Why aren't you sending him montages so he can take 100% of the profit?

Why aren't you sending him montages so he can take 100% of the profit?
He will be out of business and it's your responsibility!

Name a single Youtuber as greedy as DSP
I don't know why Sup Forums pretends to like him

TheFineBros

Any of those CS betting site assholes.

Mark Bussler

;_;

A surprising amount of gaming YTers are just like that. They just are smarter than DSP and don't make it so obvious as opposed to the idiot who feels the need to instagram anything he does for an ego boost and then dare bitch about people stalking him

Name a bigger leech on society with no discernable talents or skills like DSP.

>Protip: You can't.

have you noticed how they pretty much disappeared from their own channel since 'the incident'? now they just let other "producers" be in their videos instead.

he should be making his own KAHNTENT

>MY VIEWS ARE DOWN 12% FROM JANUARY ALRIGHT BUT MY REVENUE IS DOWN 34% WHAAAAAAAT? YOUTUBE IS BROKEN DOOD

I legitimately don't understand how this fucking grown man baby has been living off Youtube for however long now and still does not understand how revenue/impressions/monetized playbacks work on served ads.

How to fix the problems:

>sell house
>sell bmw
>sell condo
>sell manchild crap
>stop eating takeaway
>get part-time job (he wont do this because of his pride)
>refinance
>buy an apartment
>once it gets stable (unlikely) quit part time job

But no, he will continue to live above his means.

So is his gf gonna stay with his sorry ass?

probably not and ive got this horrible feeling she is cheating.

>wooow

>Phil is starting to get really unhinged in his videos and livestreams

is he going to be ok?

>Sup Forums suddenly hates DSP
Remember, Neo Sup Forums doesn't exist ;)

>get part-time job (he wont do this because of his pride)

Lazy fuck has nothing to do with pride, user. If he had pride, he'd pick up a shitty part time job and still do his gaming shtick so he wouldn't have to beg people to pay his bills. He doesn't produce highly edited videos that require an absurd amount of time to create. He streams for what.. 3 or 4 hours a day(?) and then batch loads that (in parts conveniently) straight to youtube. Hell, he can't even bother to add a simple thumbnail to his videos.

This fucker has all the free time in the world to stabilize himself financially. Problem is, he doesn't want to. He wants you to do it.

you dont understand

he wont get a job because he doesn't want to have to explain a 10 year employment gap as a 30-something year old man. he'll end up in some shit retail job as a 30something. he doesnt want to do it, he thinks hes better.

Sup Forums always hated dsp. Stop trying to push narratives.

>doesn't work a real job
>always complains about videogames
>bad at videogames
>needs a vacation from his vacation
>psuedointellectual

literally /ourguy/

Does he even have a degree or anything?

DSP hasn't been funny since the "how not to play" MGS videos and even they weren't that funny.

As much as I dislike DSP, he's a fucking genius

>invest the minimal amount of effort into making your 'khanteent'
>do nothing but play video games and complain
>people keep giving you thousands of dollars

If he's smart he can frame his youtube career as an independent business that just went belly-up.
If he's smart.

me

Employer does a google search on Phil and sees all the horrible things he has done.

Nothing he could *burp* do. *snort*

He was a helicopter pilot before he became a youtuber.

hell no, he worked at a helicopter ride firm but not as a pilot. He got the job because his dad works/worked there.

I don't know how it works. Can you explain it in layman's terms?

The basis is, he's lying his ass off and is in no dire straits. He just wants to boost his dollar so he can live above his means some more.

advertisers typically pay a lot less during the first few months of a year
people spend much more
* during the holidays
* in the summer
* (to a much lesser extent) going back to college in the fall

Has he tried pimping pandalee on cam sites?

>Just show the *snort* idiots your pussy
>SquirtMeister666 in the chat says he'll donate 50 bucks if you squirt
>I don't know how that works or what to do
>My twitter followers say I need to *burp* rub her clit
>I'm rubbing really fast... this is stupid
>Leanne's clit is obviously garbage and broken
>rage quits stream

...

>dumb emoticonposter
>likes dsp
ok

>assuming she doesn't know exactly how to do it
Anybody have those screencaps of her tweets where it sounds like she's cheating on him?

What makes you think that?

Can anyone give me the rundown on this guy?

Bugged squirting mechanics oh my gad AKH AKH AKH AKH AKH

Yandev

It doesn't sound like she's cheating on him, it sounds like she thinks she deserves better than him. Most women think they deserve better than what they have and almost all of them are wrong.

>Playing too much vidya
>Have to cut back from 7 days a week

All he has to do is rent out his condo

>"BUT I CANT! ILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING AND THE COPS WILL ARREST ME!!!!

Get a property manager. Problem solved but this faggot is a special kind of too stupid/too lazy to even try to fix his life.

i unironically love eceleb threads

>not wanting to constantly improve yourself