Actual choose your sword thread go!

Actual choose your sword thread go!

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Dual wield Blue and yellow.

Cyan

Orange is OP

They're essentially all the same. The only major deciding factor is hit percentage, and to a lesser extent critical hit ratio. As such, Red would probably be the best choice, as it has a high hit and critical hit score. Orange would be a good alternative if you're willing to sacrifice hits for possibly more criticals.

Yellow is by far the worst, and is not recommended to anyone. Light blue isn't much better.

I'm going all in with Dual Wielding Yellows.

these are all boring numbers
which one shoots fire and which one is poisonous

I literally made this 4 years ago for a shitpost. Ill be back with a more in depth version

orange is best

Cyan. Every other weapon will be useless against anything with 25 armor.

Well Sup Forums?

Just give me blue. Missing is fucking gay. I don't care if it's mathematically better or worse than anything. Fuck missing.

Also swinging a hundred times a second is fucking gay.

Cyan
Also why the fuck does yellow only have 61 hit rate? Does the most gimped sword REALLY need to be gimped further?

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Can you turn it into a roll/get ?

>turning a CYOA, where the entire purpose is to make choices, into a shitty roll image

end yourself you ADD fuck

This. Light blue and yellow dual wield. Poke with the yellow while swinging with the light blue.

Sure, but I like the randomness of it. I already GM for DnD and write stories. I'm done choosing my own adventures.

>All this shit
>No antagonist
Sorry, no dice

NobleDark
Born Leader
Cursed One
Astral Mark
Khanda
Fara Antor
Wanderer
Cliff Jackal
Main Bazaar

Is power ranger barney-ish?

Comfybright
Good friend
Cursed one
Furtive hood
Kodring
Fara Antor
The Aegis + Arctora
Giant crow
Putrid slum

Glasses

Lifesteal.

Life Leech is fucking broken.

>World
Nobledark
>Power
Skill Thief
>Birthright
MARKED HERO
>Armor
Furtive Hood
>Weapon
Wind dagger + magic sword
>Mentor
I like them all, but witch seems both unique and useful
>Companions
Benjamin and Micaela
>Mount
Hawk Griffin
>Location
Bazaar

I want to have heroic misadventures where we use skill and grit to make our way, learning new things all the while.

Also, in the first three worlds, someone with a good sense of humor would be appreciated to lighten the serious mood. In Comfybright everyone would be a jokester and acting serious would be out of place. Similarly, Nobledark gives you the chance to act noble and become a symbol of hope, while being a cynic in Noblebright just makes you look like an autist. Grimdark sucks ass constantly, so Nobledark is the best world to be in for a balanced mood.

The Ninja Mask is by far the most broken one. It's like when you manage to enchant a 100% Charmelleon effect set in Morrowind.

>Zombies see silent faggot
>Zombies chase silent faggot down and eat them alive
>Human sees silent faggot, knifes faggot's throat.

For 10000 sec, average DPS (assuming Speed is attacks/second):

Red: 56.4
Green: 51.6
Blue: 52.8
Yellow: 41.6
Purple: 47.9
Orange: 55.2

Discrepancy is +/- 0.2 through multiple runs, occasionally 0.5. Red always comes in first.

We've been over this. Glasses are the most OP because they work in every context (escaping from zombies, fighting humans, scavenging, long term survival, etc.) and has the most functions you couldn't find anywhere else.

I'd still probably pick lightsaber because, you know, it's a fucking lightsaber

50% chance of having penis. Either way, I'm going to bend it over a table.

red has highest average damage output.

pick depends on enemies though.
fighting groups of mobs?
a big guy with armor rating and damage reduction?
how much health exactly?

Yeah but glasses are easy to lose or break. Ninja mask is more OP

Noblebright
Good Friend
God's Chosen
Astral Mark
Solais & Kriscarn
Qvrllicui
Arctora & Micaela
Hawk Griffin
Main Bazaar

Middle because it means you can avoid status effects.

did you actually write a script trying them out instead of calculating the average damage? boy that sure sounds efficient.

