So how do we fix Sup Forums?

So how do we fix Sup Forums?

no more console wars

Move all zelda/switch retardation to /vg/

Do these threads even amount to anything?

There is no hope for this board.

Nope.

take a page from Joe Rogan's book Jiu-Jitsu Unleashed: A Comprehensive Guide To The Worldýs Hottest Martial Arts Discipline, purchasable at Amazon.com
and chill out

its literally unfixable

this board is full of contrarian shitposting, shills and memes, and its only good if you go looking for those things for some reason

serious discussions are no longer possible. its dead, jim

They never do.

We need the heavy moderation that Sup Forums gets.

>go into a Zelda thread
>bunch of people pretending to be Sony fans sobbing and killing themselves as if its original
>go into a Horizon thread
>exact same thing but backwards

Get rid of the entire fucking board. This place hasn't had the capability for actual discussion since TBC was still the current WoW expansion.

Become /jp/
A totally relaxed board where everyone is chill and just has fun posting about video games

By removing /qa/ and rangebanning anyone who ever posted there.

Make that meme where the capatcha is a video game real. Make it Riku on proud or something.

You can't. The entire userbase is underage and retards

Don't worry, the mods do not do what hiroshima nagasaki say they should. This thread will be deleted any minute now, and you will be banned.

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DELETE Sup Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should've been on Sup Forums when there was a "rules discussion" general that was literally an untouchable porn dump and shitposting thread that lasted for two weeks. It was hilarious.

>lefties are breaking down

take it easy

IP RANGE BAN ALL PHONEPOSTER MAJOR CARRIERS

PHONEPOSTERS CAN STILL LURK BUT MUST BUY A Sup Forums PASS TO POST

IF PHONEPOSTERS BREAK THE RULES, THEIR PASS GETS REVOKED

>one thread
We already had one thread. This thread is a violation of board rules.

Fix the falseflag problem

Ban phone posters, or heavily restrict them.
Ban goldface/wojak image posting
Add word filters for OP posts such as "now the dust has settled" and other meme type shitposting

It'll work for about a month until new memes take their places and phone posters find a work around.

In other words, you can't fix Sup Forums.

>split up v into vw and ve (westerns nd eastern), this separates waifu posters from people who hate waifu posters and stops tons of arguments.

>maybe have vb for vidya and random for those off topic threads that people often want here.

I already can't post from my phone carrier.

I just like to watch the trainwrecks. Why else would I come here? I even get my daily dose by watching the end credits of Legion.

>their pass gets revoked

Do you even know how a pass works? You still get banned

More mods. Mods need to start enforcing rules 2, 3, and 4. Public executions. Put the fear of the mods = gods back into the newfags who think this board is only for shitposting with a video game flavor.

100% agree

As always, drastically increase the reply timers. Gives the mods and jans more time to clean up garbage, gives people more time to think about and type out what they want to write.

no phone posting allowed
wojak face and console war filter

easy

ban everyone who uses "shill", "fun", "cuck", "immersion", "aesthetics", "APOLOGIZE" and "what went wrong/right?"

then permaban all confirmed actual shills

This place can't be fixed. It's too submerged in feces, autism, contrarianism, and shitposting to ever become remotely productive at this point.

I like Wojaks though

THIS
THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM IS THAT THE MODS DON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE MOOT HAD THE RETARDED IDEA THAT ALL MODS SHOULD BE GLOBAL
WE NEED BOARD-SPECIFIC MODS WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THE BOARD AND ITS CULTURE
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN THOUGH SO THINGS WILL CONTINUE TO BE SHIT FOREVER

hahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ban console war threads

You guys remember when Hiro first came into power and then there were public bans everywhere on this board? We need that.

Ban console war shitposting.

What's the problem with phone posters?
Its easier than always having a computer on, if you're playing a game or any elsewhere you can still browse.

ban OP

Removed biased people

I can't post from my phone anymore. Someone in the area was banned for shitposting with their phone apparently.

Why do some of you have to ruin it for the rest of us?

Ban consolewojaks

Ban "sonygger" and all its derivatives
Ban "nintendrone" and all its derivatives
Ban "pcuck" and all its derivatives

Have mods that actually do their job and instantly delete blatant flamewars and off-topic and/or NSFW shit like all the brap and JAV shit

There I fix 90% of all the problems with Sup Forums

Wojak edits with shitty beanies with logos on them is the worst fucking thing thing to happen to a common image on Sup Forums.

