The Legend of Zelda: Blunder of the Wild

>bad monster AI for combat
>very weak soundtrack whose only praise is "it's impressionistic" aka not actually music
>equipment constantly degrades and breaks, curbing the fun factor of things like shield surfing and combat itself
>most monsters are muh humanoid mooks who carry weapons just so you can pick up their weapon when you defeat them: aka why Dark Souls 2 was shit with enemy design and variety.
>need to kill helpless animals for meat and spending 10 minutes collecting fruit and mushrooms to heal by eating food
>companion horses that you can name and grow attached to can be killed by you or enemies, leave behind a cold unmoving corpse
>companion doggos can be killed
>you play as "Link" literally. No more filename or character name insert.


Is this, dare I say it, the worst game Nintendo has ever made?

You're trying too hard, man. You know it's gonna be good

>controller doesn't even work for the game

When will not-Moot fix the falseflag problem?

0/10 bait

FUCK OFF SONYGGER GO PLAY BLOODVORNE OR FUCKING HOMORIZON: FULLGAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER LEAVE NINTENDO ALONE HOW ARE YOU SO.BUTTHURT OVER MOT HAVING ZELDA

FUCK OFF

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Ah yes, we reached the point where sonyroaches are completely losing their minds posting ahegao style

Go away Sonygger, Bloodborne isn't going to clear itself for the 12th time.

>>companion horses that you can name and grow attached to can be killed by you or enemies, leave behind a cold unmoving corpse
>>companion doggos can be killed
How is this bad?

Don't forget the constant frame drops and pop in effects.

Who will be the one publication giving it a 6/10?

I reckon Gamespot

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What is
>Nioh
>Nier
>Horizon
>Gravity Rush
>Every multiplat this gen
Suck my dick you fucking drone

It's called bad design

B-B-BUT HORIZON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ZELDA KILLER. HOW COULD WE LOSE?!

>Music only counts if it's le epic Star Wars trailer music!

Fucking uncultured shits.

Fuck off drone Horizon is still the Zelda killer

Listing games that are as generic and as uninspiring as last gen, are we?

Oh that's right, because they are last gen games.

>have a PS4
>all this power in a console
>still no game with proper physics
>still no game worthy of buying the console for

Go back to your generic action RPGs with boring immersion.

>$171 for an NES
>not even a real NES
barbarians

post horizon's webms

>giving a player consequences for their poor decisions is bad design
I don't recall anybody complaining when it could happen in Red Dead Redemption or Skyrim. Why don't you learn to take better care of your in-game shit?

but we'll all be able to emulate it in like a month dude, calm down

Neither of those games were made by Nintendo.

Also where is the same attention to detail for villagers and NPC's? Why is it just animals?

>Neither of those games were made by Nintendo.
Oh right, it's not okay when Nintendo does it.

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>Neither of those games were made by Nintendo.
literally not an argument

>Also where is the same attention to detail for villagers and NPC's? Why is it just animals?
Probably because the NPCs don't leave the villages to even get in situations where they can be killed. I'm guessing that if there are any instances where an NPC accompanies you somewhere where they can be placed in danger, they will probably only be important characters and letting that NPC die will result in a game over.

Meanwhile Horizon offers such a good experience.
> game forces you to look at your wife's black son to ensure that you feel degraded and put into your trashcan zone

note that's the wii u version, for the console that sold 4x less

the switch version is sold out

It's not really okay when anyone does it, but Nintendo's lack of doing it is probably why they've remained such a family-friendly and popular icon in gaming history. Even that could be argued with games like Fire Emblem that feature permadeath for companion soldiers if you goof up in battle, but a game like that is plagued with savescumming or turning on the "easy" mode featured in newer entries that disables permadeath; either way, it shows that theres a time and a place (even if its bad game design) for it given contextual legacy expectation: aka it's okay that there's permadeath in fire emblem games cause all fire emblem games have always had it.

The translated concept of needing to kill animals n shit doesn't really fit in zelda when cause no zelda game has ever had it.

>horse dies
>reload save
>autosaves every 2 minutes, 5 autosaves at a time
really just load the autosave. It won't be that big of a problem. Like you say it's savescumming bad game design but whatever, if you want to keep your horse then you gotta do it.

>you'd

SONYBROS WHAT HAPPENED?? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS GEN THIS IS NOT FAIR

nice 9gag meme faggot
kys