Be male

>be male
>be straight
>play medic


Select two to continue.

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You can be a healer and not be one of those effeminate healsluts

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i'm not gay, but I am attention starved and socially anxious

So I'm playing medic and giving the succ in every multiplayer game

I'm not some beta faggot bound by some anonymous neckbeard's rules, so I choose all three!

my wife plays the tank / DPS

Watch this.

>Doomguy carrying medkit

My medkit is a knife, does that mean Doomguy is a surgeon?

Come here and I'll cut out your cancer.

Why is Eirika using a clearly 2 handed sword with 1 hand?

There's one game that allow you to choose three
Plus being cute

>not being a cynical asshole who talks shit to his *damage dealing* teammates

Out of those three, only
>play medic
applies, so I'm good.

Swords aren't that heavy.

Sounds like you need to stop being a baby.


ehehehehehe

Wow sorry I wanna keep my team alive and healthy, remind me to leave you bleeding on the side of the road while I help someone that actually appreciates it

>healing for sissies meme
Applies only for MMO's. Which are all garbage and only beta males are playing them anyway.

All I needed was a tourniquet, retard.

I'm a male and I play healers. I want boys to notice me...

What, women aren't pretty enough for you?

Are they scary?


boo you're in hell

No, I'm a gay...

>tfw you will never be this much of a cuck

...

I used to play Medic in TF2.

I would only heal Snipers and Spies to piss off the Heavies and Soldiers.

Just because you're a slut with a "talent" to heal, it doesn't we all are like you.

Source, please.

Would you place your trust in a female doctor?

I don't know...

I'm straight and play medic/healer

Excuse me?

Literally never seen a good Doc player

Joke's on you, I pocket medic my girlfriend who always plays heavy.

The sex is amazing.

I don't play him. I just wanted to contribute to the thread. I played him a bunch when I first got the game but now I main either GSG9s.

Stop getting pegged you gaylord.

Medic decides who lives and dies. The ultimate alpha, not like the beta scrubs who spend their time learning recoil patterns.

I love playing medic with people I know because it allows coordination and I can support while being able to relax a bit and not worry about my 1v1 skills as it were.

Playing medic with random people and no coordination is possibly the most miserable thing I've ever done in my life and I have no desire to do it at all.

wut game?

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What do I do now?

>Be male
>Be gay
>Play Medic and Healer in everything

I simply love healing people and supporting them. I'm not a trash player, but I always live through my team and assist them because I genuinely enjoy the healing experience. Especially when it's a game that uses bright beautiful colors.
There's just a joy in watching the health bar of another player go up, knowing you've saving them from death and allowing them to continue on.

But the "healslut sissies" group has really ruined it for me. I'm a gay male and I like playing healer, that means I love bending over and making a peace sign to beg for tank cocks when all I want is for us to simply work together to achieve a common goal. I don't want some sexual fling with a stranger, that's disgusting and weird.

I bet you play support

I am a gay male, but I highly prefer to deal damage, much like the damage that I am doing to the future of my own race.

But I'm a straight male who's a combat medic irl

Blessed soul, continue the great work.

>be straight
>play medic
:o

Medics usually get the shotgun though.

>be male
>be straight
>play medic
>manipulate people into thinking you are a girl for profit
I pick FOUR

Be male and medic.


I already like cocks.

>male
>pretends to be a girl

Sorry but you're obviously gay

Yes fuck me daddy.

I'm a faggot but I play healer/utility support and tank in equal measure.

I'll only play dps if the character is a big mclargehuge with obscene amount of muscle and/or hot.

I can play anything really.

...MULTI-CHOICE GRIFTING!

The urge to protect the vulnerable is the most masculine trait there is.

The urge to stab in the back and ruin other people's lives is the most feminine trait there is.

As always, it is OP who is the faggot.

Okay, two and three.

Next question: Have you taken the time to thank your Healer today for doing a good job?

>Healing spies
You are the worst kind of person.

healslut in denial spotted

Another question: When will the healslut meme die?

