Be Nintendrone

>Be Nintendrone
>Have to buy a new console every 5 years because the old one flopped so hard

t. denial

>implying i dont prefer my wii u compared to the switch which is confirmed dead on arrival thanks to non-functioning wagglesticks

5 years used to be the norm for a console life span before last gen fucked everything up.

Why is Lori such a good idol?

she does anal

With the exception of the last generation, console generations normally last 4-5 years. Tech stagnated in 2006.

>5 years

More like 4 years, the Pee U released at the end of 2012 and the Switch releases at the very start of 2017.

this.
7th gen ruined everything forever.

>Be PC cuck
>Has to buy new graphics card every 3 years because games require better hardware

I'm using a 5 year old one (gtx 670) and STILL get 1080p 60fps in most games.

>consoletards still think their graphics card somehow ages less fast than the one in a PC even though it functions the exact same way

More like every 3 months

why does the shitposting ramp up before any gaming event happens?
This is coming from someone not buying the Switch

omg you actually believe this

>be consolecuck
>have to pay to play online

>Be platform loyalist at all
decent computer+console(s) of choice master race reporting in.

Damn PCfags are easily triggered, look at all these (You)s.

>people still fall for this bait

My nigga

>decent PC for older multiplats and PC games
>PS4 for modern games
>eventually a Switch for Nintendo games
>Wii for emulating retro games on a big ass CRT
>PS2 and Xbox lying around too because why not
It's a good life boyo

Only thing more pathetic would be making a entire topic about another platfo-

Oh, whoops :^)

>Be Overcuck
>Have to spend hundreds of $ in microtransactions despite having paid 50$ for a fugin MOBA already
>Have to fap to ugly dreamworks artstyle because too underage to have actual taste

>be Console cuck

>have to pay for your own internet
>have less than a tenth of the PC's library
>have inferior controls
>inferior hardware
>no steam sales, pay more for games on average
>cannot modify your hardware
>cannot modify your games
>still suck M$, $ony and Jewtendo dick for no other reason than fanboyism

>be Sup Forums shitposter
>use iorin for nintendo whining threads

Guys, Moses made it illegal to own niggers this hard

>I was le pretending xd

nice one.

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I think you may have memed wrong.

Please try again

I was honestly shocked the Pii U lasted 5 years tbqh.

Your bait rolls off my back. Step up your game.

>Use information technology
>Have to replace it at regular intervals because of technological advances rendering your hardware outdated
Wooooooooooow

Delete your shitty bait thread.