It's shit, Sup Forums

It's shit, Sup Forums.
I'm returning it monday morning.

>It's shit
How?

post timestamp

>he fell for the wii u version meme
It's your own fault, op,

Cool, thanks OP. After listening to you, you definitely swayed me from buying this game.

Nice fake

damn, that's not good. I guess I'll wait for more real reviews from players to start coming in then

Yup I just played it. Fucking garbage game. I had such high hopes too.

>fetch of the wild
>empty open world
>weapons made of Styrofoam

Why is it shit?

Its not fake but he stole it from someone else who has it but won't dump it.

What didn't you like? I've been enjoying my time with it. It's honestly the best open world game this year.

>that file name

LOL

>1488077607680.png

at least put some effort into it

Go away LOZIDF

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Well we know the world isn't empty, and the weapon degredation is intentional.
Tell me more about the fetchquests though.

Are they the quests you get from towns?
I was told you can always track/follow the main quest easily.

>'ITS SHITTTTTTTTTTTT'
>Zero reason why, no points no nothing
>Goes back out to get railed up the ass by the most massive black man he can find.
Typical Sup Forums

Why is Sup Forums so god damned stupid.
>Inb4 post time
Other thread was made a near hour before this

how do autists on Sup Forums have the game already when only semi famous gaming personalities or game """journalists"""" got it from nintendo

genuine question i have no idea how games are distributed

Easy. They stole them.

from where

>empty, featureless open world once again only serves to lengthen the time it gets from point A to point B
>fetchquest after fetchquest
>combat is about as complex as a retard fight
>weapons are made of wet toilet paper
>puzzles are the typical piss-easy "push a block and press a button"
>shit graphics
>frequent microstutters and frame drops

delete this shit now

I doubt you are the guy who posted this picture all of like 2 hours ago.

You reposted In the wrong neighborhood, nigga.

Lulz, troll repost.

HOLY SHIT

>don't even wait a single day before using stolen pic for shitposting thread
Sad!

this is a saved image from a different thread
off yourself, OP

>this is the power of shitposting

Realistically when can we expect a Wii U rip?

October

try May

So on Sup Forums where people want it to suck & are going to say it sucks regardless of its quality we've just got confirmation that it sucks. Whoa. Preorder canceled.

Good work, faggots.

I have no idea what is involved in ripping Wii U games. Is there that much involved in extracting the ISO?

If it was getting bad reviews all we'd see is "BTFO NINTODDLERS LOLOLO"

but since it's looking like it's going the other way we get "PAID SHILL REVIEWS" brand shitposting

No it's easy, check the zelda leak general on /vg/

Just got back.

Learned Spanish while I was there .

Let's say I was that someone else. How would I even dump it?

>Returning a game before it's even been released

>b-line story quest
>bad end.
>new game+ for good end

It's not mandatory but it may as well be.

not saying it's actually legit because it's probably not, but there are filename randomizers that turn your filenames into a random timestamp.

I use it because I grab a lot of images off of google because laziness and getting (you)s that say >tumblr filename is kind of annoying.

Lowest IQ board or lowest IQ board?

google god damn it.
hurry up chop chop i want to get this shitshow on the road.

always and forever.

plug in your charger you retard