Bullshit Reviews

Times where you looked at a review and wondered if the dude even played the game

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but it was actually mediocre

every review for horizon

but YOU havent played the game lmao

we call that irony

It literally wasnt though.

I got TF through Club Nintendo and was bored by world 2. Wouldn't say it's a 6 though. Maybe I grew tired of platformers.

it was bargain bin trash
literally nothing new in the game. zero gameplay enhancements relative to similar games released 15-20 years ago

So you haven't played the game? Good to know.

someone post the IGN gods eater vs babyz reveiws.

Sounds like every open world game that gets 9's and 10's!

It's hard to "enhance" a genre that was perfected before you were even born.

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exact same gameplay

I swear to God, they bumped up the mark of this game since the last time I saw this shit review.

Weren't you Nintendorks making fun of Sonyggers for whining about reviews a few months ago?

If DKCTF was a good game it would have sold.

Every 10/10 review ever. Been playing games since I was 5 years old, and I've never played a single game that I would rate 10/10. Yes I understand that 10/10 doesn't mean the game is perfect

DKCTF was one of the only games I really enjoyed on my Wii 2.0

I guess COD and Skyrim are amazing games then. 10/10 perfections.

They only finished 1/5th of the game, and just slapped a score on it.

They are good games for the people that enjoy them. What happened to the DK fans that bought DKCR?

They didnt buy a Wii U obviously.

lol nintendrone

we played them an enjoyed them? I don't get what kind of idiot thinks popular = good

because Beyonce is the epitome of music, right?

Not an argument. Half of all Wii U owners own Splatoon and 70% of them own Mario Kart 8. Why didn't Wii U owners buy TF?

DKCTF sold roughly 1.61 million units, which was better than Final Fantasy XV, Infamous Second Son and The Last of Us Remastered.

It was only 400 000 units shy of Bloodborne's sales figures:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_PlayStation_4_video_games.

This game is unplayable. I've never seen a AAA game with combat this terrible. The level of incompetence on display is shocking.

>Alien: Isolation

Are those 1.6 million sales VGchartz figures? They're fake as shit. No way a game that sold 130k copies in north america and 35k copies in japan is going to reach that LTD.

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>Lolis
>MK always sells

those are also casual games, TF is a hardcore platformer.

But he's completely right.

>Yes I understand that 10/10 doesn't mean the game is perfect

It should

RDR is the only 10 for me, but all these 10s thrown around these days really kill the feeling of an amazing game. I remember when that rare 10/10 review would come out and it would be amazing. now it's every fucking day.

So if most Wii U owners are casuals, why exactly is this board so frustrated that casuals buy PS4s?

Can you blame them?

You've gotta love the way Nintendo is blindly praised for stuff like this. Games had orchestral scores for decades before Nintendo put orchestral music in Mario Galaxy. Suddenly every new game with an orchestral soundtrack is a Galaxy rip-off. I'm a Nintendrone and even I cringe when I see stuff like that.

It's impossible to make a game which is perfect in every regard, for every conceivable player. Making that level of perfection a requirement for a 10/10 rating would be totally pointless.

So what's wrong with it?

I replayed RDR recently, didn't think it was a 10/10 when it first came out and still dont think its one now. Missions are repeptitive exposition riding to a certain place, having a shootout, and riding back to town to do it all over again, much emptiness which wouldnt be so bad if th same random scenarios werent replayed
>help someone stole my wagon (literally the worst one)
>help these coyotes are nippin my buds!
>help we got robbed, sorry m'boy they made me do it
>help I'm stranded, give me a ride back home stranger~ (which gives you bad reputation if you shoot her prior to getting horsejacked lol)

casual games, not casual consoles

Now YOU'RE the one spewing shit.

A whole lot of editors at PlebInformer are retarded. I remember what sold the deal for me was when they gave Kid Icarus: Uprising a 7/10 and complained about the controls.

>harsh checkpoints during boss battles

never played this game but how harsh can it be if there are checkpoints DURING the fight?

>TF is a hardcore platformer.
Come on now.

You can't see the enemies half the time because of the unworkable camera, and the other half you're whacking brick walls that don't flinch and respond with instant 4 hit combos. Enemies can damage you during inescapable flowmotion animations, and move so fast that they can kill you from across the oversized room when you couldn't even see them. Your keyblade does chip damage, each hit is clunky and slow to execute, and your dream eaters suck their own dicks professionally instead of fighting. It's an insult to the ARPG genre.

>when they gave Kid Icarus: Uprising a 7/10 and complained about the controls.

I guess the controls are fine if you're a mutant with three arms. Kid Icarus was so goofy, I've never seen a game come with a console stand to help you hold it.