Ill be coming out soon, but Sup Forums hates me so much. Why? Im just trying to give you good games and fun...

Ill be coming out soon, but Sup Forums hates me so much. Why? Im just trying to give you good games and fun, why do you want to see me fail so badly Sup Forums?

because the wii u burned me so ridiculously bad, and it's really obvious this is going to flop as well

Sup Forums wants everything to be the next tortanic so they will endlessly fling shit at literally everything new and eventually something will stick and they can be smug about it

Sucks for you. Wii U had a bunch of good games i enjoyed.

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>tfw haven't had my daily dose in so long I didn't even notice

Because of the contrarian attitude of the board.

the wii u is objectively trash

>why do you want to see me fail so badly
You already failed at the good games and fun part, what do you want me to do

t. Nintoddler

Honestly, It Isn't going to succeed that much, probably It'll sold as much as the N64.

The main problem with the console Is the general lack of 3rd party titles and the shit left JoyCon. If they manage to fix those 2 things, It'll be a good console. Another problem Is the amount of Nintoddlers that will buy this because of "muh goty zelduh gaem". Horizon Zero Dawn Isn't that good either, so going to Sony Isn't really a smart move.

I'm mad because I can't get one because I have a fucking life and can't F5 pre-order pages at 2 in the morning.

>College
>Full time job
>Five million fucking exams the week this thing comes out
>Got all the games and accessories I wanted just fine but not the fucking console
>This thing literally comes out the week I have both spring break and a paid week off
>Will probably spend it holding my copy of Zelda and weeping softly into a pillow while I wait for Switches to be back in stock

I get out of class at 10, have to go to work, and then get out of work at 4 on launch day. I live in buttfuck Indiana so there's hope for me, but I also don't see myself being able to get one for a couple weeks.

I do have a buddy who works at gamestop who told me they're going to be really strict about the 48-hours "you get the fuck in here and get it or it goes back on the shelf", so maybe I can get one Sunday.

In all honesty, I'm tired of Nintendo and kid games in general. I'm tired of playing Mario and Zelda. Just like I'm tired of playing FPS and the next CoD.

how do i like and subscribe for more?

My sentiment as well. Also the price is rather steep for what it is

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If Nintendo releases a bundle with those meme colors, I wouldn't mind buying one

Calm down. I'm 30. I'll get one for Christmas. It'll be there.

So build PC or stop gaming? I think I'll just be an adult and spend money on whatever the fuck I want. You fucks are obsessed telling people they're wrong

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I'm not literally throwing a tard fit, I'm just frustrated. After months of shoving my nose into every Biology book under the sun to learn about all kinds of plant shit I could not even BEGIN to give a fuck about I want to relax with a new Zelda game.

I said the Horizon thing because If I didn't do It, people would treat me like a Sonygger.

But why? What's the fucking point?

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pic semi related

its contrarionanism because i just learned what that is today so it must be that