He didn't save this ace from her abusive alcoholic family and revel in the daddy issues sex forever

>he didn't save this ace from her abusive alcoholic family and revel in the daddy issues sex forever

Best girl.

I bet you married Muffy too.

But I did, as well as Ann

I did, I remember her being harder to get with than the other girls.

>that festival where she shows up with a black eye and refuses to talk about it

Jeez I thought this was a kid's game

>he doesnt know the dogfucker glitch

I don't honestly probably haven't played this in 15 years. Still have my copy I really should play it again.

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not that user but I just gave her a shitload of grapes and it was ez pz lemon squeezy.

Whats the "dogfucker" glitch?

>Being dragged down with a alchoholic ball and chain

>Whats the "dogfucker" glitch?
You can show the dog to Karen and it will raise her attachment to you. Unlike just about everything else, you can do it more than once per day. So grab your dog, talk to her a stupid amount of times, and she's instantly in love.

She gives this line.

welp I guess its time to play the game again

>he didn't get the mayor pregnant
Casuals.

How does HM64 stack up to the rest of the series?
It's finally being released in Europe tomorrow on the Wii U VC for some unfathomable reason.

HM64 is like OoT in that every game since has tried to be HM64 but failed a bit somehow.

I personally find it the best in the whole franchise.

Why? Festivals. There's more of them in 64, and most of them are "action based" (like the Tomato Festival, where the villagers have a tomato fight)

how does back to nature compare to them? I remember liking that one more than HM64 for some reason.

You didn't save her. By the time you meet her, she's already an alcoholic herself, with anger issues. She's terrible at farming, and will likely beat her kids, because abuse is passed down. Then she'll get drunk, and project all her daddy issues on you, before leaving to find new dick.

Like a sucker, you just fell for the long hair and highlights meme.

Isn't it literally the same, save for festivals?

festivals not as good, tool upgrading and mining is better, can take out and put away things without pressing start, mostly the same game in a different town.

>Not wanting to feed cake to Elli

Elli is best candidate. though she'll probably end up fat.

those fucking sprite fuckers or whatever it was, i hated that shit.

I don't even know if its in that game, but that shit was ultra retarded