When games start adopting the "medics actually do shit that isn't healing but have it as an ability anyway" philosophy. Awesome games do this.

medics in battlefield were pretty great because not only could you heal yourself, but you can also stand back and revive dumb idiots who get shot in the dick and be #1 player

then there's BC2 medics where they have cannibalized the support's machine gun and are essentially an immortal god of death and destruction, only bested by the engineer

Male and medic :3

>Medic had the highest DPS in Wildstar

Medics and healers are meant for healing. Jack of all trade classes are almost always burdens to the party unless everyone gets skills that allow them to fill multiple roles.

I fucking hate when games do that though. Games that try so hard to 'break the holy trinity/meta' turn into "we have no fucking clue what's going on" and gameplay turns more or less into mitigating wounds the best you can or going as hard and fast as possible with the best DPS, effectively throwing yourself against a brick wall until it collapses.

As stale as the holy trinity is, it exists for a reason and I fucking hate games where I can't actually heal people properly.

Apply the passion and desire of DPS'ing an enemy down, and apply it to health bars and allies and it's that same feeling. Removing effective healing from games is a good way to have me not enjoy it.

That's by design, user. It's possible to design things differently.

Easily offended female or low-test beta male spotted.

>Games that try so hard to 'break the holy trinity/meta' turn into "we have no fucking clue what's going on"
Exactly. that's why the trinity is so popular. When you don't have it, you have games that quickly become a mess as everyone can fill almost anyone's role. When you have it, people complain about it being too formulaic.

It's a battle not yet won.

>That's by design, user. It's possible to design things differently.
It's by balance, though. If you have a Jack of all Trade class that can do any of her roles just as effectively as anyone who is specific to those roles, then picking role-specific classes become pointless.

So most of these classes try to hover in the middle, and end up not really excelling at any one thing. Most of these, unsurprisingly, default to being DPS in a party.

Also, have a sage because I'm out of white mages.

Battlefield medic is mainly af

>As stale as the holy trinity is, it exists for a reason
Is it a good reason, though? I think it's sad to accept the state of things as being beyond change and improvement; it is this acceptance that ensures the staleness in the first place.

I respect your taste, don't get me wrong. You admit openly that a change to the status quo threatens your taste specifically - a taste I'm sure is shared by many - but I still believe it is possible to offer alternatives to the status quo that can also manage to satisfy your taste, if said alternatives are well-designed. And by well-designed, I mean NOT falling into the problem you've identified here:
>Games that try so hard to 'break the holy trinity/meta' turn into "we have no fucking clue what's going on"

That is unfortunately a tendency. I can only blame it on incompetent design and development.

Well obviously if you're letting me choose I'm going to pick straight and medic. Imagine being a virginal and shy nun-nurse and getting all flustered about the attentions from the soldiers when they make indecent and improper jokes or give you suggestive remarks. It's even better when you secretly like it and eventually try to return the gesture to one of them in private but every time you do they'll tense up and admit that they actually have a girl waiting for them at home and were just playing along to fit in with the other guys. This keeps on and you return from the war completely untouched but extremely bothered.

>tfw love the female body but hate most female personalities
>tfw hate the male body except for the penis but love most male personalities

Life truly is suffering.

>mainly af
>mainly
But what is battlefield medic when it's not af?

I've only ever seen it be af, so I can't think of anything else it might be. I thought it was a constant state of things.

>Not 1920x1080

I miss Vanilla Paladin, man. Shame everything else about Vanilla sucked :^)

>I think it's sad to accept the state of things as being beyond change and improvement; it is this acceptance that ensures the staleness in the first place.
If you can think of a way to change party dynamics to make everyone in the group feel useful, then ago ahead and make that MMORPG. I'll be the first to play it.

Ooh, I found another white mage.

When dumb memesters like this leave forever:

That reminds me of the videos my college throws at me every symester

>"You wouldn't trust a doctor who CHEATED?! would you?"

Yes. Yes I would. In fact I prefer it because it shows initiative and creativity. It also shows an understanding of the modern world and the fact that 99% of the information is on the internet. I would prefer any doctor that immediately looked shit up and THEN used what he learned to suse out the truth.

