What the fuck is wrong with Bioware?

What the fuck is wrong with Bioware?

Can I get a brief summary?

They're making the transition to Biogware.

Can someone give me a quick rundown?

In contact with aliens

The call that saved the Andromeda galaxy

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Gimme the rapid debrief

QUICK RUNDOWN

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POTION SELLER

Possibly one of the worst memes

SOMEBODY

Is this going to be like ME2? Can I make sure that everyone dies in a suicide mission at the end?

This is uncanny valley in the worst way.

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

ONCE

>He isn't bogpilled

Can someone give me a rundown on this character? And make it quick if you can.

Basically they are now a fortress for SJW's and feminazis and the neo-liberal agenda of white genocide.
Deliberately makes women uglier, hates white people, diversity hires, fired all their good writers, keeps overt anti-white racists on the payroll etc.

MY POTIONS ARE TOO STRONG FOR YOU TRAVELLER, YOU BETTER GO SOMEWHERE THAT SELLS WEAKER POTIONS

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GAVE

NIGGER

best new meme 2017

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Haha I'm hip to this meme

People are actually going to give money to EA and support this

The fun fact is that despite what people say about sjw Bioware has always been generous with fanservice. The tits in DA2 are jrpg tier and let's talk about ASS EFFECT. What happened here? Why did they turn everyone ugly as sin suddenly?

swell thread

loooooool


i could make a better game with a piece of string and some cheese

Is bogposting the unfunniest pol meme?

They diversity hired retards like Manveer Heir

>The tits in DA2 are jrpg tier and let's talk about ASS EFFECT.

You can put tits and ass on a pig but it'll still be a pig. I feel like you're giving bioware too much credit.

In what situation would this kind of collision even happen? Is the smirk supposed to imply that he got an erection?

On a scale from 1-10, how tight do you think PeeBee's pussy/azure is? Do you think she makes noises during sex? What about faces? Do you think she's the kind that trembles or gets body tremors during orgasms?

Do you think she's a virgin?

Eugh those faces

Someone make bog page

Best meme

Liara didn't die for this.

Oh man I love big bad beetleborgs

>the call that saved mass effect

They took desire demons out of Cisquisition even though that game is all about the fade and demons. Titillation is PROBLEMATIC

reminder
don't even think of buying this game if you are white. they literally don't want your money if you are white.

Liara isn't dead though

Please tell me that's not real.

I don't think asari live forever user

>lets make everyone ugly so...

nobody chooses the ugly character ironically

SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK SEAT?

>She

Of course not retard

WHY ARE THEY SO SWEATY

WHY ARE THEY SO GREASY

PEE BEE LET ME GET YOU A FUCKING TOWEL

Some people chose blacks in the games when they are available for picking.

Dude, with Bioware as ir is lately, I can't even know anymore.

yeah but only blacks and jokers who want to play a fat afroid

It's only been 600 years since the events of mass effect 3. Liara should be just starting her matriarch stage

The men are still pretty good, if you're into the effeminate twinky look.

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It's Bioware.

>What happened here?
All the employees left and got replaced with progressive graduates

kek

I've never played mass effect. Can I jump in on this one?

>I've never played mass effect
Good, don't start now.

this actually gave me hope

>tfw busty mature Liara

You should play through the original trilogy first. They're good games.

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Play 1, ignore everything else

Oh come on, Morrigan in DA was god tier, same for Leliana. The MC sister in DA 2 was also quite cute, still I agre majority of the females where quite shit. Didn't play Inquisition tho, is it worth?

PEANUS WEANUS

DA Origins was a decent game, but the characters look like fucked up marionettes. Bioware have never made good looking characters.

Her suit is GREASY SWEET

it's a shitty western rpg
if you want a decent western-made game just play the witcher

damn, scott rhyder is hot

why does bioware only know how to make hot dude

>regularly posts on social media promoting the eradication of "whitey"
He has no right to talk when "whitey" would get fired for saying the shit he says, but because he's a POO IN LOO it's okay.

First game is absolute Vidya Kino

They are all terrible, seriously don't fucking play them, they are all a complete waste of time.

that's kinda cute in a weird way

WHy the fuck does everyone in DA:1 and this new ME game look like they were just dipped in a vat of grease?

That's what they pander to now, LGBTQ+ (or however its spelled) and feminists, to a certain degree women in order to subvert and indoctrinate them into ceasing their pitiful existence as a dying race.

What? you don't find THIS attractive?

They're literally trekking across and exploring a planet. Do you expect them to be squeaky clean with a lemon scent?

>This fucking face
>those baby shit colored eyes
>that "quirky" smug grin

So how long until every single AAA company in existence is brainwashed by SJWs and makes all their characters ugly fat minority dykes? Who will be next? Will CD Projekt Red follow Bioware's example?

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I bet she sucks dick like a vacuum

Pretty sure that's a male Asari

Bah! that closeup of PeePees face is fucking terrible.
Aren't the Asari supposed to be all attractive all the time? why does this one look like a claymation of someones grandma?

In contact with humanity.

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They know EA will kill them when this game bombs so they're deliberately making it as shit as possible as revenge.

ehh

she's starting to grow on me
though it isn't going to be on steam so I shan't bother

OH HELLO THERE

Is this Source? Or this the new Mass Effect?

I'm unsure what emotion that expression is attempting to convey.

Is it sad? Happy? Excited? Aroused? Angry?

Honestly it just looks confused. Not even like "tee-hee I'm a dumb airhead confused," more of a "this party sucks, my feet hurt, none of these fags know how to shoot, I wish I were on the Citadel eating noodles" kind of confused.

Wow, this is a really good looking 360 game.

>male Asari

Those don't exist

PeeBee didn't just fall over on him though. She's literally straddling his crotch

>Those eyes

How the fuck do you fuck up eyes this bad?

That's not what that webm shows