Why does midna have the market locked on shortstacks? Why aren't there any more?

Why does midna have the market locked on shortstacks? Why aren't there any more?

IMP

Even better question: why do so few people draw good "art" of her.
And don't give be that boogie shit. so goddamn disproportionate and faces look ugly.

Because most porn artists can't draw for shit

Is it midna thread time? I hope it is

Because most porn artists are failed artists who see anything like that or something people want as "low-hanging fruit" so the purposefully avoid it because they want to be taken seriously rather than farm and cultivate nerd sperm

You can choose not to believe me but I've done in-depth research on this by way of asking every single one why they don't do many popular characters and all the answers pretty much lead to "that's too easy I want to be taken seriously".

Makes sense. Thanks for the decent answer. Still makes me sad.

>Makes sense
Not to me, they're fucking retards. Either draw what you want or don't, if you stoop halfway between the two because you can't make money off one but still want to do it you're going to fail at both.

True form Midna > Imp Midna

I especially like art of TFM where she has nipples because in reality her breasts are completely exposed all the time and casual nudity is very arousing.

Yordles are pretty great. Check out BandleBro's stuff.

>True form Midna > Imp Midna
Shut
UP

Imp form best form.
I'd rather take cute and sexy over just sexy.

Lolicons need to die in fire.

>being this wrong

I like Boogies taste in Mario characters, they fit his art style.

Not even a lolicon, but I can still appreciate that compact THICCNESS. Plus, she comes off a bit slutty.

What kind of a lover would midna be?

The teasing kind. She do anything to make you squirm.

Selfish and cruel

Shit art

I'm not sure you could come close without it being called a Midna clone

Spoiled.

Acts like a child or a women. whatever is convenient at the moment.

The kind that eats food in bed leaving you to sleep in fucking crumbs

Superior waifu coming through

>The kind that eats food in bed leaving you to sleep in fucking crumbs
Its not that hard to wipe them away. I do it all the time.

What if she eats toast? You're fucked kid, sand comes out quicker.

Been there, done that. Its not that hard to get up.

Boastful and teasing yet, when it finally comes time, shy and reserved. Secretly wanting to be slowly caressed but truly craving to be ravaged.

You or whoever you sleep with needs to stop being such a disgusting slob

>just get up into the cold because some fucker ate toast in your bed

Just don't fucking eat in bed you dunderhead.

What about Yordles?

Never. Eating on the bed is too comfy to give up.

You're going to fucking hell.

Why? Beds are the new dinner tables I say.

Midna isn't a shortstacked.
You see... The "stacked" part of shortstacked, implies some kind of shelf-like anatomy. Say, a large set of protruding tits. Or a large protruding rear.

Minda has neither. She is just a regular imp.

Because everyone will forever compare them to Midna.

This pretty much

That looks uncanny and disgusting.

This thread is just for porn shit anyway, so you guys won't care what I post.

There's a no-nipple rule on Sup Forums, but thankfully these are planes and therefore they lack nipples.

And before you ask about the large things on their chest, it's obviously just additional fuselages. What you think are nipples are just fuel caps.

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There is a no "anthro" rule as well.

These are just planes, I dunno what you're on about. It's like Macross!

I didn't know this was a thing but keep going I'm interested to see where this ends.

This right here is merely an anti-fire device included in modern planes. It's the same kinda stuff you see come out of fire extinguishers.

This is merely GATTAI. Like I said, it's just like Macross! Macross had gattai, right?

Otherwise it's Getter and not Macross, but that's fine too.

>There are people who would draw dick girls, vore and scat before drawing vanilla shortstack porn

>I like blue humans

Fuck off, normie.

>not even Midna porn
>not even good furry porn

I promise you, this is standard procedure between mecha planes.

So how about that Ace Combat 7? I hope they don't make clouds a big gimmick. Might as well make this at least vaguely video games.

Her true form is better.

