Wii U was a bad conso--

>Wii U was a bad conso--

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Good games
Absolutely shit piece of hardware.

>9 games
>killed off after only 4 years because Nintendo wants you to buy their new under-powered gimmick machine

So what's the best wii u game that was released this year or last quarter?

>Most of them are 1st parties

I mean if you were Nintendo, would you want to keep working on that piece of shit?

>2 cinematic experiences courtesy of platinum
>a cinematic experience courtesy of monolith soft
>DLC galore
>a console shooter without KBM controls
>even more DLC, now with pay2win
>2 casual platformers and an extremely casual pikmin

I have to say, I'm not impressed by this lineup.

>W101
Meme game by Platinum. It's shit.
>Bayo2
Same as W101.
>XCX
Inferior to Chronicles in every way.
>MK8
You mean the game that's going to be obsolete thanks to MK8U on the Switch
>Splatoon
Loli shit for pedos
>SSB4
The worst Smash.
>DKCTF
Inferior to the SNES trilogy in every way.
>SM3DW
The weakest 3D Mario by far.
>Pikmin 3
The only good game in this image.

The Pii U was shit and I'm glad Nintendo is sweeping it under the rug now.

>garbage
>QTE shit
>single player korean mmo
>pretty good
>pedophile bait
>tr4sh
>petty good
>LOL
>not bad

ya the wii u was a bad console and it only had 2 good games

>all emulatable

The only ones you got right were XCX, Smash, and Mario.

Super Mario Maker is the best 2D platformer of all time.

>MK8U
Whoops. Meant to say MK8D. My point still stands.

Except the world in X is objectively better than Chronicles.

You just posted every good game it had though.

So you are saying you would justify buying a console for 9 games? Potentially less if you don't care for their genres? Over the course of the entire consoles lifetime?

>We're memeing on a good console because it's successor is a fucking disaster
Great I love nu-Sup Forums no really

>The weakest 3D Mario by far.
How can you even say that when 3D Land exists

spotted the melee cumguzzler

>good console
Isn't that like saying "giant shrimp" "dry water"? These US concepts are so confusing.

>9 games

not bad, it was terrible

And STILL, all those games are better than Unshitted 4thGamers

At shit frame rates and no online.

>PS4 is a good conso--

It was fucking garbage. Smash and Kart are about the only games I play, but I'm excited for Botw. So yeah, that thing has pretty much been a fucking emulation box cause I don't mind rebuying the classic nes and snes games

>Bayonetta 2
>QTE shit
It's easier to just say you've never played it.

>The definitive Smash
>Mario Maker
>Luigi U
>Dong Freeze
>MK8
>Yoshis Wooly World
>Captain Toad
>Splatoon
>Pikmin 3
>Pokken
>Star Fox Guard
>XBCX
>W101
>Bayonetta 1 and 2
>Mario 3D World
>Fast Racing Neo
>Runbow
>Affordable Space Adventures
>Lego City
>WiiU is a bad system
Ok pal

>what are torture attacks

Yes, congrats. You beat a game series that is literally the worst of its genre and is ashamed of being a video game. setting the standards high.

You do know shrimps are actual real crustaceans, right?
And like any animal can have a wide range of sizes, right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_water

They can't be giant though.

>justify buying a console for 9 games
I really hate to be that guy...

But isn't this basically the PS4?

Why would I play any multiplat on the PS4 when X1 offers much better online and PC offers much better quality of graphics and gameplay? I would buy a PS4 purely for the exclusives. And the same thing goes for Nintendo. Don't want to turn this into a Nintendo vs Sony argument like every other thread but it's just interesting that you would put it that way.

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In fact, for the money I spent on the wii u and its games I'd rather get my old n64 back with its old gems. Fucking pathetic

FUCK YOU

i own it its trash. inferior to dmc and ninja gaiden in every possible way.

>Mfw every single time these 3D mario shitflinging competition comes up
>One 3D Mario that isn't 64 or Galaxy is inevitably thrown under the bus even though literally all of them are exceptional games

I know they exist, their names just seem like oxymorons.

Bayonetta doesn't have QTEs. You obviously are making things up so your opinion doesn't count.

You don't own the game. You haven't even played the game.

(You)

It wasn't.

>Putting lost reavers, paper mario:the further bastardization, and devils third on there
It's like you're trying to make us look bad

How come Pokken never comes up in these threads?

Shit's fucking amazing

Then what are torture attacks?

wtf is reavers

It's a Nintendo fighter that isn't melee so it's inevitably inviting shitposts

Konami P2W game, WiiU exclusive

You can imagine how active the online for it was

Yeah, but you can at least play more than just 1st party games on PS4.

>paper mario:the further bastardization, and devils third
Both games are gorgeous.

