He has no abs

he has no abs

He has no grace

This Link has a funny face

He has no penis either.

He looks like a girl ffs. If he was my friend and I walked around with him people would mistake him to be my girlfriend.

you mean no visible abs? because obviously he's a video game character and a creation and isn't real/alive.

boys make the best kind of children no contest

Neither would you after sleeping for a century. Rinku must have been fit as fuck to come out looking like that.

> he isn't insecure of his manliness

Top meme.

Why have they gotten so bad at modeling link? WW was the last time he looked decent.

are sony shitposters really THIS desperate?

Why does this game look worse than Musou Zelda?

At least he has feet, so he's one up on Toon Link.

He's skinnyfat and like 10 years old.

sissies links is for lewd

Rinkah can show him how to paint some on.

>those hips
I want to make love to Link!

>is, are, you, me, he

Probably MS fags since they went right into that Banjo-Kazooie meme.

Well it's already a given that the Gameplay, Graphics and Story have been a mess for two decades. No point in treading ground so far trodden.

at least he has vagina bones

>tfw this will never happen

>HE

>mess for two decades

maybe if you live in bizarro land

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all these linkposters and no lewd

smdh

It happened to me once with a friend. It isn't as lewd as you think. He got embarrassed and redfaced constantly because of it and we no longer hung out because of it.

I was just gonna post this. Come on Sup Forums. It's 2017!

post lewd Rinkah

is link for hugn snug?

Here's something too lewd for the the western version.

just like Tsubasa has no vagina bones?

but who was shiekah slate

abs are hard to get

I've only had them once in my life and it was when I was swimming daily as a 10 year old.

And you didn't fuck him??

Why would I, it's a guy. Just because he looks like a girl doesn't mean it's not gay to fuck him

>internet children these days can't even tell males from females

The sooner we go extinct the better.

>falling for the vagina jew
user, boys are better. you should have pounded that boipucci while you had the chance.

>wumbo, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology, the study of wumbo
its first grade, user

Nah people would wonder why a cute guy like him would hang out with such a disgusting slob.

You mean the one where other games exist?

>manlet
>shitty haircut
>no abs

So basically a nintoddler?

Wait, I thought Sup Forums despised muscular men, why are you all throwing a shitfit over Link not being beefcake? Could you make up your minds on what to bitch about?

He was literally the nice guy that every girl who like Zelda refuse. And now even the looks is almost identical to those guy. The fun part is that girls actually "fall in love" with Link.

You just want Link to be that epic alpha male dont you? so you can jerk your hard dick thinkijng about sucking his weenus peenus?

Are you kidding? Were you not here for people throwing a shitfit about FFXV's characters not looking manly enough, and how 9S in Nier Automata is a fuccboi who steals over 50% of the game?

Why isn't there a character creator?

Why does he look like he came out of a PS2 game?

because you don't play as a self-insert character in this specific Zelda game. You are only "Link"

>tfw have link's body type
>tfw have blue eyes and blond hair

Came here for this.

How was Link asleep for 100 years? I haven't read anything about the game's story.

Cryosleep in an alium spaceship

Fuck off, Sonygger.

Your kind are the only one ones who shit on any thread that isn't Sony related.

are you also 4'3"?

cause Link is 4'3".

but cryosleep doesn't even really go so far as to do more like

post boipucci or else

Daily reminder that Link banged Zelda and BotW's Zelda is Link's Great Granddaughter.

>inb4 Link dies to Ganon and you finish the game as Jack Ma- Zelda.

I don't either so who am I to judge

i guess its more of a goo jellium

No but I am a manlet- not a halfling but a manlet.

I should cosplay link and get con pussy, then cry because con pussy is gross.

I probably couldn't post my face or body on here without repercussions. I don't imagine it's much to look at though, it's probably pretty hairy.

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>we want the Sup Forums audience

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Thanks user, I have to go fap now

blond twinks were made for cocks

He literally looks like me.

fujobait: the game

He's still the perfect twink. Straight guy here btw I'd ravage his buiiipwaccccc$i

>Wait, I thought Sup Forums despised muscular men
I don't. Actually, I prefer it over twinks.

This website is so fucking gay holy shit

Oh baby. Heavy petting!

>people who like muscles are also furfags

No wonder Sup Forums hates non-twinks.

I love both human and furry muscly men.

Although, I may MAKE exceptions for some characters that are twinks which I also want to hug, like Revali.

abs aren't natural.

what was in it?

webm of Assbro, cutie guy with an amazing ass.

boy ass

what
beeing over the 10% bodyfat isnt even close to normal you fat neckbeard
humans never evolved to sitt on a chair and stair att porn, thats just white males evolution

looks like I did when I was 15

qt boipucci

>people would mistake him to be my girlfriend

You fucking wish basement dweller.

>getting this mad at a post

he has no shoes

>passing up a hot piece of ass just because he has a dick

Gayest shit I've ever heard desu

this. the japanese prefer effeminate males. that's the kind of beauty they favor. while the west prefers a strong bear with stubble to bend them over and dominate them.

>qt fuccboi 9S steals over 50% of the game

Oh, thank fucking God I'm actually going to buy this now.

How gay would it be to fuck link?

Like, not suck his dick, but just dick him. I feel like he's asking for it.

Not gay if he has a feminine penis

is that what they like? always figured they liked baras. that's what the creator of fma said. I figured she speaks for everyone.

its got to be gayer to avoid fucking something that people clearly find attractive just because it's got a penis
maybe not gay literally, but still gay. more gay. it's gayer to not fuck a cute girl(male) just because there's a winkus than to fuck a cute girl(male)

>TFW I'm big and strong

>I go to college

> I can't get a girlfriend because I'm autistic

>but for some reason guys hit on me

>I don't like it one bit

Link is not made for having his dick sucked, he is made for SUCKING dick.

He looks so natural doing that.

is link a bottom?
I get the impression he'd be the one dominating.

so...
do we have an confirmation about which link is this one? i mean its pretty obvious that we are playing as a link from a past game in the series

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power bottom, he's gonna ride your dick like epona

He hasn't worked out in like 100 years bro