And this is the last page done so far. "Not Your Sky 2" by the guy known for drawing large breast-like pieces on planes. I decided to dump it because it was the first thing on Sadpanda.

What are you talking about, this isn't furry. Not a single animal in this pic.

>furry porn

Dude it's fucking airplanes.
Don't think it counts as furry.
Xeno...yes........since they aren't human.

As far as awful things to derail a thread go, plane on plane rape isnt too bad

To compensate and finish the derail, here's the original "Not Your Sky." Same artist. Slightly worse. You know the deal. Again, these are still merely planes. With legs. It's like Macross!

This one's only 4 pages, but I promise you the ending will show you why Not Your Sky 2 will be a commonplace derail in the future.

MERELY GATTAI

It's like Macross!

Standard procedure on plane-to-plane fire extinguishing. I'm certain this happened in Macross.

These look like mechanical sharks

And this is how that plane from Metal Gear Rising was born. That was a mating procedure, right? It was some shit like that. Either way, PLANE EGGS.

Nothing sexual at all.

That's all however, folks! Just like Macross, it ends in serious disappointment!

I wouldn't be shocked if the artist took a thing or two from sharktits.

Can I like both?

How tight would Imp Midna's pussy be?

Both is fine.

>Makes thread about Midna porn
>Nobody posts some of It
>Not even links

Explain

We got porn, it was just of flying mechanical sharks with balloon tits

>Midna is a firecrotch

What do you mean by good art? Baroque tier aret or what?

I saw the robot shark transformers gundam shit. One of them lays eggs In the end.

I'm talking about Imp Midna porn
P L E A S E

Midna can't be beat

Interesting...

Oh something is getting beat all right

I don't understand

This pleases me.

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Are tallstacks with shortstack proportions alright?

>will never have a shortstack gf
IM SO MAD

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imp midna's got the thicc audience, the loli audience, and the short audience all in one package

imp midna is a perfect waifu

I want to fug her

>because in reality her breasts are completely exposed all the time
Sorry to burst your bubble, but they wear shadows like clothes.

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>ywn get lifted, smashed, and fucked by an enormous, hot, thicc, redhead, smug nordic woman

why live

Jesus Christ man.

I had one. The height difference made a lot of things awkward. Kissing while standing was a huge pain because I'd have to bend over uncomfortably every time. 69'ing was essentially impossible. Spooning properly was also impossible. Laying down together was sometimes uncomfortable. It was also incredibly difficult to find anything that was a suitable height to fuck her while she was on her knees.

I refuse to believe that. Why would TFM wear regular clothes and shadow clothes? Does imp Midna wear shadow clothese too? No, she's naked. Therefore TFM is topless because she has the same patterns on her body that imp Midna does. Also that the marking on both his skin and "shadow clothes" shows that the dark area is his skin too.

>shortstack gf
>difficult to find anything that was a suitable height to fuck her while she was on her knees
>not holding her up in the air
DYEL user?

>Why would TFM wear regular clothes and shadow clothes?
Midna is royal, so she wears extra clothes as a status symbol. That's like asking why would you wear a jacket over a shirt?

>Does imp Midna wear shadow clothese too?
Most likely. No reason to believe she doesn't when the rest of the Twili do.

>No, she's naked.
No, she's not. The little Twili dude clearly shows that the blue part is their actual skin. If she was, she'd have nipples showing like he does.

>the dark area is his skin too.
You can clearly see it extend over his head and cover his hair, it's not skin.

Just let me enjoy my fetish.

Fair enough.

Zone's flash was gud tho

come on man, at least post the colored version

Why would yo discard the abnormal for the normal? You have a billion and one ways to get something like TFM, but Imps are few and far between.

its an unfortunate truth

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Midna needs a bigger hat

Last bump of the night

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L-lewd, this is a blue board Anom be carefull what you post.

Kiss her...goddamn it kiss her

Artists need to give midna different hairstyles instead of just using it as a hand