How can Nohrian scum even compete?

How can Nohrian scum even compete?

By having big boobs.

>incest
If you're going to go that route, at least don't go for two of the worst characters in the game

nohrian scum indeed

With an actual chest.

It's not incest if you're not blood related.

I don't understand this whole "helping everyone relax" thing, is Oboro supposed to be a prostitute?

God tier:
Kagero
Elise
Flora
Setsuna
Oboro

Top Tier:
Felicia
Hinoka
Orochi
Beruka/Belka
Camilla
Selena/Luna

Mid tier:
Peri
Reina/Yuugiri
Rinkah
Anna

Low tier:
Everyone not list

the correct term is inseki

>not rating second gen when you're supposed to marry those

Married: Obote in birthright, Selena in Conquest, Flora in Revelations. My man, you and I are men of patrician taste

This is a fairly solid list actually, but
>Flora
>god tier

By having both the best lolis and old ladies.

Her supports with the MU are pretty good imo, then again MU supports are beyond terrible in fates. Corrin was a mistake

>Support with Femui is far better
>Can't go S-Rank

JUST

Terrible character.

Realistically, what would you do in Corrin's situation? Side with your """""blood related""""" siblings, or go back to your family even when you know your dad is an evil cunt who probably tried to kill you?

Say screw you to them all and fuck off from this shitty continent.

Siding with Hoshido is the only sensible choice. Betraying your brothers is bad, but that's their fault for trusting an evil asshole who has just started a war for no apparent reason on top of killing your mother.

I'm just gonna post my favorite girl and acknowledge no one else shares my taste.

And tried to blatantly kill you/use you as a weapon.

What the fuck Intelligent Systems? If you were gonna make her available to fuck in the first place, why cop out with 'she's not really your sister dude'

would side with nohr, blood be damned. couldn't imagine betraying siblings that i've grown up with for that long of a period of time.

If your brothers were present when the Ganglari explosion happened none of this shit would have ever happened.

The fact that Corrin is so fucking retarded just ruins the game for me.

>your "real" (fake) family lies to your face and doesn't own up to it unless they're barely able to contain themselves from porking you yet you could still argue it's a lie with good intentions
>your fake family is pretty straight up about not being related, is still loving but also tangentially supporting all of the antagonists and living in an evil shithole
>your real real family is a bunch of annoying abominations who live in the plot convenience dimension and are at fault for everything that goes wrong

Hmm....

You say "girl", all I see is a lump of rotten meat.

Mikoto is dead and possessed, while human Anankos is just dead. Your real real family barely matters at all. Well there's Azura but she's almost as retarded as you.

Literally only Ryouma knew. Sakura/Best Girl/Takumi don't learn you're not related until they want to fuck you. Mikoto is actually your mom, isn't she?

You'd think a self-insert would be a shell of a character for you to observe the world in, but they decided to just make him an all around trusting guy who is retarded and drives the plot.
I don't understand why they'd put him in charge either.
>magician tries to kill you
>no he's innocent, get ambushed
>oracle tells you someone's gonna betray you
>follow a maid who's been with the other team this whole time to an ambush

>ywn go out and get drunk with oboro, then take her home and gently tuck her into bed
just fucking kill me already

honestly i'm kind of glad the next FE will get rid of the self-insert, would like to focus on actual characters instead of people who are half supposed to drive the plot and story and half supposed to be an extension of the player.

>Nonon will never make you clothes

>Short hair
>No tits or ass
>Masculine face and personality
Hoshitters confirmed literal faggots? Someone call Pence please.

Yeah, your father is the good half of the big baddie.

>ywn visit the festival with Hinoka

If traps are gay then how can reverse traps be gay as well?

...

>that entire qt 3.14 tier
This is gross.

What's wrong with Scarlet "made to die" Crimson?

>we were supposed to have Kagerou as a big sis instead of the boring, white noise, beaver-faced bitch that we were bludgeoned with
I'm still upset that Conquest doesn't have a Complete Unadulterated Genocide option. The only worthwhile zipperheads out of the entire shitty country are Reina for being the only one with an actual personality, Kagerou for sharing Owain's best support in two and a half games, and Sakura for being generally pleasant.

>charlottefags have the worst taste
what a surprise

Women with short hair aren't women

Come on man it's current year.