56,525
51,66
52,965
41,48
48,14
55,25

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Well I've got a test next week so I was trying to pass it off as studying

>Nobledark
>Born Leader
>The True Heir
>The Hyperion
>Solais & Chosgarach
>Fara Antor
>The Aegis & Tatrenua
>Giant Crow
>Main Bazaar

we /revolution/ boys

Nobledark
Born Leader
True Heir
Hyperion
Solais and Kriscarn
Fara Antor
The Aegis
Tatrenua
Hawk Griffin
Main Bazaar

This is a pure fucking power house of big beefy knights that travel around with the token waifu securing land and fucking stomping shit to death while building a kingdom

Nobledark
Skill thief, gotta have dat isekai edge
True heir so no one annoys me
Shifting rag
Mage sword
Theodore
Benjamin and Aegis
Kawaii griffon
Main bazaar
I'm going dungeoning with my bros to get loot and bitches. The world can wait.

>Kriscarn and the Hark Griffin were my second choices after Chosgarach and the Giant Crow

Are you me??? I was the post above yours

good luck. might wanna try actually studying though.

for what test are hello world level scripting skills supposed to be good for?

nobledark
born leader
marked hero
furtive hood
kriscarn and kodring
fara antor
wanderer and zerria
hawk griffin
castle hall

>easy to lose
If you're careful, it won't happen, just like being careless with the silence mask will fuck you up. I've done just about anything with glasses on. Maybe jumping from a plane would be risky.

Nobledark
Born Leader
Marked Hero
Astral Mark
Solais/Kriscarn
Theodore
Wanderer/Tatrenua
Hawk Griffin
Main bazaar

And of course I forgot the wind dagger. I'm gonna be a fucking AGI tank/support.

Thanks. Uh, it's a beginner level Java course. Hello world is about all I'm capable of.

Why would anyone choose nakama? It sounds great at first but then just get sad as fuck on your final life.

Fisher King

why the cock wouldn't you pick blue

Do you want a comfy zone of your own, Sup Forums?

Fury warriors in WoW? At least back in vanilla and BC.

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The important question is, are the zombies shamblers or runners.

if you don't choose hunter you're a faggot
if you don't choose fisher king you're an even bigger faggot

blue is op as fuck
pls nerf

Is this shit turn based or something?

>implying that satisfying one's own base desires will give one true happiness
>implying that after a while even that will get stale and an even greater sense of existential dread will consume you

ill stick to the shitty 3dpd world, user.

I'd just turn it into a study/self-improvement zone

>head in
>send several years studying and working out
>come out back into the real world a fit and intelligent god a few seconds later

Dream seems like a fucking nightmare

>take focus of the id and sword of transience
>kill everything

Well friend. You don't have to coddle yourself inside of it eternally. You may choose not to use it for anything other than sleeping (so that your day is not taken up so much by sleeping). That's the whole point of filling it with what you want. If you would like to not have any fulfilment of your base desires, you may choose to not have anything beyond a simple bed if you so choose.

It's up to you.

Several anons follow this philosophy, you might be surprised to know.

Nobledark
skill thief
Marked Hero
Solais
Furtive Hood
Theodore
The Aegis
Hawk Griffin
Main Bazaar

Grimdark
Good Friend
The true heir
Chosgarach(seems like it would be useful in a grimdark world)
Qvrllicui
The Aegis
cliff jackal
Privateers

>Only works when the user is awake
W-Why would you use a lightsaber in your sleep?

If the saber is stolen from you while you're sleeping, they can't activate it
If it gets stolen from you it's your fault for not gitting gud so you deserve the irony slash

>Wow! I love doing math when I'm relaxing playing my video games!

Noblebright
Good Friend
Marked Hero
The Hyperion + Solais
Theodore
Wanderer + Tatrenua
Hawk Griffin
Main Bazaar

Damn, these are melancholy as fuck.

Said nothing about the lightsaber being registered to you only.

Comfybright
Born Leader
Marked Hero
The Hyperion Armor
Khanda
Theodore
Tatrenua
Eastern Cat
Main Bazaar

Ultimate jolly-tier RPG adventure.

