He saved the world at his 12

>he saved the world at his 12
What did you do at that time?

I was a leaf in the fucking wind. I didn't know shit.

That's what I did that that time.

>implying that's impressive
Zelda 1 Link was 10 when he killed Ganon.

pretend to have nosebleeds so that others would think I was smart. oh and play lots of vidya of course

I had cancer and spent my 13th birthday in the hospital.

Lost my virginity and played lots of vidya

Played as Link to save the world.

Would you play a Zelda game with an elderly Link?

Did you die?

Jerked off a lot with my sister.

Who fucked your boipussy?

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Yes

No I want that shota butthole. We all do

>boipussy
>implying i have one

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I think I broke my high score for beating off thanks to a day off school and the busty sunflower in conkers bad fur day

Is love to play any game with classic hero archetypes coming out of retirement for one last quest.

Doesn't even have to be quirky. Could be an old king long past his glory days avenging his slain daughter or something.

Bitching about zelda not being edgy and grounded enough until TP happened

A girl let me touch her boobs, that was cool I guess.

Survived one of the top 5 most intense earthquakes in history of mankind and discovered my body

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I learned about masturbation

I did homework and played videogames, because I am not a fictional character.

>This Facebook meme

Wind Waker Link is best Link

>Jumps into action to save his sister without a second thought
>Isn't the Chosen One, but so impresses the Gods with his pure heart and balls of steel that they deem him worthy of the Triforce and Master Sword
>Kills Ganon for good in that timeline

how can other Links even compete?

Was she older than you?
A friend of mine wants to know.

runner-up in state chess tournament
finally won it at 14

I fucked ur mom LMAO

>>Kills Ganon for good in that timeline

Did he? So Ganon doesnt appear in Phantom Hourglass or Spirit Tracks?

>Posting in normie central

He couldn't have done it without me.

I just literally beat this game. That's some spooky coincidence. I was furiously masturbating at 12.

Zelda 1+2 Link. He wasn't the chosen one either, he just sorta stumbled onto Hyrule. Didn't get the crest on his hand until right before Zelda 2.

Are you Zelda

Nope. Ganondorf is encased in stone at the bottom of the permanently flooded and destroyed Hyrule with the Master Sword buried into his skull, and he no longer has the Triforce of Power which is normally the source of his immortality

nigga's dead as fuck