Dude get on mic

>dude get on mic

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DUDE SOCIAL ANXIETY LMAO XD

Yes, that's a common issue on Sup Forums in general, hence why we speak to each other anonymously.

>the sperg that doesn't get on mic

that's why you're all highly opinionated virgins with no friends

>plug in mic
>don't say anything

Yes, fellow user, WE are.

>ptt
>pushes button
>coughs
>goes back to being silent
Why, why do you do this?

>me and other player don't use mic while another player keeps telling us to use a mic
>just tell him to use the fucking radar
>he spergs out

why are mic users so fucking stupid? you can literally get all the same information from just looking at the radar.

>realize you´re with casuals
>plug a mic out
>turn VoIP off
>uninstall skype
>give a finger

Well what are you waiting for? Get on mic.

>tfw years of playing vidya without a mic made me type really fast when playing with people who use a mic to communicate
>tfw unless the rest of the people I want to play with uses mics I'll always just type instead

>we
speak for yourself, nigger
i'm here only for the memes

Untrue. If you aren't together, you aren't going to get the same info. Grow a pair.

>It's been a long time since you last said something
>Have to wait until you have something really meaningful to break your own silence with

The worst thing is that I know nobody gives a shit because there are often other people in the room who also only talk once every ten minutes, but for some reason that's how I always feel.

Betas make me fucking sick. I don't care if you sound like a nasaly nerd, fat virgin gamergater or some jock chad as long as you communicate and help the team win

>tfw speech impediment

I can't speak? I'm a fucking mute? Christ.

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>dude what's with all the squeaking? Is that your pet hamster or something? It's fucking annoying

Shouldn't you be on Sup Forums then? Sup Forums's meme game has gotten pretty stale the past few years

well in that case

This. Just use a mic you fags. Don't hinder your team because you're busy typing something you could say.

Anyone else get called a squeaker by nasally sounding teenagers just because you don't use the mic?

My voice is low as shit, I just don't give a shit about using the mic.

I don't care to get on mic. It's not like I'm ever going to see them, and if I do know them, we're probably close enough friends that I won't feel anxious talking to them.

Speaking in public is a whole different story.

>playing with open mic
>carry the team as usual
>"jesus christ dude I can't take any more of your goddamned keyboard clacking"
>(teammate) has left the game

>mfw

COME ON BRO GET ON THE MIC

>Thought I spoke with a lisp
>Even scheduled an appointment with speech therapy to sort it out
>They tell me I don't speak with a lisp at all and it's 100% in my head

I heard that Johnny Depp can't stand hearing his own voice on record. It probably isn't nearly as bad as you think it is, but fuck this brain shit.

Oh hey, It's that one guy that knows he has a nice voice and does nothing but make vocaroos and talk to people so he gets drowned by "OMG UR VOICE IS SO NIIICEE"

It's true.

Mechanical keyboards are nice but if you aren't the one using it and have to listen to it you're bound to lose your shit.

>team has a grill in it
>she talks occasionally and no one bats an eye
>several minutes later
>"Oh wow, I'm surprised that no one cared that there is a girl in our team."

white knights who are not self aware are the worse

fire alarm battery low

>beep

I think you are lying, squeaker.

That shits annoying and you're scum for doing that.
I fucking hate pricks that do that shit.
Nobody wants to hear your keyboard, and mouth breathing.

Inconsiderate fucking child.
Hope you rot honestly.

*SCREAMS*

gets the Russians every time...

actually I haven't posted on Sup Forums in about a year. I've just been lurking. I don't usually take compliments seriously so you're probably thinking of someone else.

>intentionally don't use the mic to get kids to sperg out

>Bring girlfriend into vent
>let everyone drool over her
>so you guys saw the supwerbowl?
>user YOUR GF IS RUINING EVERYTHING GET HER OUT OF HERE

>hey guys I call it bold and brash

lmAO, fuk that - I solo the other team cause I play with randoms so they usually suck (my team)

>not communicating entirely through emojis to really piss them off

>plug in mic
>say "no"
>unplug mic
>plug in butt plug

your gf is probably an annoying cunt and you sound like a prick

oh shit, I should just the mic once just to fuck with them. that's a good idea.

>set to voice activity
>constantly coughs directly into mic and lets everyone hear their arguments they have with family members

>fap
>Mic was on
>Exit game

>MOM ILL DO IT LATER LEAVE ME ALONE

she doesnt even talk back shes a mute unless me and her are alone though

>push to talk
>pushes talk button to laugh
wtf

>Plug mic
>Say something
>OMG DUDE THAT ACCENT WHERE ARE YOU FROM?!!!'==!!???
>Unplug mic
Such is life.

>user, your voice is so nice!
>you should seriously consider radio!
>inept at gaming and talking at the same time and how shy I am makes me mute
>mfw people continuously beg me to read things to them

No... NO.

>girl makes joke
>push talk to laugh

I seriously fucking hope none of you guys have ever done this shit.

Nigga you don't know how to play the game.

>"user change your settings to push-to-talk"
>"Why?"

be my friend

Nope. I just read dumb stuff and play vidya

>hot-miccing

please fucking die

>guy joins voice chat
>they never talk
>they talk to one person in private chat
>that person has to be the translator for every interaction

>get glove pie
>bind push to talk to decibel threshold on the mic input
>????

>nobody tells you your keyboard is loud
>suddenly they throw an autistic fit and leave because of it
>you're the bad guy for not reading their minds