Oh good point
then it's probably just so that you don't stab yourself in your sleep, since you'll be clutching the damn thing all the time

road eternal and nakama are sad

id
watch of tranquility
thomas
interpretation 3

>This is actually pretty good

>Regardless of your location, it will always be the familiar food of home.
It's shit.
Half the fun of traveling is experiencing the local cuisine.

Comfybright
Good Friend
Marked Hero
Furtive Hood
Kriscarn
Theodore
Benjamin
Micaela
Eastern Cat
Main Bazaar

>no option to go full Konosubamode

This is actually a pretty sick game concept.

think its more so you dont starve to death if you get stranded in some shithole
you get free money nothings stopping you from buying local food

for those that dont know /tg/ has a thread dedicated to these

Which color would Christine pick?

Just roll some dice then.

Nobledark
Skill Thief
God's Chosen
The Hyperion & Chosgarach
Fara Antor
Benjamin & Aegis
Giant Crow
Putrid Slum

Do I roll for hit or crit first?

Nobeldark
Skill thief
marked hero
Astral Marks
Khanda with Kriskarn in my off hand (even if you don't use it you basically have limited flight and perma haste)
Witch Allyn
Arctora and Tatrenua
Hawk Griffin (becasue I'm magical as fuck and can practically fly anyway)
Bazaar


Spellswords are the coolest classes.

Noblebright
Skill Thief
The True Heir
Scarlet Cape
Kriscarn + Khanda
Witch Allyn
Wanderer + Benjamin
Eastern Cat
Castle Hall

Just a random special snowflake that appears outta nowhere. I want to put down a worldwide conspiracy and make myself a revered legend.

fuckin super glasses with only a 32gb capacity? fuck outta here gimmie dem unlimited arrows

>Nobledark
>Word Binder
>God's Chosen
>Shifting Rag
>Eurytus
>Qvrllicui
>Wanderer, and Erefexus
>Cliff Jackal
>Main Bazaar

NobleBright
Born Leader
The True Heir
Scarlet Cape
Khanda
Witch Allyn
Erefexus
Giant Crow
Main Bazaar

Most important things are born leader, true heir and scarlet cape. I'll usurp the current authority and install myself as king, using my powers of astral projection to create an omniscient surveillance state, transitioning the world to NobleDark. Then I'll just spy on my subjects for shits and giggles.

>Freebies
I can probably do without Forever Clean, but it's toggleable so whatever.
>Room Type
Uh, something regal with a courtyard garden is all I need.
>Entrance
Enter when dozing off in designated chamber in waifu's garden or by singing/humming/playing a song when under a tree.
>Physical Items
1. L-LEWD!!
2. Aesthetics
3. Stronk Gear
4. The Rest
5. /fa/bulous
6. Jam Session
7. /lit/ As Heck
8. /diy/ zone
>/out/
Laputa-style floating island works for me. Guess I'll make myself a plane/jet to fly around in with the /diy/ stuff.
>Companions
Waifu
Pomeranian or Arcanine
Waifu's Best Friends
>Abilities/Extras
1. Lesbify
2. Redesign
3. Reality Convert for the stuff I make
4. Size Up, Size Down
5. Multiply
6. HQ, HQ
7. Lasting Effects
10x Very Own Soul

I'd probably just make it my real home, especially since time is toggleable.

>World
Noblebright

>Inherent Power
Word Binder

>Birthright
True Heir

>Armor
Astral Mark

>Weapon
Khanda

>Companions
Wanderer
Erefeus

>Mount
Hawk Griffin

>Starting Location
Castle Hall

nigga you expect me to read that shit through all that jpg compression?

because you've defined what crit does, this would be solvable. but i'm not gonna do the math.

Focus of the Ego
Knife of Inevitability
Laura
Interpretation One

full-on tsukihime

if you don't pick the telepathic doggo you deserve to be eaten by zombies

>boards.fireden.net/v/thread/324758075/

personal fav choose thread

doggo
>suddenly it's just a brit comedy of a zombie apocalypse

I live in a densely populated area. So if we're talking hordes, i'm going to need the bow & arrow.

There's no need for glasses if I'm not shit at what I'm doing.