Cringe thread

Cringe thread

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I use the word "Sonygger" unironically

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She's right.

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Take your mental illenss somewhere else, or better yey just kill yourself.

(you) got me.

>Fanbase entirely made up of kids and autistic manchildren
>Not knowing what they're talking about
Colour me surprised.

Context:
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runs great at 160x144

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I thought this was a cringe thread, not a Neogaf hugbox thread where youtube comments are used for verifying a boogeyman.

>phone is 1440p at 5.7 in
>PC monitor is 1080p at 23
this actually does bother me

>bitches about neogaf
>not a boogeyman
I don't even own a PS4, kid

>kid

I'm convinced, mister.

It should, high PPI monitors are fuckin sweet

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I've yet to see an actual game on a phone though (that isn't a shoddy overpriced port of a 20+ year old game). Only virtual gambling apps.

That's true though.

This is a 5 year old iPhone game

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Both are entirely correct

I'm not 100% sure what she's trying to say here, but I think I agree?

She's saying transwoman absolutely count as female, even if they have a penis, and it you're heterosexual and won't suck that penis then you're a bigot.

Not a single one of those is a gambling app. Not defending mobile gaming as a whole but you are just wrong. The games are shit but they are more like flash games from the early 2000s.

That's the problem with phones. When it comes to power and graphics potential they're way ahead of handhelds, but they're stuck with shitty touch controls so most "real" games simply don't work well on them.

Why neither Sony nor Nintendo seem to have any interest in creating a device with the power of a modern phone but with the controls of a proper handheld console, I have no idea.

>she
but yeah what he's saying is complete bullshit. he's just trying to justify why nobody finds him attractive by calling them bigoted instead of just having some (the lowest) standards

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>Please support my mental illness that I refuse to seek real help for

Haha wouldn't it be funny if I started a conslewar in this thread roflmao

God, Nintoddlers are so fucking pathetic. Even worse than Sonyggers, since at least I know most of those on Sup Forums are just ironically doing it because of ten year old memes. Nintenyearolds really are this delusional and braindead, though.
>have to lock the game at 720p to prevent constant stuttering
>I'm proud of being a retarded dicksucker who can't see the difference between 20fps and 60
Absolute subhumans.

>This is the cancer killing gaming
Well I mean he's not wrong there.

>game

Cytus
Deemo
Groove Coaster 2

Thank fuck Cemu came out just in time. I'll probably pick up a used switch when Mario Odyssey comes out if there's no switch emulator by then.

They're usually good about fps depending on the game. All of their recent platformers have ran at 60 fps. Historically 3D Zelda has never targeted higher than 30.
I have a fucking PC though so I'm not gonna bitch about stupid shit.

It is though. And it's a lot of fun

Sweet, I was planning on using the handheld mode anyway.

People like this actually exist?
I can't even imagine caring about what console other people play on let alone going out of my way to be a non-consequential statistic on a shit review site. I can't even imagine what that person hopes to accomplish. I am just baffled.

I know you're just moving the goalposts now but how is it not a game?

/vg/ in general
Sup Forums most of the time
Reddit
Tumblr
SA Post 2008
Minecraft
FNAF

> Even worse than Sonyggers, since at least I know most of those on Sup Forums are just ironically doing it
Oh you sweet summer child

don't forget TV Tropes

>i say go 480p

>has deeper combat than the Witcher 3
>"hurr not a game"

I'm sure you've never played it and are just saying that because it's a mobile game but Infinity Blade is the only good mobile game ever made

youtube.com/watch?v=y67IMJfAfDg

I was going to ask what the problem is because both of those thing's are true but then I realised that's the clocky man-faced hon who thinks that "biological sex a social construct" and they most likely think those things are incorrect.

>outcome of success within the app depends on random chance, never actual skill
>rng is specifically engineered to favor situations where the """player""" has to spend money to progress
>virtual currency is sold in large bundles to further encourage spending
>in many cases currency isn't even used to directly buy something, but rather on more rng that's engineered to devalue your money and encourage you to continue buying more
>there's no actual way to finish or beat these apps like you would with a game

How is that not a gambling app? It's the same thing as playing a virtual vegas slot machine, except without the regulation and oversight, and you can never win any money. These apps are even more cancerous than actual casinos.

youtube.com/watch?v=XaXxs0ZvDlc

How many dank me mes can we cram into one song?

Wonder how he feels now that Dragon Quest Heroes is coming to the Switch.

10/10 masterpiece absolutely incredible.

emptyhero's youtube channel is so fucking embarrassing. The definition of trying too hard

>Manlet tears shows up in the thread again

Dominic, you made the EXACT SAME post in the last thread

emptyhero really isn't funny dude, his "humor" is forced as fuck.

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>stop disliking what I like!

stop stealing your mums dresses

Weird that they think it's okay to have your own sexual preferences but as soon as you don't want to fuck a tranny they sperg out

The game looks great in docked mode but that framerate Jesus. People are excited for this?

Play Shadowverse, user.

Here's some REAL CRINGE, boys.

youtu.be/lJnRQ_a_XQk

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fuck I need to sit up straight more, thanks for the reminder user

Someone post that letter Sup Forums sent to nintendo so we can all have some good laughs already

I'd like to fuck a tranny but not one of these 35 year old shaved men with lipstick on. These retards are an insult to people who have been dedicated since 16

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I blame it on the failure of the n-gage, but I would definitely buy a Sony / Nintendo smartphone for gaming.

Probably a nintendo one because I can't live without piracy tbqh

Nobody plays Shadowverse. Not even the most degenerate weebs I know who unironically play shit like Fate GO and Kancolle will touch it.

STOP LOOKING THROUGH US

is that guru larry for real???

i'm actually not a Sup Forumsfag, i have no problem with trans people, and i still think this is fucking ridiculous. that idea isn't even comparable to "all lives matter". you can't control who you're attracted to.

it's the only one that is worth mentioning. also, not available on play store, so, trash.

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daily reminder

Morrowind is shit.

Is this true?
Then how come there aren't any really amazing mobile like devices that you can play AAA titles?
They all are just pay to win and things like endless runners?

I mean you can plug in a ps3 controller if the controller are an issue.

a clever decoy

>900p
>this fucking framerate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh wow
great game coming to you nintendocucks

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Gotta love white women

>tfw when the average "gamer" thinks resolution is what makes games work

>SUCK MY DICK OR YOU'RE A SEXIST BIGOT!

hey I like traps and all and I would chow on your sausuga but you look too much like a man. Can't control what gets my weewee hard and you're not helping you look like one of those bearded lady types.

That's because they have terrible taste, user.

Not as shit as skyrim though.

Anytime anyone speeks negatively about BritBong it's pretty cringey. Brit boi is the neet king

Is that lag or bad reception?

>good games are cancer killing games
nigga what

I run an independent game store, and I heard this beautiful gem out of two kids yesterday.

"Have you played Oblivion?"

"No, is it any good?"

"Yeah, it's like the first Skyrim"

>the first Skyrim

youtube.com/watch?v=4AZ8SCdPLEY

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>women

okay that's nice but can I play these supposed exclusive AAA games on my phone for a few hours without it having a stroke? Are there even any games worth playing that aren't gatchapon shitters, ports or a glorification emulation device?

shavowverse is legit good game tho, better than HS in every aspect

So sexual preference is solely about pronouns now? Wew

This isn't wrong at all though

fucking guy looks like a 6

Totally doesn't happen the other way around
Definitely not

yeah let's ignore the Horizon shilling.

Or how sonyponies has absolutely turned their back on Monster Hunter since it migrated to Nintendo's pastures.