Convince her to have sex with you

Convince her to have sex with you

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>filthy nonhuman

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>not fucking nonhuman qties exclusively

convince her that spiritual relaxation can be achieved through casual sex

pretty easy puzzle OP
a harder one would be to convince cdproject to bring back the card system for geralt banging monster chicks

The emotion in this picture
just looking at his expression I can tell that the man with the knife is a genuine dick sucker

"Hey baby, I'm rich."

Does she have a dick? Only redeeming quality a woman can have.

*smacks ass* Wanna smash. Lemme smash?

nah bitch live in the woods her pussy prob smell like cool ranch doritos

>strong and agile
My quality build is finally paying off.

I did not ask for consent, wench. Submit.

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Why is female genitallia so taboo in video games? They don't have any trouble showing tits and penises but somehow a vagina is going too far.

Geralt bangs nonhumans all the damn time.

I thin its less to do with taboo, though that is a factor as well, but more to do with the fact that modeling female genitalia is difficult. Might as well just not bother.

I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests - immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.

watch dogs 2 did it "on accident"

T H I S

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And it looked like complete shit, no wonder they decided to cover it up in the end.

Convince him not to stop time and remove your eyeballs with a spoon.

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I challenge him to a game of incredibly obvious riddles.

take her into my house
notices she's hungry
eat these eggs

cyberpunk is the true test

It's kind of weird to think ten years ago having bare breasts in God of War was a big deal. Now it seems like every other M-rated western game has tits and cock. You're right though, it is pretty weird that the vagina is still pretty taboo.

He banged a succubus, like, once.

>Sex is fun

Fucking piece of cake.

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Witcher was such a hype game.

Where have you seen a penis?

>tfw actually lost to him two times
I fought all the monsters and ran out of time, then I missed the pond and ran around chasing mirrors. My idea was that when all of them are destroyed the one that doesnt will reveal

im adding this guy to friends

>Outlast
>GTA5
>Amnesia

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Fighting all the monsters I could understand, but seriously? After he broke two it should be obvious you need to find something reflective he can't just destroy.

Even less games like The Order 1886, for what it's worth has 2 scenes with dicks out.

The Order 1886
Far Cry 4
GTA IV Ballad of Gay Tony

>Orc qt
>No dick

dryad

>orc

DOOR STUCK!! DOOR STUCK!!!

Wait really?
Where?

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Better question is: Where was the last time you saw a vagine in a video game?

>but more to do with the fact that modeling female genitalia is difficult

>modeling balls and cock with tweaked physics vs just applying a texture to standard model

>orc

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Doesn't that new Conan game have both kinds of genitalia? I remember someone posting a .webm of a nude swimming female with vag physics.

>just applying a texture to standard model
Problem is that never looks even remotely good, modeling a cock and balls is much easier than properly modeling pussy lips

LUL

someone needs to run this through abstract painting software, like the one with "no way fag". We need to expand the vidya art collection

Doesn't the Harpy have her vagina out? Where was it in GTA5?

it all depends. a penis can require a big wire frame to give proper physics

Now im reminded of those DA:O nude mods where everyone who was naked had erect penises

Post it.

I don't want to call you names because I truly belive you are legit in your ignorance but the fact is that even in modern games, unless we are talking about porn games, the level of detail required for something like gentials isn't near as high as the face of the character and basically the best way to display a vagina in real time 3D video games is applying a good texture to the standard model, which is what Watch Dogs 2 did with great success. Now, to display a dick you have to model extra polygons for the balls and cock and in the case of Satan's cock in Dante's Inferno you need to even model the foreskin.

Basically: a good looking vagina by modern standards just needs a good texture and maybe some basic 3D modeling adaptation consisting of a split in the middle while a penis requires balls, cock, and physics to implement.

>which is what Watch Dogs 2 did with great success
The vag in Watch Dogs 2 looked god awful, what are you smoking?

What did they mean by this?

Not my Geralt, my Geralt is pure and does not have pre-marital sex with anyone.

Whenever I go to pee haha!

>tfw I look down while going pee or using the shower and can't see my penis
I need to lose weight

>that huge donkey dong flopping around during the whole battle

It was almost comical. It did turn me on though.

>that one Half Life 2 mod

Xlorstro

stress relief babe, it'll be fun let's fucking go for it

hey bb u want som fuk?

>female
>inheriting the full extent of the siring males traits of strength and agility

pfft, keep dreaming you potted plant slut.

>Just the strong and agile
BETAKEKS BTFO