept it outside. I could hear that music and creaking sound and I wasn't even on the same floor as where we moved it to.
Naturally, that Edgeworth faggot won. After losing two cases in a row. And accusing HIMSELF of a crime. And being proven wrong.
The man is clearly insane. Hell, even his mentor was proven to be a crook.
Von Karma supporters:
[] NOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
[x] BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Jesus Christ, even the most elitist prosecutionfags should have known something was wrong with this guy. I can't believe he was never investigated in those 40 years. It's like there's someone even higher in the hierarchy, pulling the strings. Sometimes I wonder...
Can someone explain the joke to me?
Phoenix wright in real life and you react like a normal human would if you saw this situations unfold.
What joke? Bruce Goodman, a good detective and my friend, was killed today. All thanks to this blue piece of cardboard shit.
I mean did something happen recently that reminds you guys of Ace Attorney or are you just roleplaying?
Today's literally the date of Goodman's death in-universe. Welcome to the future.
Oh okay then. Ignore me and carry on.
Was it ever explained whos fingerprints were on this thing? I remember it not being important for some reason regardless of their being prints on it that you could never investigate.
Can't wait for the yet-to-be-accused to be brought to justice. What else is happening around this time?
It was made by the worthless Dick Gumshoe
Just take a guess whose prints those are.
>Edgeworth is the prosecutor
Well, whoever did it, it's finished. No way Edgy-boy won't solve the case by tomorrow.
these are the years where the ace attorney games actually take place
Edgy's been a bit off his game lately ever since the Von Karma incident. I wouldn't be surprised if he disappears soon.
God. Do not, DO NOT remind me of that faggot case.
That was bullshit. Good thing that faggot Wright is out of the game.
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Well, prepare your asses. It's Edgy vs. Wright tomorrow. Can the homolust between those two ever be contained? And will Edgeworth ever officially declare that he's the sub and has to lose cases for his Master? Anyway, a 10 hours long turnabout of bullshit incoming.
HOLY SHIT
A THE CRITIC REFERENCE
I'd never expect to see one here..
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>It's another Wright vs. Edgy episode
>It's another Wright episode
I want bluman to fuck off
More like, what were they thinking when hiring Gumshoe?
>Wright is finally going to come back
>and it's an unwinnable case
Some guy at the station told me it was Lana Skye, yup. The Chief of the station, and she confessed and everything, so basically tomorrow's court is just for show.
Who would've known that the one to BTFO Wright for once and for all was going to be Edgeworth, good luck to my prosecutorfu
Funny part is the Chief Detective is probably more incompetent than Gumshoe is.
>Good thing that faggot Wright is out of the game.
What? Bullshit, why the fuck would he quit? That Von Karma shitstorm would've propelled him right into the limelight.
Holy kek, this delusion. I'm anti-Wright myself, I want the fucker disbarred, but it's been proven that Edgeworth can't do shit to stop him. Even if a case is brought to him on a silver platter he'll just lose like the stupid, stupid, stupid fool he is.
>Prosecutors shills are already shitposting
>When the fucking body was found in Edgeworth car
Donc believe the jew media Lana Skye did'nt do it alone
Got any more pics like these?
But he can swim like a motherfucker. I'm half his age and I can never even touch his lap time. Fuck, it's frustrating.
I heard that he hasn't taken any case since then, though. Maybe that's what he means? anyway, since the perp is the chief prosecutor, how the fuck are they gonna prosecute the case?
>When the fucking body was found in Edgeworth car
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT
>Edgeworth
>a killer
Didn't Wright already proved that wrong ;)?
Wrightfags are getting desperate, can't wait for him to get his ass whopped by THE KING OF PROSECUTORS, look it up, faggot.
What where they thinking hiring the piece of shit judge? This senile fuck does nothing while Phoenix Wrong makes a joke of the court room.
A 13-years old can prosecute better than Edgy. Just saying, fool.
Huh what's that little white thing in the muffler?
Isn't Damon Gant chief detective? Motherfucker is a VIP at my local swimclub, I swear, the guy could outswim Phelps at any given moment.
>A FUCKING METAL DETECTOR
Ey, yuo don't go around trying to shit on my friend Wright! I'll find you and kick your ass!
t. laurice deauxnim
Are you talking about that one crazy whip girl? Don't make me laugh, probably another fraud like her father.
Chief Detective, not Chief of Police user. Gant is a baller, he's so good at catching so many criminals. Bit of a hardass when serious, but jolly fellow otherwise. Hope he stays my boss for years to come.
Meanwhile the Chief Detective is just fucking around on his computer all the time
Nerve Gas.
>no gumshoe in AA6
Damon Gant is the Police Chief, not the Chief Detective. The Chief Detective is the guy sitting across the room at the police station looking up stupid shit instead of doing his job. Also reported for slandering the Police Chief by admitting he's incompetent by the way.
That guy? Jesus. I've stopped noticing him years ago. Has anyone ever seen the fatass stand up? He's the first one to come and the last one to go. I bet his wife cucks him, so he just sleeps in that chair and cries every night. Fuck that guy.
>Gumshoe hasn't been in a game since AAI2
truly the darkest timeline.
I heard Gumshoe isn't even in charge of the investigation this time around.
He is really done for, isn't he?
I wish someone would shoot that Von Karma bitch from Germany in the shoulder or something one of these days.
