HOLY FUCK

IT IS HAPPENING
I CANT
HOLY
FUCKING

LADS
LAAAADS

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>Sonygger's faces when

reviews aren't out till the 2nd, fagoballs

OH SHIT OH SHT OH SHIT

WHAT IS HABBENING

How long before embargo is lifted

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DELET THIS DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

March 2nd

> look my Horizon gets a 9, guys look, please

>horizon
Dudebro

>a Zelda game to surpass OoT

oh baby

wow they really don't want people to cancel their preorders huh?

>8.8

>LADS
>LAAAADS

Why are Brits the worst users on Sup Forums?

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Can't wait to pirate it

Doo nintendildos really still enjoy zelda games? Aha ha ha

MORE LIKE NINTENDO BAIT AND SWITCH

not really

im getting bomberman instead

Doo you really still enjoy video games? Aha ha ha

I unironically want this to happen just because the shitposting material would be off the charts.

botw looks good though

I'm an insider working for one of the major gaming news sites. I can't give much away or let you identify me, but I just want you to know that there is an internal discussion going on right now between the people reviewing the game (4 people) about whether or not to break all rules and give BotW 11/10 or "just" a 10/10. Last I checked they were fifty-fifty on it, not sure what the end result will be.

Thought you'd find that interesting.

Enjoy playing a decent game on a sure-to-fail console.

Because critics are really trustworthy when it comes to Zelda games.

Ok.

Screen cap this, zelda will get 90+ reviews, not cause it'll be good, but because it's zelda.

Skyward sword is a terrible game throught and through and got a 93 cause it's a zelda game, same with Twilight princess. BOTW looks mildly decent so you know compared to those two it will do well, the bar is simply that low for nintendo.

Wait for reliable internet personality to review for a legit review.

Well, it's not

Do you really spent time talking about video games instead of enjoying them? Aha ha ha

This is dumb.

>mfw I fell for clickbait
Sage.

mfw Sup Forums eagerly trusts reviewers when it's about their Nintendo game for 8 year olds, but is always cynical and hateful otherwise

Im also an insider. They think they might give it a 12/10 just cause its so good. Rejoice lads.

mfw Sup Forums won't fucking shut up and wait for it to release and then for their own opinions because they're blind shitbags who think that popular things are bad because they've never been popular

Yeah I bet this game will be pretty good alright.

But goddamn isn't that Switch a steaming piece of shit, this game being stuck on such a bad console is a huge dealbreaker, I guess I'll just wait for the Cemu release and emulate it, I bet the game will control much better on a DS4.

>proceeds to post best Zelda game as proof
Ummm alright

Be less obvious.

AND IT'S STILL SHIT. FUCK OFF ZELDABABBY

>yfw

Reminds me of MGS V, except that game had 90+/100 scores all across the board in all reviewing sites

>mfw it's fake

It really took you that long to edit that?

IT'S OVER, NINTENDO IS FINISHED

Skyward sword is a solid 7/10. Fuck you m8.

I fucking knew, kek

>Non-nintendo exclusive gets high score
>PAID REVIEWS, DON'T TRUST THE MEDIA
>nintendo exclusive gets high score
>ITS HAPPENING LOL

fixd yer gubbinz m8

user, none of this is real, dont worry

It will be when the score goes up. Even now people are on the edge of their seats waiting for scores to go up.

>9.9

N-nani?

Is dying as scary as it seems?

Holy shit. Never scare me like that again, I almost raped someone out of sheer anger. Close call!

Pretty good

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>8.8

Kek, I wonder what people would do if this was the first game that didn't use a number score.

Jesus christ, this fucking game. every single other game will feel simplistic in comparison.

the people playing this will be literally 30+ years old

just think about that in your neurons

who would have thought that the next generation crysis would be on the fucking Wii U?

whats the big deal?

I have bought Horizon.
I am buying BOTW.
I bet they're both great. Nothing you faggots write on here will change this.
You must all be children or poor NEETS.
Enjoy not liking games and arguing , endlessly posting those ridiculous fucking nicknames.

that's your opinion. I personally enjoyed SS more so than TP.

>best Zelda game

get out

He THREW an enemy as an attack; that is some next gen stuff.

The magazine I used to read as a kid pulled that bullshit with Mario 64. Instead of a review they gushed about it for two or three months and in the end they concluded that the game was just too good to get a numerical score.

>Horizon

Dude, just play a random assassin's creed if you enjoy shitty but flashy games

>grown many playing video games
kek

Even the worst Zelda game is better than Horizon and Uncharted 4.

twilight princess is clearly the best zelda game

Come on look at the graphic

>8.8

>actually expecting it to look like the top
You must be new to video games or just retarded.

>paying for liberal propaganda clumsily disguised as a bland open world Skinner box ""game""

>Other companies downgrade
>Nintendo actually upgrades
How the FUCK do they do it? BASED NINDAWGS

Can't people just enjoy video games without making into some petty console or company wars nonesense?

inb4 "shut up sonyngger". I have a WiiU and am pretty hyped for Botw.

mad alt-right cuck detected

if only the switch wasnt a cheap piece of chink shit that didnt even work with the controllers at a comfortable distance from a 50 inch TV

>this is the power of autism

>SONYFAGS SEETHING

>j-j-just wait, y-you'll see it will get perfect scores

see

Oh boy

so do you have a gaming PC too, and a life outside of video games somehow despite owning every platform and playing every game, or are you just some poorfag cuck?

>people pretend to like Horizon to make Nintendo fans angry
>now Nintendo fans point at metacritic and scream "Our game is better hahahaha!"

This is why I love Nintendo fans, winning or losing doesnt matter, they are always hilarious

1 literally who reviewer.

You showed us

This games looks so fucking good, I can only imagine cold saturday mornings playing in my bed cozy as fuck. It will be an OoT like experience.

ive bought more sony games than nintendo in my life, but really, sonyfags are insufferable braindamaged cucks

are we not sick of console war threads yet?

They're not wrong

And nintendnerds are literal manchildren sheep herders

>8.8

no

I am

>8.8

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>every single other game will feel simplistic in comparison

people like this deserve to be deceived by hype and have their hopes crushed

Horizon is currently at an 88
You can't make this shit up

>a highly praised, anticipated, marketed and delayed game gets high review scores to generate hype
>when the footage shown at previous events and lack of confident answers to questions makes the game looks questionable at most
>not only that but the game isn't even fully complete, there's content locked behind amiibos on top of a season pass for a single player game

>2017
>Not pirating this

You only have yourself to blame

youre going to pay $500 for a console that can play one game

congratulations