Actions from games you mimic in real life

>actions from games you mimic in real life.

V's sprinting cycle for me.

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I preform reload animations in place of dance moves.

The Mario double jump

used to run like banjo as a kid.

then people laughed at me and then i realized my imagination as a kid pretending i was elsewhere makes me look autistic and crazy.

so i stopped.

the world is cruel to a child.

Bullies are what make sure you aren't going too far off from the norm.

That being said, kids are savages and ruthless.

Bullying is something everyone needs I agree. Builds thicker skin and keeps you in check.

But at the same time some things just destroy the things that makes kids be kids.

I blanka ball'd my judo instructor into submission once

This one

I used to run like Niko bellic in gym class

>not running up the stairs like DK
>not sonic running in gym
>not tapping the tip of your foot on the ground like young link
>not doing sora's basic combo from kh1
>not trying to double jump
>not being the kid that wavedashed
>Letting that girl get away

I randomly start making an angry face like Venom's from the hallway scene.

I used to jump like JC Denton when we had hurdles class

Sometimes I like to mimic Kiryu's fighting stances

>gym class
>Had an exercise where we had to roll across the room
>I start doing Sora's dodgeroll
>The whole class is impressed as fuck
>burst into treats
It was the first and only time Vidya autismo made people wow me in a good way

I like to gun point with my fingers at people and say you're pretty good as a compliment when they do something good.

alucardwalk

I tried to impress my last gf by taking her little brother's toy revolvers and spinning them around just like Revolver Ocelot but I dropped them on the concrete floor and broke them and she got mad and her mom kicked me out

you can cheat at race walking if you use his backdash

>not tapping the tip of your foot on the ground like young link
Guilty.

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lel I'd love to see you doing it irl, sides would be in orbit

It looks like he's clicking his fingers to some funky shit.

I run like in Naruto

>tfw tried to run like Soma

>Bullying is something everyone needs
Only bullies think this.

Great, now I can't unsee.

You forgot these

While bobbing with different guns right

You literally know nothing about kids and I hope you never reproduce I say this as a teacher.

K' walk

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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>In Kindergarden used to pause in real life
>Would pretend player me is getting chips or something
>Unpause and continue walking
>Remember one teacher look at me the whole time I did that.
How bad was it?

You better do the eyebrows.

Venoms smoking routine when I have a cigarette.

Where is John Connor?

I mimic Venom's regular running cycle.

Hi Ken.

Unintentional
>In senior years of highschool i had a laptop bag hanging down to my right hip
>learned to walk with my right forearm swinging outwards to the right
>after highschool i still walked like that from force of habit
>one day a kid asked my why I walked like John Marsden

Other people mimicing games
>waiting at bus stop at school to go home
>bus running late
>see 'that kid', who was a huge assassin's creed fanboy
>notice him walking up swinging his shoulders/elbows around just like Ezio
>he gets to the bus stop
>few minutes later I see him flicking his wrists repeatedly just like people do in the loading screens of the old ac games

Either pic related or doing the X/zero dash.

i saw a lanky twink boi walk like this all the time. also wore a trenchcoat, fedora, played yugioh,and had halitosis.

Did any of you run and roll like leon from RE4?

Nobody respects the surrogate parent role of a teacher, and I don't respect your opinion.

Let a kid get teased once in a while.

Get over yourself.

>just standard walking, holding my phone in my right hand while listening to music
>every so often put my arm a little bit out and turn it over like Isaac from Dead Space with the Plasma Cutter equipped

>used to be a fencer
>got up to all kinds of kookie shit while practicing with my mates

>pretend firing gun
>move my head back, instead of shoulders, fast pretending to feel the recoil
>realize I Look autistic because it's not how recoil works

More then I care to count. Whenever I play a game a lot I often find myself using gestures from the games and mimicking the walking animations.

When I'm at work sitting in my chair I often mimic the Jarls posture from Skyrim. Lots of stuff like that.

My talking habits also end up mimicking whatever games I've been playing. I normally don't swear, but after playing Mafia II I surprised people when I suddenly started swearing like a sailor.

>pretending firing gun.
>he realized he looks autistic only after understanding that's not how recoil works IRL.
>pretending firing gun.
I mean you would look autistic right off the start, you shouldn't worry about anything else.

>everyone bullied it's just kids being kids haha i'm a good person, promise!
End your own life asap.

So running like you are underwater?

I'd sooner end yours by reminding you of your shitty childhood you manchild. Get over yourself.

See you weren't bullied enough and now you're a big fairy.

I still do this when no one is looking.

I can't fucking help randomly humming the karaoke songs from Yakuza 0. Shit's too catchy.

Fucking this and sometimes doing the hidden blade animation

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They probably just thought you were having absence seizures.

It alright if you were a sadistic devil child, but if you feel the need to justify this behaviour as an adult you should consider the purchase of a length of rope.

If you were a good teacher you would know that social pressure is an important part of socialization, without it kids end up as autistic freaks.

