For Honor

This guy walks up to you in the club and ÉG RÍF ÞIG Í BITA's your gf's ass, how,do you respond?

I parry his ass and then stab him right in the stomach

I rekt his low tier ass

I repeatedly poison him at a range, parry him when he attacks, and carefully avoid walls until he dies.

>unsheathes naginata
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd reply HYPJAÐU ÞIG VINUR, ELLEÐAR ÉG OG KÆRASTAN MÍN SÝNUM ÞÉR HVAR DAVÍÐ KEYPTI ÖLIÐ

I give him this.

I yell PIZZA COMBO

I get rekt because i'm terrible at timing parries on the unblockables. And i haven't found another way to avoid it.

Jump back, m8

Nothing becuase i play the objectively worst class in the game but i can parry everyone that isn't feinting as Peacekeeper.
Thus the match ends in a stalemate

Is it just me or does the game feel extremely sluggish in comparison to the Beta? It's driving me insane

Charge and hope I launch him off a tower?

I don't even know where you can start comparing these two games
>Medieval setting
I mean, okay, there you have it.

Skyrim are you fucking my girlfriend?!
EEEEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck is Guard break interrupt fucking impossible

Because you have the reaction time of a goldfish.
It's easy as fuck if you're not a button masher.

How do you feint? No tutorial in the game has shown me how to do this yet, or maybe i glazed over it.

>There's a guy in /fhg/ with the username Lewdkeeper who ERPs with his opponents while they degrade him, calling him a dirty bitch and such

Why does PK attract such horny bastards?

The game lies about when to use it, first of all. It says to do it at the start of the guard break, but you need to do it right before the attack connects.

You feint by not feinting because feinting is fucking garbo by default and if you're not warden who has very fluid feint or a class with built in other ways of feinting, it's not worth doing

AD MORTEM

>I'll show you where David bought beer
Top tier bantz

False, its right after it connects

10/10 image

Lewdkeeper you are a fucking horny bitch Jesus Christ, stop talking about wanting to be slapped around and stepped on inbetween bouts.

Why are the knights so shit!? THEY'RE SHIT! the weebs are closing in, we only have like 3 spots on the map left.

WE'RE LEAVING THE BETA

Jokes on you I don't have gf

This game is fucking broken, most of the inputs are fucking ignored, it's like everyone's fighting in a swimming pool and can't move anywhere fast enough.

Don't remember it being like this in the open beta

Played the beta and was incredibly bored, did they improve it?

No, it's gotten worse.