A cute femboy gay?

Is this the cute boy thread?

Man I miss the poison medic from Global Agenda. I loved pissing off enemy healing medics and goading them into a heal wave so I could drop all my poison nades on point and laugh as their whole team melted.

Shooters needs more DoTs based classes damn it. They are always the most fun to play.

But if I'm already male then I don't have to select "be male" so your argument is moot.

Also, what do I look like a cuck? I don't choose the fucking healing class I'm the god damn tank

>be male
>be straight
>be a doctor
>roll around in cash and pussy

Pick everything

Playing medic in a game like Arma, Squad, or Project Reality is pretty intense. Even if it's one of those boring "oh god when will this 300 meter long pissing contest end" type of fights you'll always have shit to do aside from sling lead at distant silhouettes and wait for armor/air.

>Is it a good reason, though?
Is it a bad reason too, though?
We complain about the staleness in it, but you'd surely think of every game to exist now days someone would've found a way to design something that works, and we're still lacking that. Or at least, it never shines to be an example of it "done right", perhaps because it simply cannot be.

Saying that, I'm not one to think outside the box. I don't have an answer, and I don't particularly care for an 'solution' either, but 'You can build however you want!' games are always red flags for me.

If a game does a well built game in breaking the meta, that's fine, but at the end of the day if you find yourself incapable of being healed if you spec entirely into it, you've lost a customer. DOT Heals are nice but not something I particularly value either because it turns into another "simply mitigating damage" type of heal, when I want to specc entirely into ensuring that your health bar is going to stay at max, unless it's difficult content.

Leech and "DPS" healers are almost an insult to me as it promotes selfish behaviour unless you are solo'ing content.

>I prefer it because it shows initiative and creativity.
"Doctor, you're supposed to be using a scalpel during this proc-"
"Shut up you fucking whore, Ol' Knifey'll work just fine"

does she peg you too? sissy boi

>be male
>play medic

Doesnt help that I'm bear mode as FUCK and my local bartender gives me free drinks because me standing up, walking over and existing nearby is enough to end most fights. No one ever wants to fuck me. Its always other submissive sluts trying to get me to fuck them then getting mad at me that I'm not a top.

Hey if I'm so far under im inception levels of dreaming if he works best with his machete more power to him. I pay for results and thats all I care about.

You just need to concentrate on the tomboys, user. In tomboy we trust. In tomboy, life is love and light.

I tried and it doesn't work out. I got with quite a few "dominate" leaning types and once the doors close they all went super sub house wife mode.

One girl played college soccer. I went after her because she was really aggressive on the field. In public she was always in control. Once she started coming over though it all bled away. She wouldn't even let me cook dinner.

I cant be in any relationship where I am not the primary homemaker. This is completely separate than having a job. I'm not talking house husband. I just love cooking and cleaning. Its like meditation to me and just every girl I've ever been with found it weird at best or was repulsed at worst. Ive never met a girl that was fine with it at all.

>healslut roleplay thread
sometimes, your team is shit and you need a damn healer to get anything done.
no one will fucking switch, so I bite the bullet so we can actually win.
who /adaptive/ here

you don't know the definition of a cuck, do you?

> you'd surely think of every game to exist now days someone would've found a way to design something that works, and we're still lacking that. Or at least, it never shines to be an example of it "done right", perhaps because it simply cannot be.
I see what you're saying, but it just smacks of "if it was possible, it would already exist" - and historically, that's a principle that tends to suddenly be proven wrong. It is a form of reasoning that closely resembles the induction problem without realizing it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_induction

>"You can build however you want!' games are always red flags for me.
This I agree with. Either it's a blatant lie, and "choices" are still so tightly within the constraints of predefined frames that no real choice exists, or it's terribly chaotic and diluted.

>it turns into another "simply mitigating damage" type of heal, when I want to specc entirely into ensuring that your health bar is going to stay at max
I honestly don't understand this. All healing is a mitigation of damage, whether preemptive or after the fact. After all - mechanically speaking - it is not the status of the player's health bar that matters, so long as the status of the player's character is "alive" rather than "dead".

