Remember when EA took the first part of the Divine Comedy and turned it into a God of War clone?

Remember when EA took the first part of the Divine Comedy and turned it into a God of War clone?

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I fucking loved it, I remember the OOMPH effect of blasting hell spawn with crosses of light

Honestly, it was mechanically much better than GoW somehow, though that admittedly doesn't take much.
Everything else about it was so fucking bad though, I don't like describing something as cringeworthy but this game is exactly that, I can't find any other adjective to describe it, except maybe american.

I liked it, i want to see more book and literature adaptions/lean ons from past times.

Cleopatra and the lust level gave me so many awkward boners as a teen.

remember when EA LITERALLY sent 100$ checks to journalists as part of their advertising campaign for this game, with a note saying "keep the check = greed = sin"?

EA published many strange games before. Shadows of the Damned is another one.

Interestingly, Castlevania's reboot feels more like a Dante's Inferno clone than a GoW clone - BUT I forget which of those came out forst.

Dante i think
should've sent hookers to deliver that check and then choose, money or sex

Remember when EA paid people to protest outside their offices claiming the game is Satanic?

Remember when they pushed back the release date because they needed an extra month to accurately program the physics on Satan's dangling donkey penis?

Some of the best set pieces I've ever seen in the game. They really are able to make each of the rings of Hell feel creepy and terrible. Gluttony made me so fucking uncomfortable, and killing the unbaptized babies was fucking disgusting.
All in all good game, 7/10

>killing people
You're in hell, they're already dead.

I remember Cleopatra having demon babies come out of her nipples or whatever they were.

I don't like how each circle of hell was a different length and got a different amount of detail.

>Gluttony
>Kill Cerberus
>Walk through one room full of vomit
>The end

>The Malabolge
>fuck it guys we ran out of money
>just make a few challenge arenas and call it a day
>LEL LOL DO 15 AERIAL COMBOS TO CONTINUE

yeah, and it was pretty good

>just make a few challenge arenas and call it a day
>LEL LOL DO 15 AERIAL COMBOS TO CONTINUE

except this shit

Remember when they commissioned a fucking REPRINT OF THE DIVINE COMEDY WITH THIS SHIT ON THE COVER?

Yes, and it was fucking great.
Why can't EA make fun games anymore?

Its actually pretty obvious that those were advetisors now that I think about it.
The signs are basically ads, look at those perfectly replicated ea logos.

yeah that was cool
yeah that was not cool

what a waste of a great theme for a game

Remember when it actually turned out to be good?

Too bad we're probably never getting a sequel with Dante slashing and dashing through Mount Purgatory.

Remember when it wound up shitting all over GoW by virtue of being 60 FPD?

*FPS

>Game litterly ends in "to be continued"
>been 7 years

Reminder they chose dead space over this

Reminder dead space is now a dead franchise

>you can change the difficulty of the game anytime you want

Shame they ran out of ideas/money towards the end and made the last circles just mechanic challenges, the game is overall pretty awesome

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Those nipples, though.

Just imagine that sitting on someone's bookshelf.

Dead Space 1 and 2 are objectively better games than DI.

The beginning reminds me of no way fag.

>TRANSLATED BY HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW on the front cover as if the kind of person who would buy this book even knows who that is

>The only thing stopping people from buying one of the most renowned works of the 14th century is it's lack of video game artwork.
I'm glad I don't think like EA

They really are... EA really fucked up 3. Forced it to be faster pace action game, who asked for another action game? How many copys sold, and how many awards were won on the solid survival horror of the first two? And fuck two is honestly a little too much action but its still my favorite. Those fucking raptor things that give you the clever girl trophy.

Funny story, I was playing it with a friend and when I realized they were distracting you while another comes from the side I immediately thought of Jurassic Park and called them Clever Girls! My friend picked it up and when we got the trophy we started yelling our heads off.

Anyway, third game had too fast of a pace, not enough amazing space sections, and forced black man for coop that almost no one used.

>that finishing thrust
l-lewd!