User-kun, are you going to protect those eyebrows?

user-kun, are you going to protect those eyebrows?

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I want to play as those eyebrows

ugly whore

why is japan so genuinely unfunny? why are they so consistently bad at comedy? can anyone answer this, because i have never seen a humorous comic made by an asian

except those korean comics, those are ok

Sure

No, there's only one Zelda for me.

Get your hands off of my wifebrows.

Getting utterly buried in WW2 sapped all humour from their nation's culture. Germany has the same problem.

Yeah my bro American Pie "comedy" is so much better, I never get tired of vomit jokes.

Holy shit! Kill it with fire

Did thou marry the brows or the girl? There's more hair than woman so it's hard to tell.

Their brain is just wired differently, they're good at solving logical problem but in exchange they cannot understand the concept of comedy for the vast majority.

>she will never fart into her hair and let you smell it
jdimsa

ok look, i know you must be upset for some reason im not sure of, but you dont ACTUALLY think that japan produces good comedy do you? no one can have such bad taste, can they? please user, i implore you to ease my worries and tell me you do not legitimately think that japan has ever consistently put out good humor

this has nothing to do with american comedy being better, but it has everything to do with japan being painfully unfunny; dont bring other countries into this

Don't ever talk to my brows or my sons brows again.

SZS was funny

Sauce.

If you cant recognize one of the most well know porn artists you need to eat my ass and fuck off

Too late niggers touched em. She's ugly as sin but at least she was pure. Now she's not even that.

who the fuck recognizes western porn artists?

I'm sorry I don't have a photographic or categorical mind for porn.

What are you even saying now, that all comedy is shit?

*pops zit*

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>what if we make zelda the worst waifu in he game

what did they mean by this?

Should be Legoman's.

The Goron lady is worse.

>spoonfeeding

That comic is meant to be more cute than funny. Maybe you should go outside and be more social and maybe you'd understand.

Thanks.

Whore zelda

GET BACK IN YOUR HOLEEE!

Tell us what your god-like taste in comedy consists of.

I'd be happy to be enlightened because I clearly need to have someone else tell me what good comedy is.

If I had to choose between making someone happy and lose nothing or just lose nothing I'd pick the former.

I've fucking never heard this name before
most well known my fucking ass

no
its like what happens if you dont beat your kids
they become a piece of shit
instead of having him learn how to google image search hes gonna spam sauce in every thread he can and feel entitled for an answer

japanese people are awfully mad that their nationality isnt funny

sorry

spoonfeeding newfags will just make more newfags ask for more spoonfeeding, in a never-ending cycle
you'd know if you weren't a newfag

I'm going to cum on them!

maybe its time to stop being a bitter asshole. people are growing up.

The crop is way too small

no ur not

Fuck you.

>western porn

Jap porn is all generic shit

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people. That looks fucking nasty.

Are there even any good waifus in BOTW? It seems like it's way more of a husbando-centric game, as if Link himself wasn't evidence enough.

Bane?

If I wanted to fap, Id jack off to porn
If I wanted to read cringy porn dialogue, id read hentai

You're a nice guy

How can people still be hyped over Zelda games, honestly?

bAnE?

Most Zeldas are boring and generic, but at least the TP princess looked good and looked a bit like a cold bitch, which was hot.

Blonde Zeldas are the epitome of generic.

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I agree, Zelda should be black for increased diversity and tolerance

NANI?

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*it was an hologram*

fucking kill yourself tvcuck

Those eyebrows need to get even bigger. Like Satsuki big!

there's a hentai for everything user, this is just retardation

if we're talking 2d porn, hentai was way better art than that western shit

SOMEBODY

SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

For you.

>he finds Yotsuba unfunny
How is this not an instaban?

ONCE

>Zelda
>Post's legoman's oc cosplaying as Zelda

Nigga wat

You can't judge Japan's comedy until you've seen Cromartie High School dubbed.

>getting butthurt over porn of a nintendo character

I'm fairly sure Cromartie's humor is exactly the kind of humor user doesn't like, which really makes you ponder what humor he DOES like.

>dubbed
>Watching anything that has Norio Wakamoto in it dubbed

TOLD ME

It is a big sacrifice, but its worth it.

There would be no oldfags without newfags.

That one with the blabbering parrot seems pretty funny.

THE WORLD

damn straight

What if her anus is hairy? would you still?

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Ryozu and his seven henchmen was legitimately one of the funniest movies I have seen in years

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At least the japanese didnt get shamed and castrated for the next 70 years, lmao

Because those comics are made by the japanese equivalent of redditors, so it's bound not to be funny.

Sakamoto desu ga was pretty funny though.

Probably because there aren't any jews in Japan

Has she been GERUDO'D yet?

Did your dad beat you too much?

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>It's burger bragging about atomic bomb made by Jew episode

eyebrows can't barp

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I beat my little brother all the time and now he's a thug, terrible parent advice.

Getting real sick of this, brap-posting is for 3DPD only, 2D girls are pure and they don't fart

2D girls fart a LOT louder and a LOT more often when embarrassed.

Honestly this is a good question. Be it anime, vidya or even live action movies their attempt at humor always came off as juvenile and childish to me.
They love to insert this type of humor in the middle of serious moments which is just even more jarring.

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DELETE YOUR POST

Try it sometime, ask to touch their ears or nose.

This is true. In anime, the "comedy" consists of overeating to something slightly out of normal. Pic related.

that comic isn't an attempt at comedy at all, though. also, it doesnt even look like a jap made it

>cumtears