Paya is cute!

Paya is cute!

>Link can be snarky like the Bard from Bard's Tale

Sweet.

Why are Nintendo fans so god damn autistic and think Nintendo is somehow making the most technically impressive game ever? Seriously, so much autism.

What other games do you know of that have the characters reacting to the PC if their naked? None? Thought so.

Skyrim witcher and basically any RPG

where are you getting this idea that this is a thing?

I haven't noticed it. I am seeing balanced praise for the next iteration in a beloved franchise and the fucking cringeworthy framerate. i have yet to play the game but I mean if you have a chip on your shoulder, buddy you ain't hiding it well.

>bunch of western games no one cares about

What other game allows you to walk up to just about any tree, pull out an axe, and chop it down where it becomes a real physic based object in the game world?

None.

That's what I thought.

the graphics aren't super impressive but I still can't wait to play this game

Paya I'm LINK

TES? Since Morrowind, a game that came out 15 fucking years ago.

w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-where d-d-d-d-d-d-do you think the birth mark is?

Minecraft?

>i post argument
>post undertail
Not gonna respond again to your autism
A shit ton of indies
I might seem like im shitting on zelda but im not will get a copy of the Wii U version and play it on my PC t b h

So far all of the best games of this year have pretty shitty graphics. Nioh, Nier and this.

Does answering "Really, though?" actually lead to a different response?

So a big, cancerous mole?

Papaya means vagina in spanish

TP/WW have better artstyles

im not saying the game is bad, im just saying in terms of aesthetics

>Cute Shiek girls
>Cute Gerudo girls
Dammit, I don't have the time or the money but I want it for the waifus.
This makes it slightly less cute.

Link's got a good power stance going there

No it isn't.

It's trying really hard to be Ghibli-esque, with a complete misunderstanding of what makes Ghibli's style so iconic.

Link surprised

Link accepting his fate

It's not trying to be Ghibli-esque, quit projecting.

l-link's kind of cute too

its similar to this situation

Stop spoiling my game of the millenium reeee its not fair

Because it is. There is no other game with the breadth of polished features that Breath of the Wild has.

I like TP and I don't even think TP has a good art style.

Will he be in this game?

This person is probably saying bullshit but there are a lot of words in spanish for vagina: cucha, concha, panocha, rombo, etc.

At one of my early jobs some folks use the word "chips" as well.
>"This is user, he loooves him some chips"
>"S-sure, I love chips!"

Either shes really tall, or Link is a MANLET

why not both?

on her dick

Link is still growing. Shes clearly older than him.

>muh Ghibli
get the fuck out normie

Link has always been a manlet though.

isnt link like 15 in this game?
in basically every version of link he's never a fully grown adult, his teen versions are even his late teen years except maybe TP/OoT

Paya is a pedo!

>16
>pedo
America pls

Do catholic priests molest children?

>isnt link like 15 in this game?
Whats your point. I was about 5'8 at that age. Grew to 6' by 18 and 6'1 by 22.

#notallpriests

Witcher 3 is a better game in every imaginable way.

So I know the Switch framerates were apparently fixed, what about the Wii U ones? I'm not buying the Switch just for one game.

I just finished TW3. Honestly is looks worse in every aspect except muh graphics. But thats the only bar kids measure games by today. Which is pathetic.

...

Well we can't honestly know that until BotW releases and we compare the two.

Nah bruh

>What other games do you know of that have the characters reacting to the PC if their naked?
Literally majority of japanese porn games

Paya is LEWD!

>I hope he comes by and nocks an arrow for me
>It's been WAAAAY too long.
Nigga that's not even subtle.
She straight up said she wants Link to fuck her brains out.

WHAT THE FUCK

CENSOR THIS

Wtf i want this game now

Why do you come here solely to shit post?

