Kickstand fails

HaHAHA!
NINTENDOOMED!
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>keep pushing it and hitting hit with his hand
>it eventualy fall
>WOOOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NOT TO PUSH IT AROUND? BUGGED STAND MECHANICS

>Nintendrones will defend this

>he doesnt wait for the switch xl including 2 kickstands

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

nintendolife.com/news/2017/02/dont_worry_the_nintendo_switch_kickstand_is_designed_to_snap_off

>push a glass filled with water around
>it tips over
WOOOOOOOOW thank's Nintendo, my water spilled all over!

>Glass of Water fail: Watch me spill water everywhere like a retard
that'll get some views!

Litterally all they had to do was put it in the center, and make it a bit wider.

Did they literally spend ten cents putting this piece of shit together? This is a new low, even for Nintendo.

But really, is anyone going to use the fucking kickstand? The screen is way too small to use it like this anyway.

The first time I saw this mode I knew right away I'd never use it.

>we produced this as a joke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENDO IS DEAD

>put kick stand out
>shove the bicycle
>it falls over

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>stand only on one side

Who designed this shit?

Looks like the "Are you a fucking retard who struggles to complete basic tasks?" clips at the beginning of an infomercial.

Holy shit thanks OP cancelling my pre-order to buy Horizon: Zero Dawn™ only on Playstation 4™ and Playstion 4 Pro™.

based CNet causing mass butthurt from fort nintendrone

THIS GUY IS DSP

Reminds me of those commercials trying to sell some piece of shit for absolute retards who knock over things on purpose.

what did they mean by this?

The irony

>pull gun out
>accidentally pull the trigger
>kill my wife

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW??

preorder cancelled, the kickstand was the only thing i was looking forward to on the switch
how can nintendo do this to me?
all i wanted to do is mash my big fucking gorilla fists on the switch and slap it around, but now i know the kickstand can't even handle me giving it a standing kick

false advertising!

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>How to destroy your imaginary journalistic integrity

I don't even care that it's nintendo, this video is ridiculous. What has become of man?

Wow that really does look like a huge problem. Whenever I'm gaming I have people randomly pushing my screen too!

>nintendo uses cheap hardware

more news at eleven
Nintendo is like the chinese of consoles

Oh, so when you push something over, it falls? Wow.

It really does

IT'S OVER! SONY WON! HAHAHA

>first comments are literally "delete this"

Apex kek

REALLY makes you think.

youtube.com/watch?v=WD10-PTULBo

>1 minute of video is enough to cause the buttdevastation of 1 million nintendo fans

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

I dont actually care but guns have safeties to avoid acidentally killing someone.

>Keep kicking it till it falls
>It falls
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

>simulate normal movement that would happen if you used the switch out of the house or anywhere except on a kitchen counter surrounded by padding
>FUCKING FAGGOT HE'S JUST MAKING NINTENDO LOOK BAD!!!!!!!!!!
This is a literal selling feature Nintendo is advertising, and it doesn't work. Why even bother including a kickstand if a light breeze will knock it over? This just makes that plane scenario even more absurd, any turbulence will send this fucking thing flying

>put my dick in your mom
>keep putting it in
>ejaculate

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT NINTENDO

>CNET
>Forcefully breaks the kickstand
>complains that its no good

yet their only ones that have an issue with it and its magnetic and can be reattached with no issues.

it falls why too easily

it does look flimsy to be fair

>nintendo markets switch as a portable console to be used during plane rides, train trips and on picnic tables
>kickstand is absolutely terrible
its okay when nintendo does it

>330 €

Cnet still exist? Its not really surprising they would publish something so fucking retarded when they've been irrelevant for the past however many years. Good to see they hired DSP though.

Why would Nintendo ever send another product to these clowns early?

A light breeze could knock this thing over.

>muslim currency

really makes you think

You can't see it spilling, so in my head it's like

>MOM, WHAT THE FRICK, DAD IS DIABETIC, WHY ARE YOU POURING HIM Coca-Cola(tm)
>HONEY, NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, IT'S WAS MY TURN, FUCK YOU

They clearly go out of their way to knock it down, but you would think that Nintendo would include a proper kickstand.

Is there a $40-50 OFFICIAL kickstand that you have to buy seperate?

>kickstands of tablets are normally in the middle
what did Big N mean by this?

You mean that shitposters are samefags and a vocal minority at less than 1%?

How do you explain the DS and 3DS being virtually indestructible then, friend?

>simulate normal movement
Not buying a switch, but I'm pretty sure normal movement doesn't involve pushing on the device to purposely snap off the stand. The whole idea of a kickstand is dumb anyway. Just use one of those phone/tablet stands then emulation fags are always shilling.

>implying you would push it around like a retard when playing
What is this supposed to prove?

why didnt they put at least 2 of those shits

>implying i will ever use the stand

>joycons are still plugged in
damage control incoming but id bet money its more stable without them

98% disliked the vid kek

A stand this small in the middle would be just as useless though

he does anyone remember this gem?

youtu.be/jqCM4_wkJd4

kickstand works fine, cnet is literally the only ones making a big deal about it

also it can be reattached if it breaks off because of the magnet lock in

That their channel is clickbait tier, I guess.

I thought I was insane. I seriously don't see it spilling at all.

WHy didnt they just put 2 of these on the back instead of 1? its not like theres no room

I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>kick the legs out from under my friend
>he falls flat on his face

what a fucking fail can't even stand up right on his own

wrong faggot, i hope you don't have guns

They call it a kickstand and you can't even use your foot to lock it in place.

Fucking Nintendo can't keep getting away with this!

Wouldn't want to up the price to $350

>put two kickstands
>CNET makes a video where they push it over
>"Why didn't they just put 3 kickstands?"

this actualy looks good xD

There probably isn't, the stand is engraved into the plastic shell. I would guess there's either a battery or a heatplate on the right

This.


WOOOOW BICYCLES ARE POORLY MADE HAHAH WHAT A FAILURE

no you piece of shit

>put can of coke on a table
>push it over
>coke goes everywhere

cans are a stupid invention. Completely useless!

looks like we have a new clickbait king

This is the most idiotic video I've ever seen

...

leave

>works fine
>can be easily knocked over

No, if Nintendo were remotely consumer friendly, they would have put 2 kickstands on the back. The only reason why they have deliberately put only one on the back is to sell you a peripheral stand for on the go.

youtu.be/UVKsd8z6scw?t=85

WOOOOW

lol

dsp trieeeeeeees it

comment section is full of nintenyearolds

>the whole family freaks out

Kek

No, i was talking bout the Horizon ad faggot.

>It has a fan
So, Nintendo babbies, what will you do when the fan shits the bed, and it gets noisy, and overheats, and gets noisier.
Fucking lol at nintenbabbies, just LOL

>NINTENTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHA
How can they even defend this?

Typical mudskin trying to get attention out of it.

>CNET

oh please don't tell me this is my boy Bakalar

good thing nintendo is dying this year, we won't have to put up with them much longer

try harder you pathetic autist

How many levels of irony is this thread operating on? I can't tell anymore.

>Going out of his way to do everything he can to make it fall over

Sonybronys literally on suicide watch grasping at straws.

Ok, the last one really confuses me. So someone help clarify this for me if I've misunderstood what had happened.

>kickstand out
>finally remove joycon
>literally push Switch over with said joycon

That is what happened, right? If you're playing a game with your hands that close to the thing, keep in mind that this would also cover up the screen you're trying to play off of, you must be retarded.

>People actually believe this

Sonyfag so BTFO that this is the best they have left.

you know what I'll say it

I no longer see 'nintendrone' as an insult anymore, it's more of a compliment really