RPG

>RPG
>shopkeeper gets angry if you don't buy something

>shopkeeper murders you if you steal his stuff and then come back

>on quest to save the world
>can't let go of a sword or a couple potions

>shop keeper is a gay

What if he heard that story before? Should he give his stuff away to everyone claiming to be a hero?

>potions are too strong for customer
>customer gets angry

as a kid I'd buy something just so the shopkeep wouldnt get mad at me, or if i was low on gp id just close my eyes and yell so i couldnt hear or see him angry.

>shopkeeper kills you if you attack a chicken

>"""RPG"""
>every dialogue option leads to the same outcome

>give away stuff for free to hero
>world gets saved
>shop closes down

>tfw always buy from shopkeepers
>always help NPCs when there is an option
>save everyone I can, redeem everyone
I think I'm just a big faggot pussy. I can't even hurt the feelings of imaginary animals.

Hmph. What a waste of time. Go and fall off a cliff.

>irl
>shopkeeper gets angry if you dont buy anything

>Don't give away potiins
>Hero dies
>Get murdered by demons

>RPG
>You can kill the shopkeeper and become the owner of the store

>dont buy anything

so you bought something?

t. retard

>be me
>respected shop keeper in town on an island, sell shit to anyone who has the money
>hear that some random guy got shipwrecked on the beach
>fuckyes.jpg
>soon enough he arrives at shop
>hes a stupid kid who was unconscious like an hour ago
>extort the fuck out of him with exorbitant and completely unreasonable prices
>he barely understands what a fair price is, falls for the bait
>charge him 200 rupees for a fucking shovel
>make off with all his money
>oyvey.avi
>he comes back the next day
>hear him enter the store, wait for him to come to the counter
>look back
>hes not there
>the little shitbag stole a fucking heart
>like an actual living heart
>he suddenly comes back in
>"I'm sorry, user! Please forgive me!"
>guess his conscience told him to come back in
>say fuck that
>"Now, you'll pay the ultimate price!!"
>take out my uranium powered radiation rape-o-tron
>fire a beam, ending his life instantly
>mfw i just commited murder
>mfw its ok because he was a little bitch

>RPG
>you are the shopkeeper
>you must enter a tradewar with the jew country in order to amass enough equipment for the heroes to win against the forces of evil

>RPG
>shopkeeper says you hurt his feelings if you don't buy something

>RPG
>shopkeeper gets angry if you buy something