She'll give head to anyone who wants it.

d-delete this

Wrong. Also, it's rude to say your daughter isn't a women, Morgan is proud of her feminine charms.

>Morgan is proud of her feminine charms
That fucking English voice tho.

the charm for this type of character is hidden femininity

I want to lock my daughter in her room and never let her even speak to any guys.

Also, taguel Morgan is the cutest thing ever, but you need to fuck worst subhuman to get her.

>that last support with Ryoma

>Kagero

>wanting your daughter to be overridden by body hair
>wanting a complete degenerate pussy as your son

So perfect
Hinoka seems like the type to spaghetti when her actual husband puts the moves on her or teases her for not being feminine.

Hinoka a best.

I've never played this game.

Friendly reminder that hinoka is a ginger pig in a slutty outfit who regularly "rides" her flying horse to relieve it's tension after every outing.

You don't need to play the game to enjoy the porn.

Her pegasus is a girl.

Who's giving the massage?

This desu
As a Hinokafag, I have to admit her role in the story is pretty shitty, just stick to fanart and porn.

best boy

Owain?

Leo.

Sakura has basically been created to marry Saizo, correct? I don't want to fuck it up this time.

Can I /ss/ in this game?

Yes.

>still ahegaoing from the intense dicking Hans gave her just prior to decapitation

There's something about Takumi's attitude that just makes me want to punch him in the face. How come he's so popular?

You want to punch him because he like a mirror of you, user.

This is a pretty good list.

I agree

Is there a term for how Hinoka sounds? Peri speaks the same way too. Like, kinda raspy, but endearingly so.

Swap Camilla and Setsuna. I'd also drop Elise since I'm not a pedo.

>Flora
>god tier
Explain

>not appreciating the shy sister who's got a lust for revenge

>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

God Tier:
Ophelia

Everyone Else Tier:
Everyone else.

Why is Leo rated so high?

I don't hate her role in the story, because you can't hate what isn't there. It's for the best though. Hinoka might be a complete afterthought, but that also means she doesn't do nearly as much stupid bullshit like stopping you from killing Hans because it might upset daddy.

Flora did nothing wrong

>Taguel Morgan
>Not Manakete Morgan
Fuck off with that shit

>not Anna Morgan

>Not a Delicious Brown Morgan, courtesy of Aversa or Flavia
I wish more work had gone into Morgan, I would have loved if she actually reflected her mother outside of hair color

>Hinoka
Worst Fates girl and potentially worst girl in the franchise. You might as well just cut a hole in a sheet of cardboard

The side that lets me kill Takumi.

Join the world of Smash obviously

>Nyx 28th
>Arthur 19th
>HIM in 3rd

Holy shit Japan get some taste

Doesn't that cover only in-laws?

Nope. Any member of your family that isn't related to you by blood, be it in-laws or adopted

What's the appeal of Sakura?

She's cute, and fits the imouto archetype, along with Elise
Elise is superior, though

Someday, the other anons will understand.

How does Sakura feel about having her whole family be killed after the end of Conquest and then being forced to make nice with the Nohrians who slaughtered them?

>your fake family is pretty straight up about not being related

No they aren't, they only reveal so when the Hoshido royals try and take Corrin back.

Enjoy the worst Fire Emblem game in existence.

MUCH WORSE than Awakening and Fates. Worse maps, worse balance, worse everything.

And it's funny how people blame the "avatar" when Corrin is literally Marth 2.0.

Go play an Archanea game sometime and see how Marth is pretty much proto-Corrin.

How would you have improved Fates' story?

Hino is still alive, but Sakura basically shut down when she was captured, and only started eating again thanks to Elise spending all of her time with her. I can't imagine how she reacted when she heard Ryoma and Takumi were dead

Take a Leif out of Awakening's book, and DON'T HAVE YOUR SELF INSERT BE THE LORD AND THE MAIN CHARACTER

It's funny how "fucking murder everything" Hoshido Corrin still managed to kill less than the Nohrian army in conquest.

In Birthright you kill off the border patrol, Benny, Charlotte, Laslow and Pieri.

In Conquest, Cheve is massacred, Hoshido is partly massacred, and everyone hates Nohr.

>Remove Corrin's customisation
>Give him the Lord class
>He is now a gentle-hearted Lord that doesn't want to fight his allies and wants to go end the war without letting anyone die
>Literally just Marth