>joycon issue will be solved with a software update
why are people so desperate to find something wrong with the swtich?
there's so much discussion to be had of things you enjoy, positive or negative, I don't see how "nintendoomed" could be anyone's priority subject.
I wish to see all games fail so normalfags will leave.
everything has to be "angry"
Video games were a mistake
>a hardware issue will be solved with a software update
>Day 1 patch to actually use your controller
So the controllers are not even plug & play anymore, it's really ok when Nintendo does it.
I hate video games
I want Nintendo's greed to bite them hard in the ass.
>i am retarded
>hardware issue
lmao
they're fixing it so can't really ask for more
Gotta give it to this one
>supported a dead console for five years
>greedy
>meanwhile everyone gives a pass to a $270 special edition because muh real gaming console
neons look so cheap. Same with red and blue. The colored controllers, when attached to the tablet, also makes the tablet look smaller. Comparing it with 3DS XL, the switch's screen is actually bigger but I hate that it looks like shit thanks to the controllers around it and that black 6-6.5 millimeter borders around the screen
Because something was wrong with the PS4 and Xbone on launch
>Xbone making CD crunching noises and smoking for some people
>PS4 shocking some people on touch.
>dead console
The Wii U was designed to minimize internal production labor costs and the games were adjusted to provide maximum profit by amiibo and DLC.
If you think the Wii U was a dead console, you're braindead.
wish they offered a Black JoyCon model for retail like the dev kits
Your best bet is to buy a black rubber cover/grip for the joycons, but right now everyone in charge of producing accessories are making rainbow ones
>amiibo and DLC
something that was implemented more than halfway through the wii u's lifespan.
if you think a console can only die when the company drops support then you're too simple-minded, the wii u was bleeding money every single year it was out.
even though they probably developed most games on it with the switch in mind they still didn't pull the plug, something they've done in the past with the virtual boy
>they had years to make the controllers work, but they couldnt
>now they'll fix it in a couple days
wait... they didn't make the controllers?
I think we can agree console war shit has gotten way outta hand.
It hasn't, this amount of console war shitposting is actually normal for a video game message board.
Why are things like this though? I'm not asking for reddit levels of sugar-coating but it's so depressing how little constructive everyone is.
>nintendo not greedy and arrogant
Stop being delusional, drone.
>Shocking people
Never happened, but there's other things that did happen
>those shitposts about the Pro Controller being required were true
pottery
Getting people riled up is better for marketing products because emotional responses to things like these will spread by word of mouth.
>>joycon issue will be solved with a software update
Nigga we don't know if it's a software or hardware failure
>>joycon issue will be solved
holy kek are all nintoddlers this delusional?
Just buy a Pro™ Controller™ it's only $99.99™, Goy©. Are you poor or something?
It never used to be this bad. It used to be just lighthearted jabbing.
Why does Nintendo demand $300+ for low quality tech these days?
The fucking Wii was only $240 at the most.
I would pay no more than $200 for one of these gimmick machines.
Especially when these faggots insist on 90% "family friendly" things or just straight up Wii tier third party shovelware trash.
Sorry, but a new Mario and Zelda standalone year one is not enough to warrant spending money on what is most likely to just br a shovelware machine.
nintendo's being generous
Desperate need to make their end of 2016 financial reports not look like garbage. Basically everything has a gigantic, insane markup so it doesn't look like they're bleeding money at a ridiculous rate.
>It's cheaper than the competition
Still too expensive for the old, outdated bullshit cost cutting tech that it's utilizing.
Especially since Nintendo's only ace is rehashing the same two fucking franchises (Zelda and Mario) over and over and over.
I don't buy CoD shit, why should I buy another Zelda or Mario?
But that's a fucking retarded business strategy, why not sell for an absurdly decent price and and literally rake in all the fucking money?
>What is a driver?
I know shit posting doesn't really require much intelligence, but that's just embarrassing man.
>Especially since Nintendo's only ace is rehashing the same two fucking franchises (Zelda and Mario) over and over and over.
Not him but what about all the games that aren't Mario or Zelda from them?
Eh, Splatoon and what is it? Arms? Doesn't appeal to me, I also don't like JRPG weeb stuff that much.
There's only so much cutesy minimalist platform and puzzling that I can stand.
>outdated bullshit cost cutting tech
>$900 gaming tablet R&D'd down to $300
cut the emotional bs and go into specifics. they're doing the exact same thing the PS4's doing but with portables, just giving you a cheaper but viable option
if you can't even back your own claims then you certainly can't put together a gaming tablet for $300
if you think the switch should've been $200 or that they should've made a more expensive console with the latest tech then you're an idiot for not having the slightest idea of how marketing works.
Well you said they only relied on two franchises, which isn't the case. Whether you care for their other franchises, new or old, is another thing altogether.
t. nintoddler
Will smash be available on release? I didn't want to buy a WiiU just for smash, but I might buy the switch for that and some other games.
COD released almost every year, Zelda titles release like once every 7 fucking years
what games would you recommend, user?
I don't really care.
I just want video games to crash and burn, getting to the point where I can't afford any of this shit anymore anyway.
How do you not have a 3DS yet?
>I just want video games to crash and burn
are you really doing your part, user? the switch looks like it's gonna have a successful launch, gotta do better than this
>why are people so desperate to find something wrong with the swtich?
>literally half the people who got it complain
>desperate to find
It's like playing where's waldo but he holds up a neon sign that points towards him while also screaming that he's right there.
>I just want video games to crash and burn
Just let other people have their fun. No need to be a sourpuss.
Why should you be allowed to have fun when I'm not having any?
Just buy the pro controll- oh wait atleast the console will be functional
You can't be seriously asking that.
Why not? I think it's a pretty legitimate question.
More like a silly question, but I guess I shouldn't had expected much considering where I am.
Lol, the salt from people who can afford the system/didn't get a pre-order is fucking REAL.
You kids have your fun little jabs, I'll be comfy as fuck playing Zelda on my Switch.