Happy birthday, son

>happy birthday, son

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>A CCS's GBC can be sell for 500 bucks at ebay.

If I got this as a 9 year old i'd try and scrape the girly stickers off cause I was a little shit

>son

Ugh I told you to stop calling me son, I identify as a multigendered, transrace, berrysexual individual

thanks daddy~ *kisses*

>your parents never bought you any video games or consoles

Fuck you all. I had to earn my own money to buy video games as a kid.

I love you daddy! Will you buy me a new skirt and some more thigh-highs next time you go to the mall?

I'd be fucking hyped if I got that. Card captors was the shit.

danke papa

This reminds me some user story about his mom giving a special official megaman poster (which he is a great fan) but he told her to take it away because he doesn't want his normie friends to see it. All the thread shitted on him.

Thanks dad, I love Cardcaptor Sakura.

*grabs* haha smell ya later gramps!! *penguin slides away*

I'm glad they did. What a little faggot.

>happy birthday son (daughter)

Not so fast sonny *teleports in front of you and blocks your path*
I need you to take out the trash and wash the dishes before you can go play with your electronic toys *takes the GameBoy Color™ out of your hands and disappears in the blink of an eye*

I wouldn't have cared i just wanted a gameboy which i never got.

I wanted a Rayearth one but I don't think they exist

Thanks, dad, it'll go great with my all-pink Dreamcast setup.

My mum drew characters out of the Mario Party 4 manual, it had Shy Guy in the cowboy outfit and top hat Goomba, stuff like that, and she drew them on this big piece of wood. Still have it in my room to this day, and may I be shot dead if I ever reach the point that I get rid of it out of some normalfag expectation.

>"Oh dad, haha good one"
>keeps it and plays it in secret

Why is this image so popular? I don't get it.

Go give your mom a hug, user

i know why you made this thread

post em

That's Dave Grohl before he met Kurt Cobain.

Because it's so sad

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I will cure you with my evilstick

best i can do, son

how do japs say "game boy color"?

gemu boi kolo?

>tfw I have the same haircut and about to be 20 next month, probably no cake because would rather spend money on other shit

ゲームボーイカラー Gēmu Bōi Karā

>tfw never had any consoles

oh shit if only my parents got me this GG instead of the boring ass black one

also
>6 aaa batteries

>6 AA* batteries

Parents were always tight on cash, that didnt set in on me til i was in high school. I felt so shitty when i found out. They tried super hard get me consoles.

>i didnt know which one to get you so i got them all, son

who /richfag/ here?

wow I can relate to one of these for once

>mom keeps getting my stuffed animals
all righty then

If my parents got me that I wouldn't even be mad. Hell, even if someone gave me that for my birthday next year as a joke, I still wouldn't be mad. Always wanted a Gameboy color.

This is fucking great though

japan only, you didnt stand a chance

>tfw no Sakura to tease or bully

>Card Captor Sakura gets a reboot
>tfw Nintendo Switch CCS Edition

SAKURA IS CUTE
THAT'S A CUTE GAME BOY
POST SAKURA

>Card Captor Sakura gets a reboot
This is going to be as terrible as the Sailor Moon reboot that they tried to do. Fucking Japan.

>cucking your own little sister

>Card Captor Sakura gets a reboot
wait what? first ive heard of this.

crystal doesnt seem too bad, does it get bad later on?

>tfw my friend had a pink GBC and we used to roast him non stop about it

>reboot

crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/11/26/cardcaptor-sakura-returns-in-2018-clear-card-tv-anime-adaptation

Oh, my bad. I mean a sequel which will be aired next year.

NO

I didn't read/watch it yet, but it's not really a reboot. Its a continuation

I refuse to believe anything can be as bad as Crystal

It's called the Clear Card or something.

And Crystal is fucking trash.

Do you suck his dick now or does he suck yours?`

oh fuck thats even better. Now if only my favorite magical girl anime would continue.

how is it bad? im only 5 episodes in and so far so good.

I fucking love CCS, have all the episodes and movies with that 100 GB Blu-ray pack and shit. But it doesn't need a fucking sequel, just like Dragon Ball didn't need one either.

Well, I think you have bad taste. But if you don't see a problem in the first few eps, you'll probably enjoy the whole thing.

>theme touts about not needing a mans protection
>all of them cry for men like every episode

>anime was probably only made to shut Naoko up and allow international sales of the original

He's not wrong.

>Captain Crunch
I will never understand.

dude I would have fucking LOVED this when I was 8 years old

Cardcaptor Sakura was 100% my shit

I love the expressions.

>not cucking your little sister
It's pretty much why they exist.

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it's a ultra poor thing, i had a friend growing up that received fruity pebbles for christmas.

they never get brand name cereal so it was intended to be a treat, he still remembers it to this day as it was pretty much the only thing he got that year and it was gone by the next day.

Damn man, and I thought I was poor.