BioWare can't make attractive char-

BioWare can't make attractive char-

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oh god. tell me somebody edited this to make her look worse than she already did.

The fuck are those facial expressions

Haha what the actual fuck? Who thought this looked good?

looks pretty dreck to me

Sometimes I think humanity is alright until I remember that people willingly buy Bioware games

>I can't enjoy a video game unless all the female characters are 10/10 super models and want to have sex with me!

>We want the pedophile audience

I'm not even gay, but that guy is pretty handsome desu.

It's the fucking Shrek face again

...

*GLOMP*

pretty cute desu

male ryder is actually pretty hot as well

SOME

SOMEBODY

Where's the option were I get to romance the lobster alien?

Holy christ this looks ugly

reminds me of this

SOMEBODY

you know she might be hot but I just cant get around that fucking black eye streak it looks so fucking stupid

>those souless eyes
>oily faces
Almost saw my own reflection

>SHREK-TACULAR!!!

Blue Shrek is as bad as that rip off movie about a similar looking shrek

dam i rather romance the freakin KROGAN

wtf is that

>there will never be anice ME game where you go full space KKK and kill all the aliens

from baldurs gate and NWN
why did bioware fall so far
jesus

I agree, tumblr. Women should keep their mouths shut.

ONCE TOLD ME

Please, PLEASE tell me there's more romance options than Shrek and SJW blonde girl.

Just let me romance FemRyder, please.

You know what to do

Dude she's an ALIEN. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DISGUSTING YOU SICKO. She's fucking BLUE

>Romance your own sister.
Sure, Bioware will be all about that.

>Aliens can't be hot
Neck your self

SOME

As long as there's a turian I don't care. Let Bioware make all the shitty waifus and husbandos they want. They'll never be as good as Garrus, Fenris, or Solas anyway.

give me irish mom please

>asari are supposed to be attractive to almost any race
>we get space shrek
Why

Come on trips or 6.

why does bioware have this disgusting grease filter on everything

da3 was the same way

Oh shit, i'm sorry

why even play video games if you're just gonna take the fantasy out

>no user you only get to fuck ugly girls just like in real life

Away with you demon!

ASARI R LIKE ONIONS

but everything in bioware games wants to have sex with you.

THAT BIOWARE IS GONNA ROLL ME

lmfao at the facial expressions

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST OMNI-TOOL IN THE SHED

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

r0lling

HOLD ON

UR AN ALLSTAR

I hope there is an option to toss the whole crew out of the airlock

we want the ugly audience

Honestly the worst part about it are those terrible animations

Like you can tell exactly where one ends and another one begins

hjhh

I hope I don't wind up with a pumpkin-headed freak.

Ah shit, I got a pumpkin-headed freak.

AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

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how can you start with smirkfu as a basis and wind up with this

I don't understand

>RACE OF ALIENS THAT MANIPULATES OTHER RACES MINDS TO LOOK MORE LIKE THEM AND BE MORE ATTARCTIVE.
>THIS IS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE.

Bioware sure does love to make mentally retarded side cahracters

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR GAS I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLACE

That's not the character smirkfu is playing you fucking mongoloid

sfm when?

Meet your new squadmate;

Peebee the goofy, lovable alien!

GET OUT OF MY ANCIENT RUINS

what the fuck are they even doing

>could of pulled trigger multiple times for easy kill
>doesn't for some reason

amazing writing.

Is this thing actually called Peebee? What the fuck, that's not a name, it's baby talk.

BAH GAWD, SHREK HITS THE LORD FARQUAD PRESS! HE'S LAYIN' SOME LAYERS AND TEARIN' THEM OFF!

youtube.com/watch?v=3NmNT4oFN3w

go

Give me that sweet joy jesus.

not 3

WE CAN ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGGGGEEEEE

I thought I recognized that face.

Wait isn't this a male?

>strawman: the post

You mean the guy, right?

t-they fixed the manlet and ghoul MCs, they'll fix this, right?

That's not her real name. She has a proper one.

>can't get dubs on Sup Forums
Thank god for that, also 9

same

oh phew

which one is smirkfu then?

Real name is Pelessaria B'Sayle

Roll.

>the first ever male asari
How progressive!

DUDE WEES

I have to admit that that's a pretty attractive man even discounting the terrible facial hair. Why would you give a video game character patchy, garbage beard growth anyway?

give me 420

I-I'm sorry, user

Yes

I didn't know Shrek was in this game, does Dreamworks know about this?

>guy looks hot
>Asari, who were always attractive in previous game, looks like a goof

This is why japanese devs are superior.

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

THIS
IS
MY
SWAMP

She looks like slav guy i knew.

r o l l

Ah, all right. That's almost as bad because it's what I'd expect some thirteen-year-old to call her self-insert character, but at least it's not fucking Peebee.

WITNESS ME

>H-Hey guys, they changed peebee's face i swear xd

AHAHAHAHAHA

I'M BLUE

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