He and that Birdie girl probably accidentally killed themselves at some point. Fucking peabrains ;_;
Well, at least she'll stay over in Germany
>with its music and "dancing."
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That's what he gets for sucking up to Edgycuck all the time. Should know better than to hang around a shady corrupted dude like that.
I'm betting it wasn't a coincidence Bruce was found in his car
Guys, a former attorney here, I was literally in a coma for three years. Any noteworthy cases to read about? Please, write in caps, I have vision problems.
I read somewhere that red is easier to read for the impaired, try switching the text color to red.
Are you Big Boss?
>Former attorney thinking he can come back to fame in the Wright era
Go back to bed Gramps, a new star is in town
>3 years
Mia Fey, everyone's defensefu is dead, now that one faggot rookie is on her place, and he's a fraud.
If only somebody could teach him a lesson.
If Edgy actually went full retard and shanked a guy, prosefaggots will rage forever. A man can dream.
You motherfucker. Every line of text literally disappeared. What kind of sick prank is that? I had to restart my computer.
Games by canon take place in nipland so you're a day late
What? No way. N-no fucking way.
OH, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE AWAKE, MR. FORMER ATTORNEY. BIG NEWS IS SOME KEK ATTORNEY MADE IT BIG AFTER HIS BOSS DIED, LOL. TOOK DOWN VON KARMA BY SHEER BULLSHIT LET ME KNOW IF THIS TEXT WORKS, I KNOW SOME VISION ASSIST GOGGLES HAVE TROUBLE WITH COLORS, SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT CARRIES OVER TO TEXT.
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo
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You did not lie. brb, gotta teach a lesson or two.
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Holy fucking shit, some faggot shitting up the thread with his teary-eyed blog and y'all sucking his dick immediately. Back to the case: there was apparently another murder at the same time on the other side of the town. And it's somehow connected to the Goodman murder. Seems like Edgy really was an accomplice and they've committed murders simultaneously. I wonder, what were prosecutors trying to cover up?
LOST SOME PRETTY BIG NAMES RECENTLY
REDD WHITE (YOU KNOW, FROM BLUECORP, WHO HOLDS PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IMPORTANT IN THIS TOWN IN CONTROL) WAS CONVICTED FOR KILLING SOME FEMALE LAWYER. THINK HER NAME WAS FAYE OR SOMETHING
POPULAR LIVE ACTION STAR JACK HAMMER DIED WHILE TRYING TO KILL HIS BOSS
MANFRED. VON. FUCKING. KARMA, LEGENDARY GOD OF PROSECUTING WAS CONVICTED OF MURDERING THE FATHER OF HIS MENTEE, JUST 1 DAY BEFORE THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS RAN OUT. AND HE ALSO TRIED TO GET THAT SAME MENTEE CONVICTED IN SOME OTHER MURDERPLOT THAT HE SET UP. SHIT WAS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S THE CRAZIEST PART, THE ATTORNEY WHO GOT THE REAL MURDERERS IN ALL THESE CASES CONVICTED WAS THE APPRENTICE OF THAT FAYE GAL, SOME FRESHFACED ROOKIE WHO TOOK OVER HER AGENCY AFTER HER DEATH. HE'S CALLED WRIGHT AND HE'S AMAZING.
ALSO SLIGHTLY MENTAL THOUGH, HE TRIED CROSS-EXAMINING A PARROT ONCE. AND HE MADE A KID CRY ON THE STAND. HIS ASSISTANT IS CUTE THOUGH.
fuck you cumcunt, its not every day we get an ex-attorney in /legal/.
anyway, wow, have the police specified whats connecting the two murders right now? This case seems like its gonna be open and shut though, seems needless to throw more shit ontop of everything else.
So, guys, you seem pretty knowledgeable. Is it hard to become a prosecutor these days? I've read up on Edgeworth, he seems like a total cuck with no skill. Do you think I can earn the badge in a year or two?
Thanks for the caps, it works great.
A thirteen year old got that shit in Germany a few years ago. It's too easy nowadays.
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DON'T LISTEN TO THAT FAGGOT, WRIGHT IS A FRAUD AND IT'S FORGING EVIDENCE LEFT AND (W)RIGHT (HAHA, GET IT?) AT THIS POINT YOU ARE BETTER OFF BEING A DEFENSE ATTORNEY AND CHEESING YOUR WAY INTO VICTORY LIKE A FAGGOT
THEY HAD A PARROT ON COURT FOR GOD'S SAKE
I don't know the details, but the connection seems pretty thin. But Wright is on the defense, so it'll get complicated fast. Thank God the fucker doesn't have access to forensic tools, or he'd try to personally take fingerprints.
>Come here to shitpost about the rumours Max Galactica is joining the Berry Crap Circus
>See this instead
What the hell?
Shit keeps happening. These prosecutors keep getting into controversy after controversy. We really should fix the legal system.
Who fucking cares? I go there to fap to Regina.
stop complaning about american legal system you are so spoiled fuckng obese pig at least you have lawyers
Are you from Borginia, user? I feel sorry for you if you are.
ABANDON THREAD
PROPER TIMELINE OVER HERE
Max Galactica? No way, he's way better than the Berry Big Circus
Don't get me wrong, I like it there but it's a very traditional circus, nothing special or outstanding
Meanwhile he's a legit innovative magician/illusionist at the top of that field.
Nice try, Franziska