Now imagine you are older than 14, amd you've been seeing the same shit for the past 25 years. Console was shit. Not even worth modding. I'm finishing BotW, then into the trash it goes.

i do own it

Its to hard to play it with other people. It will probably become more popular when ported to the switch

3d world, XCX and bayo 2 are mediocre

If you were older than 14 you would be able to spell "and" user.

I just started emulating this piece of shit tonight. Besides Zelda WW HD and Mario Maker, what else should I get as must haves?

>now imagine you're older than 14 and younger than 18

True. I'd argue then though that WU for all its pisd poor offerings still is a good emulation box and has more good exclusives than the PS4, which isn't saying a lot.

Really has been a shitty gen.

a loli

>tfw I fell for the Wii U meme
Nothing on the Switch could ever recover my low, low optimism for Nintendo shit.

All consoles are bad is basically what you're saying, in which yes, you are correct

Fixed

Both also play like shit

>implying I'm not doing the same thing
>muh 14 years old because it's not 1:1 my own opinion spat back at me
Kimishima and Nutendo can suck my dick for taking the WiiU out back two fucking years before their next console, AND the fucking launch window was so shitty. But the middle of the WiiU's lifespan (when like 90% of the games I listed came out) was fucking great.

It's not perfect, it's pretty much lost potential: the console, but whats there is very good and I have a healthy amount of playtime in basically every single WiiU game I own.

Fuck I'm sad we never got a bunch of CRPGs ported onto it with touchscreen support, would have been rad. Also that Dungeons and Dragons U idea with the gamepad being the DM. Basically more games with parallel play.

>Both also play like shit
(You)

Not him but Color Splash is shit. It's a pretty game. It has decent humor (better than SS but still not anywhere near the level of PM 1 through 3), but the battle system is fucked and has no partner system at all. Really, it's just disappointing and still strayed way too far from the old PM formula.

Nine (9) good games only.
Other consoles had hundreds.
Why are our standards dropping so hard?

>xenoblade chronicles x
shit fucking taste
at least put fast racing neo or something actually good there

>only 9 games
>smUsh isn't even exclusive

You're a sad, easily frustrated and jaded individual aren't you?

>Smash4 isn't exclusive
>The 3ds version counts as playable
It was a 40 dollar demo we all fell for DESU

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PS4:
Bloodborne / NiOh / Infamous: Second Son / Infamous: First Light / Gravity Rush 2 / Horizon: Zero Dawn / Ratchet & Clank / Tearaway / Resogun / Uncharted 4 / Odin Sphere Leifthreiser / Little Big Planet 3 / RIGS / King of Fighters / Until Dawn

not to mention a fuckton of upcoming titles (whereas the wii u has NOTHING)

>the definitive Smash
nah

>Odin Sphere Leifthreiser / Little Big Planet 3

not exclusives

A 9x9 for an entire systems life cycle Jesus Christ

>MK8 and Splatoon will be outdated in a few months
What did he mean by this?

>Gravity Rush 2
>Horizon Zero Dawn
You could at least list good games like Yakuza.

Basically how I feel when people are discussing souls games.

>4 years
>only lived for 2
nothing worthwile came out after 2014

Nothing worthwhile came out during it's launch year either

>under-powered

It's stronger than a ps4 pro

worst 60$ i've spent
luckily i got 40$ back from gamestop

>PS3 / Vita / PS4
sony exclusive
a lot of nintendo's games are disqualified by that logic, ie mario maker, smush, hyrule warriors
not to mention that smush / nsmbu aren't even ratchet & clank-tier remakes

my memory's shit
but yeah i forgot about yakuza and some other games

all garbage

>my memory's shit
So is Gravity Rush 2.
>Garbage camera
>Terrible stealth mission
>Jupiter style is garbage
Biggest meme game ever, barely an improvement over its predecessor which was nothing special either.

>It's stronger than a ps4 pro

>2017
The year nintoddlers stopped trying.
How does it feel to be curbstomped in the console race for 2 consecutive gens?

Holy shit Sonyggers on suicide watch, can they recover?

gravity rush is great dude
>maxing out your recharge and flying around infinitely

>gravity rush is great dude
Why are you still shilling for it, it bombed.

Sorry, could you repeat that?

fucking savage

Do y'all attach your selves to console fanboying and corporate dicksucking to fill some sort of emotional void or feel like you belong to something?

>No one ever mentions Microsoft in console wars

The waiting game
coming exclusively to Nintendo Switch
*also on pc*

who?
i mean, you've got halo and forza... but you're kinda fucked there, guys
at least you're not the wii u

xbros are busy playing their games. we cant be bothered with this childish bickering

Microsoft makes consoles?

He says as he posts on an image board instead of playing his supposed games.

Oh look, it's pokebarneyfag

Surprised you didn't call anything "Nu-"

What games mein freund? The ones that are and will also be available on PC because Microsoft is trying to kill off their own console?