ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!

>ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!

post annoying (repetitive) game dialogue

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GETTIN' YOUR JOLLIES?

DOWN YOU GO

BRING DOWN THE DEMON!

I always thought it was "enemies everywhere" not "enemy is everywhere".

The former makes more sense

GRENADA!

LIGHTNING BLA- SUPER LIGHTNING BLADE
DEMON FANG

>So take off your jacket

Honestly any banter the guys have in battle is repetitive as fuck.

THAT'S IT

ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE

LIST SHIELDS

I WILL DESTROY YOU

ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE

LOST SHIELDS

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Well, it may make more sense but the latter is the term used

NIBELUNG VALESTI

AHH THE BREEZE FEELS GOOD

The cadre will crush them!

Seems all roads lead to Grand Soren.
The duke could stand to commission some new roads.
GOBLINS, ARISEN
HELP ME

>Tidal Wave
>Blah Blah Blah
>Tidal Wa-Blah Blah Blah
>Tidal Wa-Blah Blah Blah
>Tidal Wa-Blah Blah Blah
>Tidal Wa-Blah Blah Blah

>enemies is everywhere

WOLVES / GOBLINS HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN

You are a raider legendery

NEVER

SHOULD

HAVE

COME

HERE

this. Needed way more dialogue

>I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
XDDD

BONES, WALKING BONES!

GOGOGO

YOU ARE A RAIDER!

LEGENDARY!

Spotted the casual. You only hear this dialogue if you're too slow with your trigger finger. I never heard shit from my opponents, as the second they made their presence aware to me, they were already dead.

Assassin's Creed. Just every single part of it.

>hire different voice actors
>have them read the exact same lines

I actually never tried another game in the series because of this. I got AC4 free with a GPU but only played ten minutes.

PLOUGH THE LILLIES

AN ANNOYING TONGUE
AN ANNOYING TONGUE
AN ANNOYING TONGUE

THEY'RE PICKING THE BONES OF THE CITY!

STRANGER MUST DIE

Just watch this!
Veg-to-bles!

Should I play Mass Effect 1? I played ME2 and really enjoyed it but I heard that there's a bunch of bullshit in ME1 that makes it unenjoyable.

>The beams! Redirect the beams!

This is no place for a horse.

can i get you a ladder SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK

THAT LOOKS LIKE AN HOMING ATTACK!

not really an enemy saying it but the fucking song in FFX when you storm the al-bhed base to try and find yuna. hollllly fuck that was annoying.

its a bad tps but a good rpg

I'm stronger than I look!

Came to post this. Seriously fuck that fight.

If by "a bunch of bullshit" you mean an actual attempt at including RPG mechanics, then yes. ME1 is sort of an RPG, as opposed to the story-driven TPS that the sequels became.

GET THE UPPAH HAAAAND

INITIATING RECOVERY MODE

JUMP ON THE HYDRAS BACK

YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER

DON'T LIKE CHEESE? THAT EXCUSE HAS MORE HOLES THAN A SLICE OF THIS FINE GORGOMBERT!

RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN. THE FINEST VEGGIES CYSEAL'S EVER SEEN.

PRIVATES, THAT WAS SLOPPIER THAN CYSEALIAN STEW. AGAIN!

WOOP!
ba-dook.

STORM THEM!
GO GO GO!
GO GO GO!
STORM THEM!
WE'VE BEEN OVERRUN! THEY'RE TOO MUCH FOR US! WE CAN'T HOLD 'EM!

DIVINE ASSAULT????????

FIRE WORKS WELL!

>HEY PAL
>I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

>You're gonna extract him?
>He's coming too? Roger that
>Subject on board. Leave the rest to us.

WHO
WANTS
TOAST

youtube.com/watch?v=93XFxKXdbqY

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH.

Anything you like?
How 'Bout the decals?

You're extracting him too?

BOSS GET DOWN! The enemy sniper.

WHERE ARE MY ELECTOR COUNTS, GEHLT

I NEED TO SUMMON THEM

...

>I understand the Fighter's Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks.

You have quite a treasure there in that horadric cube.

TRICKSTER
GUNSLINGER
ROYAL GUARD
SWORD MASTER
ROYAL GUARD
GUNSLINGER
ROYAL GUARD
GUNSLINGER
TRICKSTER
SWORD MASTER
ROYAL-GUN-ROYAL-GUN-ROYAL-GUN-SWORD MASTER

These boots are ruined, I could kill that guar

Fucking this
youtube.com/watch?v=PES0mLK9lKU

[something is bothering Carth]

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BY THE GODS ASSAULT ASSAU-hello traveler

shall I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back such a shit game

Go for it. It's clunk enough in some areas but still plenty enjoyable.

TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!

GO, TEEPO!

SHARING IS _______

heyy bro

That's why you're still a kid

>Ctrl+F HOO HAA EAT THIS!
>0 Results

No one knows my pain.

SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN !

>THERE!
...

>WHERE!?

Updated my journal.

I was in stitches when he shouts "DOWN YOU GO" at Malik and just gets force pushed over. Then he stands up lake nothing happened.

SUCH IS A SAMURAI'S SKILL

>What's the news from the other provinces of Tamriel?
>I hear the tribes of Morrowind are in revolt.
>Goodbye.

and baby makes triple

I AM THOU

There!

>"A cis white man, lets take him out first"

really gets annoying after a while

I CAN'T BELIEEEEEEEEVE THIS

How bout the decals?
Anything you like?
How bout the decals?
Anything you like?
How bout the decals?
Anything you like?
How bout the decals?
Anything you like?
How bout the decals?
Anything you like?
How bout the decals?
Anything you like?

lol well done.

MY PENISARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT

HELLO CHILD. SHALL WE CONTINUE YOUR LESHONS?

Only went through the tutorials once and it's still burned in my brain.

I whipped up somethin' REAL special for ya'

Don't, the gameplay is shit, the writing is shit, animations, voice acting, all shit. there's really no reason to play it.

YOU WANNA GET IN MY FACE?!

>

that's an enemy gunship

one burst from its machine gun could tear a man in half

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C'MON FUCKER

MOONS GIVE ME STRENGTH!

HOY

ME1 is GOAT, last true Bioware RPG. The gameplay is fine as well, don't listen to the memers. It gets a bit repetitive and the Mako is bullshit sometimes, but it's fun.

I only customized my car twice the entire game but still those lines are stuck in my head.