Now THIS is the shit

Now THIS is the shit.

watch out bro. Sup Forums is full of straightedge underage retards who are about to start autistically screeching

if you dont know how to smoke while playing games you shouldn't be doing either

Pass the controller bro

Do they make any that work with an Xbox controller?

>straightedge retards
enjoy your lung cancer

>Being so fucking addicted that you can't wait for a little break and have to smoke WHILE you are gaming.

Sad.

Smoking is bad for your health.

DUDE
CANCER
LMAO

Cross
O Box
Triangle

wat

>Smoking indoors

Worst kind of smoker.

>as the first poster autistically screeches about people autistically screeching

>taking breaks while gaming

who do you think I am, some filthy casual?

>look mom, doesn't it look fucking cool when i smoke? xD

>getting ashes all over your controller

>smoking
lol

they don't do it for their parents approval
they do it for their parents disapproval

THEY'RE SUCH A REBEL

DUDE CIGS LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE STOUTS LMAO
DUDE PALE ALES LMAO
DUDE SOUR ALES LMAO
DUDE LAGAR LMAO
DUDE IPAS LMAO
DUDE VODKA LMAO
DUDE GIN LMAO
DUDE WINE LMAO
DUDE WHISKEY LMAO
DUDE RUM LMAO


can we just gas all these degenerates, please? I'm tired of them shitting up my vidya multiplayer.

Oh man this makes me wanna have a smoke. brb

DUDE

I smoke half a pack a day and think this is retarded.

Fuck off toddler and finish your milk.

>brb quick smo- nevermind

what is this? explain plz im curious?

>no hookah, scotch, or cigars

GOTCHA BITCH

>Fu- *COUGH* Fuck I'M SO DRUNK XD HAHA Fuck off tod- *BURP* toddler and finish your mi- *EXHALES* milk.

Drug tier list:

Elder god tier:

High on life

God tier:

Stimulants

Okay tier:

Alcohol

Shit tier:

Everything else

damn user, brb

You done?

kek

brb need to pump some fecal gas into my lungs haha

Man this kinda makes me wanna try smoking. What brand should I go with?

why is this shit so hilarious to me.

>your vices trigger people this badly
Feels good

Wut. You can easily smoke while playing if you smoke indoors.

What kind of smoke you want?

Fast and furious, cigarettes
I want some flavor you asshole, cigarillos
I want to sit for a while, cigars
I want both you cocksucker, hookah
DUDE, weed

>aww, look at those low rates!

What's goin on guys? just had a refreshing smoke after sex with my super model gf. How's everyone else doin?

this

>in the middle of a raid
>"brb smoking a joint please don't kick me boss"

Smokers get nicotine stains on the part of the finger where they hold cigarettes, but I've never seen anything that pronounced

You know Sup Forums is super underage because I felt the same distain towards cigarettes and alcohol when I was like 15. I relentlessly mocked anybody who would drink or smoke. As a 26 year old grown ass man there's literally nothing wrong with having a few drinks and unwinding with some video games

>smoke
>refreshing

congrats on bagging a super model tho

And as clockwork, we expose the addict. As we can see here in Exhibit A, the Addict will always jump to the defense, for he has realized his own poor habits, and has become insecure.

And a reminder to all, anyone who defends smoking is either an absolute low IQ retard, or an addict themselves.

>straightedge retards
>even though long-term alcohol and tobacco consumption is proven to lower IQs

really bends my mind

This is either a burn, or the hand of a homeless person/chain smoker/both

My dad smokes like a chimney and his hands look perfectly normal.

>DUDE LETS INHALE TAR ONTI OUR BODIES TO SHORTEN OUR LIFE SPAN WHILEEL ASLO BECOME A LITERAL CHEMICAL HAZARD TO OUR LOVED ONES AND FRIENDS LMAO
The only Good Smoker is a dead same with people who drink

>zone chat
>"I'M SO DRUNK XD"

>he doesnt know that smoking is the most satisfying thing after a succ
fag

I don't think I've ever seen nicotine stains. But most of the people I know that smoke don't roll their own. So I think that might have something to do with it.

The opposite happened to me.

I drank and smoked around 16 and now I'm 24 and I detest smokers and alcoholics.

>tfw you're living with your grandma so you can support her as she ages.
>Can't smoke inside.

