Glad you could make it, Uther

Glad you could make it, Uther

Aasasu: Glad you could make it, Usaa--senpai...
Usaa: Watch your tone with me, baka. You may be the fuku shachou, but I'm still your senpai as a otaku.
Aasasu: As if I could forget. Listen Usaa-senpai, there's something about the doujin you should know.
Aasasu: Iieee, it's already begun. These lines may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before it sells out!
Usaa: Nani?!
Aasasu: This entire kon must be packed!
Usaa: How can you even consider that!? There's got to be some other way inside!
Aasasu: Dame, Usaa-senpai! As your future shacho, I order you to cut in line!
Usaa: You are not my shacho yet, boy! Nor would I obey that command even if you were!
Aasasu: Then I must consider this an act of Fushin!
Uther: FUSHIN DESU KA!? Have you lost your mind, Aasasu-san!?
Aasasu: Boku wa? Aasasu-senpai, by my right of Nindou and the sovereignty of Lordaeron High, I hereby relieve you of your command, and suspend your otaku from service.
Jaina: Aasasu-kun! You can't just--
Aasasu: Tadaaa! Those of you who have the will to get this doujin, follow me. The rest of you... get out of my sight.
Usaa: You've just cut a terrible line, Aasasu.
Aasasu: Jaina-san?
Jaina: Gomennasai, Aasasu. I can't watch you do this...

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You just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.

Wouldn't miss it for the world, lad
Let's get purging!

obligatory

I never see people post the original any more, the cooking one took over

Uther: Glad I could make it, Arthas.

Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.

Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!

Arthas: What?!

Uther: This entire city must be purged.

Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.

Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!

Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.

Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.

Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?

Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.

Jaina: Uther! He can't just--

Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.

Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.

Jaina: ...Arthas?

Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this.

Are there any good characters that were introduced in WoW?

Or are the only good ones the same recycled ones from WC3?

>*ding*
>it is done


never gets fucking old

>tfw we will never have a warcraft 4

Varian was a man of legend

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>even if you were my king I wouldn't obey that command
That's retarded. If your king tells you explicitly to do something you fucking do it. They live in a monarchy for crying out loud. You wouldn't argue with your military superior if he told you to fucking do something.

>this is the "hero" that has a fucking temple dedicated to him
Absolutely fucking disgraceful.

kys

I'm watching all the warcraft cutscenes and there's 3 chapters I don't remember at all

It's chapter three four and five in the orc intro where they sail to kalimdor

I don't remember this at all, thrall stops in some island in the middle of the way and theres murlocs and shit

yrel was pretty good literally built for sex and im not even a goatfucker

>yrel
>not nyami

And as we all well know, no king was ever deposed or betrayed and nobody ever rebelled ever.

>suspenderoni your pepperoni

I loved Fandral Staghelm because he actually gave the Night Elves some personality

But then they went "lol we need a miniboss" and killed him off

>knew this was gonna get posted before opening the thread
>mfw reading it
>"they may look al dente now"

Varian, nu-Gul'dan, Garrosh

varian is fucking awful

>people rebel
>the king dies

a man died this is terrible just because people did a terrible thing doesnt mean its not retarded to also do it

i liked Bolvar Fordragon, until they turned him into lich king

>You wouldn't argue with your military superior if he told you to fucking do something.
even though I think arthas was in the right, if your military superior commands you to just go out and murder tons of random civilians (especially if it's your own countrymen) then yeah, I would totally understand someone not wanting to do that.

those are part of a "custom campaign" in frozen throne, but chronologically that campaign happened while the orcs sailed to kalimdor, and thats why the maker of that video added them there.

A cardboard stand in of a lamp would have made a more satisfying character. At least I will never have to her that over the top accent again.

Saurfang is pretty decent. Although does that really count as he is the player character from 1/2?

It was the demo you underage

kids who were born when WC3 was released are 15 years old now

Is lordaeron still a kingdom?

What is stormwind in relation to loraderon?

Don't bother, WoW butchered all the lore.

Lordaeron belongs to the Forsaken now, the kingdom's undead former inhabitants free of the Scourge's will. Unwanted by the Alliance for obvious reasons, they joined the Horde to fight the Scourge and remain with them ever since.
Stormwind considers Lordaeron lost. One is the leader of the Alliance while the other is a member of the Horde, so they're not friends.

lordaeron is pretty much fully taken over by the forsaken at this point

I want to finish this game, but that shitty orc campaign mission where I need to collect 15k wood killed my interest to go any further.

Is that scale 960 MILES long?
I don't think it belongs on a WoW map

So undead characters start in the eastern kingdoms?

what do the forsaken want?

here's a better map

Arthas was in the right.

The keks justify the memes.

This is the best one desu.

>Have I lost my mind, Uther?

99% of forsaken are just undead humans from lordaeron who now feel they are owed a home in the world and defend it

they're mostly enemies of the Scourge and any (living) humans, with an "offense is the best defense" approach

Vengeance against the Lich King (Check)
Dominance of the lands they once called their own (Check)
Drive out Scarlet cunts (Check)
Kick the furries out of their peninsula to make that half of the sub-continents officially theirs (Check)
Perfect their plague weapons (Check)
Secure a future for their rotting kind through alchemy/Valkyrie magic(WIP)

Was loraderon unrelated to stormwind before or part of the same kingdom?

Two separate human kingdoms
Having different monarchies kind of gives it away

Citizens of Dalaran, raise your eyes to the skies and observe!

Lordaeron was one of the Eastern Kingdoms (hence the name of the continent), which also include Stormwind, Ironforge, Stromgarde (dead), Gilneas, Alterac (dead), Quel'Thalas (not a kingdom anymore).

You missed the best mission ending in the game

[Spoiler] I cheated to get the wood srsly fuck u blizzard [/spoiler]

Scarlet cunts?

Furries?

Plague weapons?

I didn't really know anything about stormwind, don't remember it from wc3

QUEL'THALAS SHINES ONCE AGAIN

That was a great mission though.

Scarlet Crusade are a Spanish inquisition type deal, fanatics who originally were PURGING THE UNDEAD but have now gone to PURGING ALL NON-HUMANS. They're holed up in Lordaeron and Northrends.

Furries = Gilneans, the Kingdom of Gilneas got cursed to become the Worgen

Plague weapons are just the Forsaken's way of doing shit, they're big on biological warfare with catapults with toxic goo and shit

Stormwind was the human kingdom from the original Warcraft. It was destroyed by the Orcs in the first war, but was rebuilt when the Dark Portal closed and the Horde was defeated.

Does Sylvannas secretly want Arthas' dick?

stormwind isn't really in wc3 at all, the whole of the southern eastern kingdoms doesn't really feature

Arthas was in the right to purge Stratholme. The real problem was that he himself was conflicted by the killing of his own subjects (as necessary as it was), and this made him hate Mal'Ganis enough to seek any means of destroying him. If he was just stone-cold socioopath about it, who didn't care about his people, he wouldn't have given enough of a shit to get corrupted by Frostmourne.

>doomguy refuses order from superior to kill civilians
>Sup Forums's hero
>uther refuses order from superior to kill civilians
>history's greatest monster

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How was Dalaran rebuilt?

magic
duh

Why didn't Archimonde just build a giant sandcastle of all of Azeroth and step on it?

Why is lich the most op hero