What's your excuse now?

What's your excuse now?

jokes on him LAMO

>tfw my dad never went fishing with me or played baseball with me
>tfw he will never tell me how to score chicks and I will never make him proud

Hahahaha fuck you dad you got a cute trap instead!

He got an electrical engineer who would rather shitpost on Sup Forums instead of going out and talking to women on Sup Forums
At least he doesn't have to worry about me asking him for money to raise my kids

then why wasn't he around to tell me this?

actually my father played lots of games with me.

I remember when he first discovered gran turismo for the psx, the man was hyped. always beat me at it too.

i miss him

My father was the one who introduced me to video games though the C64, TI-99 Home Computer, Atari 2600, and later the Amiga.

But my dad loved vidya and got me into it in the first place.

Jokes on you OP my dad is an alcoholic that doesn't want to do anything but drink! HAHAHAH

My dads a fag who puts to much thought into a dead American dream.

Now I'm gonna get fucking high and play Crash Bandicoot.

My older brother is gay so I get a free pass.

My dad killed himself cause he wanted a daughter

only cucks like baseball

My dad tried to burn my house down, so fuck what he thinks.

And what about you OP?

surely you must be better than us right?

Is anyone else's dad here a complete social autist?

>Dad got me into video games
>Dad is into sci-fi and read a ton of comics as kid/his side of the family have a lot of cousin into anime as well

He did this to me.

My dad's a drug addict who used to sexually abuse me. I'm a worthless piece of shit, but he has no room to talk.

He was jail.

Never met my dad.

Not black, btw.

My dad died long ago.

nope, my dad was a shotcaller for the 18th street gang. he was pitting me in fights with other kids and now he has a son who has emotional issues and cant talk to girls he likes.

pathetic thread, shame

These days most dads are probably happy as long as you don't try to disown your own penis.

I'm one of the only children to graduate college.

Things are going pretty well, if you ask me.

I had to sit through a sexual harassment training thing today, and it was fucking retarded.
Forget how stupid it is to try to teach someone not to be a rapist, I don't plan on making physical contact with anyone in that building. I will never send anyone a dick pic, so I don't need a fucking lecture on the finer ethical points of doing it for Christ's sake.
Sorry, I don't /r9k/ and needed to vent that.

hmmmm it seems a majority of Sup Forums has some daddy issues. I wonder why they are all concentrated on this site. Really causes one to ponder...

Meh, my dad was a drug addict, we both kind of fucked up in being a decent son and father. Still miss that bastard, we may have been weirdly different, but the banter was still good.

>tfw supportive dad
Feels good.