I wasn't though, I got bullied for a few years and then I got over it cause my balls dropped.

i used to sprint like cj in gym class

not video games but for some reason I've always stood in classicising stances

the new sony 4K projector now with childhood bullying

only available for the amount of user's tears.

>for some reason I've always stood in classicising stances
It's the same reason they're illustrated in such poses. It is human to appreciate
A E S T H E T I C

mine was cliche like naruto run or something

Any actual retorts, boys?

I don't know where I got the idea of doing it, but someone started pushing me into the wall from behind and I started running up the wall, when I realised that I won't be able to do a backflip I just launched myself back using the wall successfully making whoever was behind me drop on the ground

Any further projections, manchild?

>calls me a bully
>say I wasnt
Nothing to retort here champ

It seems that your only response is to imply that i'm childlike or un-manly in some way. Bear in mind that this makes your "bullying makes you more normal" argument fall flat.

If you think bullying is a good thing, you clearly weren't bullied.

except i was.

There you go again fucknuts projecting as usual.

Can I throw the word out any fucking harder for you.

I push buttons like Booker from Bioshock Infinite, with the side of my fist. I didn't even like the game that much but that stuck with me.

youtube.com/watch?v=37WLHoDf4cs

What am I projecting? The fact that I was bullied? I thought that much was evident by my distaste for bullies.

You weren't bullied. Being teased a bit isn't the same thing as bullying. If you were bullied, you wouldn't be defending it in this way.

fucking this , I sit like the Jarl all the time

>IF YOU DIDN'T REACT THE SAME WAY I DID TO THIS PARTICULAR EXPERIENCE YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T GOT THROUGH IT REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU SAY REEEE
Stop being a fag dude.

>What am I projecting? The fact that I was bullied?

Clearly you didn't go to school because you don't evne know what projection means, you're projecting that I was NEVER bullied.

>You weren't bullied. Being teased a bit isn't the same thing as bullying. If you were bullied, you wouldn't be defending it in this way.

Oh wasn't I? Prove it please. By all means dismiss my anecdotes but yours are COMPLETELY valid.

>b-but if you were bullied how could you say this!?

I can say whatever I damn well please, kids need conflict, kids need dosages of harsh reality and mean spiritedness how the fuck do you expect them to function in the real world when they grow up. Trial by fire is the best learning mechanism. Learn to fail once in a while, even amongst your fellow people.

Grow. A fucking. Spine.

kys

>kys

Mature response from a calm individual as always.

If it actually was good for you then you never would have ended up on Sup Forums

>kids need dosages of harsh reality and mean spiritedness
I completely agree with this. That isn't what bullying is. "You smell!" isn't bullying. Having your entire early school life made into a waking nightmare is.

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>get bullied by big dumb kid in school
>start mouthing back to him
>get beat up
>keep doing it because I took some perverse glee out of making him so mad and embarrassed he'd attack me since I was too weak to win against him physically
>end up friends somehow

I still have no idea how the fuck it happened. I think once he finished puberty he calmed the fuck down honestly.

So why are you here lol

>I say this as a teacher.
>Doesn't understand a pecking order is natural.
>Possible fiddles with kids.

Yeah that's your typical Sup Forumsirgin.

Exactly

>without it kids end up as autistic freaks
Says the clueless faggot posting on Sup Forums - Video Games.

Not him, back in my day bullying meant getting your ass beat by someone twice as large as you if you behaved in a manner he didn't deem acceptable. That and peer pressure, where the entire class laughs and mocks you constantly (usually incited by the girls) are the two types of bullying I will forever and ever condone and show zero tolerance towards.

There's rarely any comeuppance in bullying stories, that's the sadder truth. It just builds further resentment and impotence.

Condone is literally the opposite of what you're saying you fucking inbred.

Having sex with kids is natural. That doesn't mean it should be allowed to happen.

>On the Jews and their Lies
>Protocols of the Elders of Zion

Need to get up on your ebil nazi lore user

Condemn*

Calm down faggot.

Why do I come to this shithole.

This also happened to me, he overheard me one day talking about San Andreas and we bonded over that shit, just one thing in common and the faggot did a complete 180. I still tease him about it to this day.

Why are you defending child abuse?

Because he's a child abuser. Duh.

All these betas talking about bullying better go back to /r9k/ now! You fucking pathetic worms, playing your disgusting 'video toys'. No wonder why us chads laff in your fucking greasy faces, you're nothing but bulldust in the face of history. enjoy the clams you demented chodes.

>Having sex with kids is natural

I dunno something about that didn't sit right with me. I don't think raping kids is natural at all.

I cut my steak like Dorcas

Shills working overtime to pretend like this franchise matters

200 years ago, it was perfectly acceptable to marry a twelve year old. We now understand that people need time to figure out what they want out of life before they start collecting STDs and getting impregnated.

By your logic, we should start fucking kids as soon as they finish puberty, which can be as young as ten. After all, it's "natural".