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Phrases you have only ever heard on Sup Forums

>Dlc done right
>Normies only like western games

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What the hell is going on in Florida

Fun is a buzzword

He did the right thing

Man, The Misadventures of Florida Man has gotten dark.

>Lopez

We need the wall.

How does Florida Man keep getting away with it?

am i a monster for being unphased by these articles whenever I read some hispanic or black name, but I feel bad for the people in the article whenever I read a white person's name?

Am I monster for disregarding ANYTHING horrible that happens in Florida?

>Improvement isn't always a good thing.

No. You're a racist though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>reading
>feeling emotions
Doomguy in the OP should rip your Guts out through your pussy

>tfw live in florida

the only time life doesnt feel like a nightmare is right after i wake up from an actual nightmare like where my family all died

>Killer´s name is Samuel ´´Sammy´´ Hide
M A D M A N

>Tfw live in Florida
>Everyone thinks we're a bunch of crazy savages that are constantly high on bath salts

Just go to disneyworld everyday

what the fuck is wrong with floridians

every single person i know near my age has snorted bath salts thinking it was molly, pure ecstasy

including myself

Are you retarded?

>Floridian
>Heat's coming back
>When's it's too cold during the two month period of January and February, I want the heat on
>When it's too hot during the rest of the year I just want my room not to be scorching hot

ive had a cold sweat for the past 3 years, i like warmth now

>JUST!
>Who was in the wrong here?
>Is he our guy?
>Blunder of the millennium

I went to Florida twice, once when I was 8, and then again when i was the 11 to visit Disneyworld. Both times I couldn't wait to return home. Even Disneyworld couldn't make me happy in Florida.

Good, little faggot bitch. We don't want you snowbirds anyway.

Our guy shit has to stop it's never related to anything actually involving this board

>florida man
every fucking time

Is there any vidya character who could defeat Florida Man?

Nobody likes Florida, not even Floridians.

Florida is the perfect environment for jungle fever

What is the difference between florida and the rest of the US?
It sounds like there's something in the water over there.
Can anyone explain to a foreigner?

>It's hot and humid as fuck.
>Everyone is an asshole or crazy
>Old people and Cubans everywhere
>Half of it is a swamp
>Shit like op's pic happens every day
>There's absolutely nothing to do
I think the heat and boredom makes people crazy

source?

Florida needs to be purged

I want to know how the fuck he managed to do that.

Mutants

Floridaman is my favorite superhero.

all of that shit is north and mid florida south florida hoods have a LOT of stupid crimes though but nothing crazy like fucking throwing aligators

t.miami user

By ripping and tearing of course.

It's basically Australia except it wasn't originally a penal colony

>northern half is deep south rednecks/meth heads
>southern half is old people, cubans and tourists
>most of the wildlife is deadly
>pretty much nothing of note besides Disneyworld and the occasional shuttle launch
>hot and humid and terrible

>not Floridawoman

Please. Central FL is the only part of the state that isn't batshit insane. The north is meth-addled cannibals and the south is like the worst parts of NYC and LA had a baby made of cocaine.

>racist
Or it's just common enough with those ethnicities and their thuggish ghettos/3rd-world shitholes that he just expects it. Can still be really terrible, just not surprising unfortunately.

It's only 'racist' if said color is the sole reason, like if the dude acted nothing like his/her stereotypes, lived in a good neighborhood and was honestly innocent.

Cuck.

There was a guy down on St. Pete Beach that stole some baby alligators from a putt putt place if that counts.

Holy shit.

>>most of the wildlife is deadly
literally only gators, bears, some snakes, hogs, cougars, and you know what nevermind.

Floridawoman gets her dad killed and destroys the whole universe. Florida really is shit.

What's it like inside a girl's (girl) vagina, Sup Forums?

Nah, it's racism since he openly admitted he felt bad whenever it was a white person in the same circumstances.

I would have done the same.

Both times I've been there it was the flatness drove me nuts. When you're driving it feels like you're not going anywhere, and you can't see very far in any direction. It's weirdly claustrophobic

kinda like sand bags, but red and fleshy

Just a few days ago some flordia guy's girlfriend got shot by his dog.

So he just Shoves his whole hand in her Vag and just pulls out her guts that's something SindonL would do,but even then how could he have done that especially in a real-time after having sex with her?

Our court system is completely transparent and you can easily access criminal records at the touch of a button.

Also the fourth most populous state in the union with a nice blend between southern trash and greasy third world transplants.

It all works out wonderfully.

>Florida man claims dog shot his sleeping girlfriend
>Man says gun went off when dog jumped on nightstand
clickorlando.com/strange-florida/dog-shoots-sleeping-woman

"anti shill"

This is completely accurate, honestly.

One time I walked outside at night in my pool's screen room area and my foot landed a mere three inches from a coral snake.

>normalfags make fun of people who care about virginity
>then they proceed to do shit like this
I don't get it.

>Florida
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

I need to get the fuck out of this hellhole.

Living in Spring Hill now after moving down from Rhode Island.

I have never seen so many racist old people in my life. I've seen a truck that literally looks like Sup Forums on wheels, with broken windows and cardboard sticking out of it with writing about how Obama is a nigger and so forth.

Now i don't mind being a racist cunt online, but seriously.

>One time I walked outside at night in my pool's screen room area and my foot landed a mere three inches from a coral snake.
Floridian here.
You're a baby.
That shit makes us stronger than you weak pussies from up north.

>Florida
>Normal
Nah, mate. Nah.

Central Florida so I guess I'm half pussy

Well, are you?
Don't leave us suspended.

According to the article he stuck various things until he could get his arm elbow deep then just started tearing

>florida man linked to up to 1 million CP videos, images
There are images of the videos? Sign me up

West coast best coast

Nah m8
It's the heat

>Shirtless
>A/C blasting
>February
>Still sweating

God bless Florida

I never understood the hatred for Florida, but then again I came from Illinois

you mean flouride-a?

they have a chemical waste deposite dump that you can see from space with chemicals so toxic that they literally ate through the bed rock below and seeped into the ground water

floridians are loterally beong poisoned

>tfw born and lived in a state that no one events cares about

Arizona isn't that bad

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>go to job in Florida
>entry break room
>Latin music and taco speak
>I'm the only non-brown dude there

Funny because Arizona is Florida transplants

Florida was a mistake.

Nothing but Cubans, rednecks and retirees waiting to die.

fuck i miss florida

it's a shithole but its my shithole. plus literally everything you could want is there except snow.

>accessing guts from the vagina
just not possible, you can do it from the anus

How

The only industries in the entire state are tourism, drug trading from Latin America, and retirement homes, so everyone is poor.
Plus it's in the deep south, which is the most uneducated, segregated, impoverished place in America.

Put those two things together and it results in a populace with no jobs, lots of drugs, and stupid fucking people.

This has gotta be fake, there's no way

All the sane people moved to Arizona instead of Florida.

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>He doesn't know about Florida.

What a man.

This man did nothing wrong.

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metal af

That I can believe

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That guy is alpha as fuck.

>Arizona
>a state that no one cares about

I thought Arizona was the front lines of the upcoming war between white facists and reconquista mexicans

Florida doesn't censor news like literally every other state so you actually hear about the bad stories. It's also a giant state so statistically you're going to hear about it more often.

Where my Fort Myers niggas at?

I live in florida
God bless our crime transparency

shit like that is everywhere

No even most Mexicans here support the god emperor everyone hates leeches

how many people in other states fuck aligators?

It's real. The guy went fucking crazy, shoving items into both her vagina and anus until he was able to put his elbow deep in and just started tearing out "intestinal matter"

Fuck

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