Oh becuase witcher 3 features things like:
>using your hang glider to fly over enemies and drop bombs on them
>using fire magic to create up drafts for your hang glider
>knocking over trees
> and large enemies using them as weapons
>large enemies throwing smaller enemies that happen to be within reach at you
>puzzle game towers
>ect.
Wow user, you sure got them with your accurate comparisons. That's totally the same game play as a grounded gritty fantasy bounty Hunter Sim with almost no environmental reactivity and traditional combat and no platforming.
You sure make good comparisons user.

I finished TW3 recently and if BOTW is actualy worse than it, then I'll be incredibly disappointed.
I don't know why TW3 was praised so much. It was certainly a good game, but combat felt so restricted to me.

Link is too pure for this skank.

>this is the same Treehouse that censors Fire Emblem

>ywn notch Paya's arrow

wtf I hate the Treehouse now

They've been told by the new head honcho in Japan to knock that shit off because they're trying to win over the "mature" audience.

>not a virgin
aaand dropped!

Za ord teamu was bad foa company image. Zey habbu been deart wiss.

>Really, though?

I lol'd

HRPGs.

you don't know what physics are do you?

I'm not sure if this is a joke but it seems plausible since Iwata was still alive when Fates came out. Surely they realized the censorship drama wasn't winning them any friends.

>used goods slutwhore
no fucking way fag

Yo, maybe I'm just being an optimistic here and NoA isn't just treating their big projects with more respect than normal, but did they actually learn from consumer feedback about censorship?

whats on the next page?

She described exactly how she wants Link to nock that arrow.

You'll have to play to find out

Is that really her journal?

Even fucking fable has that you moron.

Nintendo's always been a good company about learning lessons. It's just that new staff gets cycled in and they have to learn the lessons again. It probably helped that Trump was elected president.

i took a long break from Sup Forums due to retards like you

fucking hell

goddamn

so this is the shiekah?

Just her wondering how a boy his age can wield a bow that big.

Nothing lewd.

this is also the same company that force japs to pay up to be Doodle Pals in Swapdoodle while US and EU gets scot-free.

Kimishima is weird with Nintendo

>physics based object
>apparently in mine craft when you chop down a tree it becomes an object you can stasis, hit, and ride through the air
>or a nearby enemy can pickup and use as a weapon
>or anything other than an inventory item for crafting or placing on a grid
Wew lad I want to play your version of minecraft.

Not without mods. Most stuff in Minecraft doesn't have physics and Notch decided against it early on in development. Even for those that have tried to add it, it's a nightmare because of the games spaghetti code.

I believe Dota does that.

Why aren't real life autists this cute?

Because most of them are male.
Autistic girls are very cute.

It's so depressing that Witcher 3 is getting so much praise. It's the exact opposite of where gaming needs to be going right now -- a game with complete ass gameplay that relies on its writing and graphics to pull it out from absolute mediocrity.

But it's success is no wonder. It's dark and gritty and paints videogames as a whole in a more 'mature' light which sad gamers and gaming 'journalists' looking for validation in their hobby can wave in front of the mass population. The perfect follow-up to the massive hit that is Game of Thrones.

Nobody could ever be as snarky as the Bard.

I want to piledrive Paya!

>It's dark and gritty and paints videogames as a whole in a more 'mature' light
You realize you're saying this about the game where the protagonist plays hide and seek with a bunch of kids and goes searching for goats and pans.

Are there bird girls?

Papaya is slang for pussy in latin ameican .

left ass cheek

LOOK
AT
ALL
THOSE
JAGGIES

Look at that shitty scene kid gif.

Would the AA really be worth losing 10 more frames?

The Witcher 3 is being praised for a lot more than its graphics and writing. The writing isn't even that good. CDPR just did a really great job at developing a very vibrant, lively, and interesting open world.

I actually despise open world games and the trend that has hit gaming recently, but TW3 actually does open world "right". The quests actually take you to interesting side-locations with cool self-contained stories that makes the world feel a lot more properly alive than other games.

I never finished the game (and I pirated it in the first place), since I got bored doing a bunch of quests in that huge city, and the combat is simply not engaging, but the open-world aspect was done better than any other game that has ever come before it.

And how much do you think its fanbase or the media brings that trait of Geralt to the forefront?