Nobody takes them fucking seriously yet there's dozens of them that get shitposted non-stop in lieu of an argument

Ban Sup Forums completely.
Allow Sup Forums to rule this board.

Make threads where people play video games like Age of Empires or Street Fighter or Mario Kart or Titanfall or Final Fantasy XIV or Overwatch or Bomberman Live.

Give a warning or three day ban to every sperg who starts derailing a thread after he gets triggered over an anime image.

There's reddit gaming for serious discussions and reddit games for me mes we can do that

Just reboot the board, simple as that.

Shut it down for a week or 2 without warning then bring it back up.

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If you don't post at least three decent discussion threads for every two hours you spend on Sup Forums, you're part of the problem.

You can't complain about the board if you're not trying to make it better.

bring back dubs

>being this buttblasted

>So how do we fix Sup Forums?
By filtering the catalog.

Don't change shit because we don't need nazi mods and we don't need your shitty autistic rules

In other words, ban everyone. Great idea, I move to nuke the whole board as well.

against each other, i might add. Matchmaking threads. So you can shitpost ingame and on the thread and maybe have a stream or soemthing

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More like how do we fix Sup Forums?

Permaban anyone who uses these.

Wheres the Xbone puppet?

>EXPERIENCE WITH THE BOARD AND ITS CULTURE

This is not a good idea since it doesn't closely identify slow changes over time like all the reddit shit that has been happening over the years.

This

GOOD, NOW BAN MORE PHONE CARRIERS.

SHITPOST ON A PHONE = PASS TAKEN AWAY = NO MORE POSTING UNLESS YOU BUY ANOTHER

PHONEPOSTERS LITERALLY SHITPOST ON THE TOILET AND BANEVADE IN SECONDS, THEY OFFER NO BENEFIT TO THIS WEBSITE

BUY A PASS IF YOU WANT TO POST ON PHONE, IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD $20 A YEAR THEN YOU NEED TO GET A JOB

In his dick

You just look like someone who hates Nintendo

I dislike console war shit posting myself but I just find wojak edits to be fuckin gold.
Like this one for example, I'm both a WiiU owner and a PS4 owner and this sums up how I felt post E3 2015 perfectly.

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he's irrelevant. no one has an xbox except dudebros, they don't dwell here.

This is what everyone should be doing. Instead of responding to everything that makes you mad, filter it.

Delete Sup Forums
I'm tired of niggermod and their tumblr parasite agenda driven censorship hobby having a foot hold on our freedom site.

FUCK YOU. We need more mods, and we need you fucking newfags banned and forced to lurk. We need Sup Forums rules 2, 3, and 4 strongly enforced. I want to start seeing public executions again. I want you newfags to know that the mods = gods.

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the answer lies within your heart, you know what must be done

I just post from my phone cause its easier.

You're cancer

Legalize AI-chan

Ban everyone.

I'm just dissapointed with my WiiU is all. I wanted Metroid.

But the example you posted is true. What's your point?

same here

>the only one with a derogatory term is Sony

Wow what an unbiased, not-botted poll

You are the problem

Mods are fags kill yourself.

delete porn threads more vigilantly

do absolutely nothing else any differently than how the board currently operates

fuck off kike

Ban everyone complaining about a board bias. Seriously, these parasites just perpetuate console war paranoia. The kind of thing that's been eating away at this place's sanity for years and years.

What's the point of this thread if nothing is gonna change?
Why not have this thread after talking to hire to have a ballot for new rules?

This thread is just spouting ideas and things you personally hate.

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Allow daily loli video games thread.

*hiro

In other words, change nothing.

The problem is that it's not even a funny train wreck anymore. This board has ALWAYS been stupid but it has utterly stagnated with the same shit getting posted day in and day out.

>Frogposters
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>There is no such thing as a perfect ga- and all of its fucking variants
>DELETE THIS
>Generic console war bullshit
>IT'S OVER, _____ WON
>_______GGERS/PKEKS BTFO
>Brain activity threads

And so on.

Shut the fuck up with your bullshit already.

AGDQ 2017 never got a sticky until there was a block of Mario games, and IMMEDIATRLY after rthe block ended it was unstickied and never stickied again.

if people followed current rules most shit people say here , wouldn't be needed to be said

Nuke /vg/ while you're at it.

see my solution here These Would be instantly banned. Don't you agree this would immediately clean up this board?

Fuck console warriors