I respect that your taste prefers full health bar/max HP status as an indication of success, but I don't think this is the only indication of success, nor the most important - given that the most important indication must be that the healed target remain alive at all times.

>tomboys

You ain't a real tomboy until you refer to yourself with masculine pronouns.

I don't know if you are trying to praise surgeons who got their know how from a search engine

No I would not choose that surgeon

>I honestly don't understand this. All healing is a mitigation of damage, whether preemptive or after the fact. After all - mechanically speaking - it is not the status of the player's health bar that matters, so long as the status of the player's character is "alive" rather than "dead".

Imagine it in a way where you're a DPS, and you're attacking an enemy who is healing more than you can deal damage to it, that you never wind up killing it.
Or that it mitigates so much of your damage that it turns into a long drawn out battle that you feel inferior with your DPS because it feels inadequate, that you should've killed it faster.

Simply apply that to health bars. If your health is going down slowly over the course of time, and that "if this lasted for 10 minutes you'd be dead!!" then I'd feel like a failure as a healer, because it's about keeping you healthy, not "alive". If you're close to death by the end of the battle because of me not healing enough, I've failed to keep you healthy and well.

In the end, the foe was slain, you didn't die and we're moving on. We succeeded, but I feel as though I've failed my role, but my duty to keep you alive was met since you're not dead.

>be male
>play medic

There.

I meant the 2D tomboys, though. Having read your reply, I must insist you consider the 2D tomboys even more.

>I just love cooking and cleaning. Its like meditation to me and just every girl I've ever been with found it weird at best or was repulsed at worst. Ive never met a girl that was fine with it at all.

Sounds a bit too familiar, and a bit too frustrating. Were they American? American women have the cruelest, most conservative and egoistic understandings of how relationships can work. My experiences have boiled down to this kind of faux-submissive pseudo-abusive
>I'll be anything you want, so long as a) it is exactly what I want and b) you don't get to be what you want

>but I feel as though I've failed my role, but my duty to keep you alive was met since you're not dead.
I mean, I've failed my duty (to keep you healthy) but succeeded in my role (as a healer to ensure you don't die) but I guess both could be used interchangeably.

>pronouns
Gender-identity politics in language is always awful, no matter the person practicing it. If you have to make rhetorical exercises out of demonstrating your identity, its validity is by definition null and void.

Yes.

>I'll be anything you want, so long as a) it is exactly what I want and b) you don't get to be what you want

This mentality has ruined most submissive chances of ever getting anything weird. If you let on that you are submissive at all people auto default to assuming you are lazy and demanding.

As for 2D its what I have and what I use. Still not enough though. Hard to have an emotional connection to a picture.

Think of it like this.

You are not "healing damage" you are negating the other teams skill. It does not matter how good they are or what they do if you keep your team alive all their skill is invalidated. You are actively preventing them from doing what they are supposed to do. If you can lock down two DPS's as they try to kill you and whoever you are attached to then you win. Period.

I mean you're right, but I'm more talking about that it's refreshing to have a Japanese chick sound like a badass and not like a songbird on helium.

Fucking this. So many team games these days are boring fucking stalemates because everyone either has a permanent healer attached to them or is absurdly fucking tanky and regenerates their whole health bar after 5 seconds of being away from combat.

I'm not talking about Overwatch but yeah it does technically apply to that game too.

What else are you supposed to do when medic have all the best weapons, self heal and other classes like "support" or "sniper" are a fucking joke? battlefield 3

>you have to be nice to me or else I'll let you die
This. Only the manliest of men can take over the position of a woman and still succeed.

Global Agenda did it perfectly. A good Medic could keep their team alive but every class had ways of disrupting and stopping it. Then on top of that you had to manage your power so in a real fight the medic is healing flying around and using up his power so at some point it WOULD end and you WOULD have the opportunity to move in and win.

To bad Hi Rez utterly raped the game and left it for dead.