JUST

Why buttons are fuck up?

that's true, I didn't consider unfiltered cigarettes

> work a shitty mcjob at the side of college
> I am literally the only employee who doesnt smoke
> the only place to smoke is the trash area outside
> people pay money to be anxious about standing 3 minutes in a freezing trash compound every two hours
literally whats the appeal

I'd say smokers need to kill themselves but they are already doing that so no need.

post your brands lads

smoke stains from holding a cigarette, guy must have seriously had one one lit at all times. fucking ridiculous

I'M A PERSON JUST LIKE YOU
BUT I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN SIT AROUND AND FUCK MY HEADHANG OUT WITH THE LIVING DEAD
SNORT WHITE SHIT UP MY NOSE
PASS OUT AT THE SHOWS
I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SPEED
THAT'S SOMETHING I JUST DON'T NEED
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE
I'M A PERSON JUST LIKE YOU
BUT I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO
THAN SIT AROUND AND SMOKE DOPE
CAUSE I KNOW I CAN COPE
LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT OF EATING LUDES
LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT OF SNIFFING GLUEALWAYS GONNA KEEP IN TOUCH
NEVER WANT TO USE A CRUTCH
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHT EDGE

That's what happens when you fall asleep smoking a cigar.
I say cigar because a cig's flame will go out no matter what you do with it unless you mash the cherry into a rug/furniture.

>Sup Forums is full of dweebs
really surprise me

>doesn't know the bliss of cigs after sex

damn

...

Probably frostbite caused by smoking too much in freezing weather

Exposed hands away from torso, reduced surface bloodflow and snowstorms dont mesh well

I smoked unfiltered cigarettes for 12 years and this shit never happens
the dude got a burn or some kind of skin cancer

>t. virgin

Brainlets are attracted to brainlet habits.

>*COUGH* DW- *COUGH* *COUGH* give me a sec... I'll be right back guys.. *DISTANT COUGHING* ...alright, back got some water *GULP*.. ahh.. DWEEBS

switched from Camel turkish series

...

Camels, but I'm smoking my last pack now

Dude fuck you straight edge children

Smoking is cool and so are smokers. I wasn't anywhere near as cool until I started smoking now everybody knows me

>There are people on Sup Forums who would rather live longer, and actually have a good well work body in the future
Ftfy

>DUDE IPAS LMAO
I read that as DUDE TAPAS LMAO
You may hate finger gadgets, but don't you dare talk about finger food like that.

Never got into the smoking scene but the unanimous hatred towards alcohol really shows this place is full of children. If you really can't tell the difference between having a nice, mellow, buzz and "DUUUUUDE IM WASTED XD" you are a literal child

>enjoy your lung cancer
These days, everyone who is 20 now will have lung cancer by the time they turn 40 or 50, regardless of smoking or not.

Sure, buddy

A FIRESTORM TO PURIFY
A FIRESTORM TO PURIFY
A FIRESTORM TO PURIFY

>wanting to be alive
wrong website

the important thing is that you found a way to feel superior
good for you user, too bad no one outside this underage filled mongolian rice website cares

>this shit never happens

>There are people in this thread who've never smoked and still hate on smokers

Drinker here smoking is a shit tier vice.

>paying to kill yourself

What the fuck, your colon has a voicebox?

yeah seriously what the fuck how is everyone missing this

>guys look I quote shitty xkcd comics am I cool yet

>tfw vaporizing marijuana

Why would I ever do anything else

>this shit never happens
>this shit never happens

Former DUDE WEED fag here, drinkers are just as bad and think they're better than everyone

I'm currently down to 2 cigs per week, I'm pretty confident that this will be the last pack

>people actually smoke in 2017

you sure love sucking on things.

in what dimension Sup Forums isnt a bunch of fat neckbeards who will kill themselves before 40 anyway?

regardless of whether you smoke or not, can we all agree that you look like a massive faggot if you wear a colorful fisher price ring while playing your vidya?

im pretty sure he meant to the degree of the first picture, no need to get autistic

>this shit never happens
>this shit never happens
>this shit never happens

He's right that the burn never happens but your pic is mostly a stain which is common.

I'm on my 10th last pack right now

>Implying it happens with filtered smokes
You end up with this shit, without fail, when you smoke rollies. Factory made though? No.