Excuse me, who the heck is this?

Excuse me, who the heck is this?

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BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

Dick Kickem

BLOW IT OUT YER ASS

dropped your pants

GOT A RING IN ER' LAST NIGHT

EAT SHIT AND DIE

Yeah I gotta fart

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU OLD STYLE

GET OFF VENT OR I WILL GET YOU BENT

an old time hero from another era
he really needs a badass return
too bad that Gearbox don't know how to use the ip

I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck.

Nude Kukem

ME NAME
DOOK
NOOK
KEM

The best part is that the guys are so chill about it

Dick Cuck'em

BALLS OF STEEL

I suck balls all day just because I like it so much.

>he still thinks this was real

I mean shit I want to believe it was too but come on

Peggy was a dude with a voice changer

I fuck man ass?

Man, that was so fun.

Derk Spews-Cum

...

Why are Sup Forums screencaps so obnoxious?

Americaaaa....

FUCK YEAH.....

>screenshot made by and for reddit

I got it from here. I just thought it was funny. Sorry guys.

Lord Devastation

OH MY GOD this guy he has a macro when he lands, off of a fuckin' flight, like a griffin, he yells

It's okay user. Don't let the spergs put you down.

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>something blah whatever parrot words I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS OF STEEL
STEEL, STEEL, STEEL
BALLS OF STEEL
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Man, we really need a new Duke Nukem that's D44M tier. Not that half-assed Forever shit.

I'd have fucked Peggy desu

>Retarded shitposter is at it again
>He's aiming to rile somebody up
>Shitskin genetics encode for cackling at the funny sounds his keyboard makes
>His hut, made from rebar and dog skins, barely resists the wind
>Behind the shitposter's ancient laptop, a chihuahua's skin dyed like the nazi flag shakes
>European genetics cause him to fly into a serf's impotent rage at the sight
>A shitpost is made amid autistic screeches
>Cackling resumes
>Thunder booms right outside the hut
>Shitposter leaves his hut
>Shitposter looks up
>A huge shape thirty feet in the air eclipses the sun
>It's Natalia Poklonskaya
>A belly with a diameter equal to her height pulsates
>Her uterus strains to contain her thunderous lust
>Ass up in the air, Her bare buttocks are a peach twice as wide as her shoulders
>A dildo slurps in and out of her domed vulva
>On the dildo's free end are contra-rotating propellers powered by her contractions
>Shitposter gawps at her breasts, orbs half as big as her belly, stretching her t-shirt to its absolute limit
>Natalia glares at the shitposter as she grabs her boobs
>"REMOVE STORMFAG" she bellows
>Her boobs are squeezed together and start lactating
>Shitposter is slammed to the ground by breast milk as Natalia moans with pleasure
>Her thighs rub against her belly
>Electricity arcs between Natalia's nipples
>Lightning rushes along her deluge
>Last thing the shitposter hears over his autistic screeches is the boom of thunder
>Shitposter is thoroughly fried by the electrical onslaught
>Natalia heaves a sigh of relief before suckling at one breast
>Thick, creamy milk dribbles down the corners of her mouth
>She orgasms and the dildo pushes her through the sky
>Another Natalia appears
>Then another, and another
>Dozens upon dozens of Natalias appear, teenaged versions of their leader
>The clone army sets forth to deliver the same fate to Saudi Arabia

Buck Adam

Booger Blastem

Shot Gunem

someone provide me the link, can't find the source. That's probably the second best one

Nade Blastem

Heck Adam

Stabby McStabson

I came into this thread to be alone

Please leave

Soul Crushem

Shit Flingem

Skull Fuckem

A white male with problem glasses that will prep the penis for his bull. The gun is only a signification of his fetish holding the black penis in an upright position.

Chad?

Yeah, pizza cake!

youtube.com/watch?v=q_5pzLvvt3Y

Booty Blastem

Dick Stroke'em

Titty Teezum

it's fesh pince, dad

many thanks kind user

I'm not Goose!

Nipple Piercedem

COSTCO GUAC?

Pussy Punchdem
Cunt Crushdem
Finger Blastem

Sam hyde

Anal Annihalatem

Goose Chokedem

At least it isn't plastered with 50 "hilarious" reaction images.

very nice

Adam Bombem

Count Irradiatem

YOU HAVE JSUT BEEN BANNED FROM THE VENT SERVER

EXCUSE ME??? THIS IS OUR VENT SERVER

John Shootman

Superman Dathoe

Carpet Bombem

Coal Burner

It's fuckin' dank

Albert Wesker

"annihilate"

notice 'nihil' as in 'nihilism'

Brain Mushem
Razor Bladedem
Sonic Boomdem
Scissor Kickem
Head Stompem
Hurricane Kickem

Shield Bashem

Sword Slashem
Knife Stabem

4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT

Arma Geddon

Tele Portem

You think that's fucking funny who the fuck is laughing

AAAH

Hash Brownem
Gut Mashem

Bone Bruisedem

super mario

These. Probably be best because not only were they not mad about it, but they were having fun with it too.

The Duke of Knuckleham

>a guy is pretending to be someone's cunt mother
>someone else is willing to pretend to be some guys with a voice changer's "son"

c'mon son

I'm Maverick.

I wanna know are you the man, or are you fucking piece of shit, no good motherfucker.

This is still my favorite vent harassment ever. I almost died laughing when the Rocky part started.

LAWL LAWL, I GOT THIS KIDS CREDIT CARD INFO N SHIT LUL

was this supposed to be funny?

LUL

D. Stroyer
Erad Dicatem
Hit Mannum
Trump Wallem