Why did a S.T.A.R.S. member dress like a hooker?

Why did a S.T.A.R.S. member dress like a hooker?

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I dont know, why does your mother ?

>why did a Capcom female dress provocatively
gee, i dunno

Because its hot as fuck

>Dem hips

Because it's fiction and makes her seem like some badass babe.

How the fuck is that even hooker attire though?

Because back then no one gave a fuck about "muh objectification", Anita

>Implying police women don't go undercover like that
Underage or just retarded?

You know for the longest time I thought it was because there was a heat wave,
Turns out, that explanation didn't come from some obscure promo material, it came from the fuck awful films.

>he doesn't wear a tactical miniskirt to fight biological abominations

>jill will never pin you

...

>You will never eat that jill-sandwich

When will they fuck?

ill answer that when my 10 y.o. self stops beating off...

actually i think that answered the question.

Why did a S.T.A.R.S. member dress like a gay bar stripper?

Never

Zombies ripped off her STARS outfit or something.

delet

been doing that

Wish they were.
dat Jill tho

It said in her files that she was working at the time as an undercover hooker to infiltrate a gang, if I recall correctly.

your fapfics aren't canon you cuck.

Okay, I lied, but it's true, the part that she went undercover, for what reason I don't know, all I remember was that she was undercover at the time of the infection start, for what reason i can't recall.

No

What kind of obscure fanwank is this?

The patrician kind.

Soon

Matty M himself would be disgusted with this.

>Matty M
Who?

Resident Evil ended with 2

3 is what destroyed the series - 4 was only natural by that point

Go be a faggot somewhere else.

Also
Fuck off with your cuck shit.

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>cuck shit
What did you mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=2ITHG--QRBg

Lemme get some music.

You stupid.. it was her day off obviously...

IVE ALREADY THESE. GOD DAMN NO ONE WRITES GOOD ZOMBIE PORN.

>Those people that write standard shipping stories instead of monster rape

SAD

>patrician
>isn't nip fanart or doujinshi

So that 20 years later a bunch of NEETs from StudioFOW will make a raep movie about her

all according to plan.

not canon

chris is gay

jill is also gay but for rebecca

t. /u/

wew lad

...

Because re3 was a stale as fuck cash grab clock tower ripoff

it's a known fact that 90% of the RE characters are gay

exceptions include people such as barry, leon, ark, and carlos, among others

lol what

>nips, the masters of plebeian tastes
>patrician

finally someone mentions the elephant in the room

you just have to find the nips with patrician taste ,not that hard.

you forgot steve but yeah pretty much this

>it is a known fact
>known by me and my other homoshippers
>known to be fact because we know it

among others

and, as much of a whiny french-canadian faggot steve was

he definitely wanted to rattle claire's bones

it's a shame he was such piss

Delusion game on point.

Thank god he died. Being alone forever is a much better future than >Steve

they're all super gay anons

it's ok

sure, none of your dumb kawaii tumblr otps are true but them's the rules

She was clearly not on the job and just clubbing, come on

Only 2 more days until the Studio Fow release

>it better not be shit like their last three releases

>they're gay because I say so
Alright, sure. Whatever, seems like you need a win so i'll just leave it alone.

Right, right. It's the baseless wild and out homoships that aren't the tumblr ships.

Of course.

Lost courage already? That's not like you.

next you'll probably oppose the fact that jill regularly gets her asshole annihilated by rebecca's girthy girlcock every night

have you ever seen any of these characters not being gay, user?

>have you ever seen any of these characters not being gay, user?
My god you're right, i've also never seen them say they're not lizard people...

You don't think?

RE3 is an uninspired hashed out sequel. They just wanted to make a quick buck. Making Jill "sexy" was part of that. Her Re1 casual clothes were so much better.

An RE game without a big spooky mansion is lacking any and all charm.

And for the record, I played RE3 NINE times to get all the epilogues since I was hardcore into the plot at the time.

well, actually...

why do you think wesker has those eyes, user? he's unleashing his true form

so you're saying RE2 was also lacking any and all charm, too?

Not him but can someon explain where you guys got this from? I mean was it the DLC outfit? Because game even mentions Chris and Jill has a relationship thing going on and nothing at all at them being gay. Just curious

It's a fucking joke dude

>so you're saying RE2 was also lacking any and all charm, too?

RE2 has a big spooky mansion as well. In fact The Police Department is bigger, spookier and cooler than the Spencer mansion. Running through the streets of Racoon City just doesn't have the same effect. The additions to Racoon City (Nemesis, Umbrella corps) are pretty lame too.

ohhh sorry, I was really curious I thought I was missing something

Some days I feel like shit, but at least i'm not a 'have knowledge of ""STUDIO"" sfmpron release schedule' type of guy.

> cuckoldfow shilling
ofc

there's never any mention of any relations, user

the "relation" chris and jill have is, for the most part, entirely professional

chris gets all worked up about any of his comrades in trouble, that's why he became an alky when his squab got rip'd

I dunno, man, that was just a mansion

I thought RE2 took what RE1 did and kinda shit over it by giving a much more interesting setting in the streets of raccoon in the first 5 minutes, and relegating the rest of the game to more of the same as RE1

I love RE1 but I'd say RE3 was the best of the 3, with 2 being the least good of the 3

hooker sting operations

Chris and Jill's relationships hints are abound in the RE-verse, from Barry's Rev 2 emails, to the entire fucking plot of RE5 and their reunion scene in it, to Romero's movie script that he worked with Capcom on (that i'm still pissed got scrapped in favor of the Milla Jovich shitshow), to a number of other things. But the godfathers of RE made a 'pact' when they made the first game to keep romance out of it, and they've stayed true to that promise. For better or worse.

None of this actually matters though because they're all lizard people fooling all of you, BUT I WON'T FUCKING FALL FOR IT.

I have no idea where the gay theme came from. First I've heard of it. Probably just people trolling.

I was simply Barry posting.

RE2 is more of the same, but way better polish, beter execution, better graphics, just upping the stakes. RE1 lacks polish hard, and it shows. Although it's a really fun romp but it's really rough around the edges and just flat out "weird" at times.

This

I honestly feel sorry for people that memorize porn star names too

Ya ever heard of undercover hooker stings OP?

>Jessica: "What a drag. He never got the hint"

>Parker: "Maybe he's already taken Jessica"

>Camera focus on Chris and Jill

what did they mean by this?

Wasn't S.T.A.R.S. disbanded after the Mansion incident?

>But the godfathers of RE made a 'pact' when they made the first game to keep romance out of it, and they've stayed true to that promise. For better or worse.

Nah
>Leon/Ada in RE2
>The whole Steve bullshit in CV
>The Leon/Ada fanfic that was RE6
>small hints at Chris/Jill overall
>Leon/Claire on the official novel adaptations (not sure if that counts)
>Claire wanting Neil's D in REV2 i guess

RE has always been full of romantic subplots. Chris won't hook up with Jill already cause Capcom hates money.

I wonder what julia voth thinks about all the porn of jill. She probably enjoys it

I wouldn't really bring up the romero script as proof because, in it, barry was black and there was a bunch of other silly shit that I can't remember

I recall rebecca also being either not in STARS and dying or in STARS but also dying

RE1 was a weird attempt at a horror movie, whereas RE2 was an attempt at an action movie but it played like RE1

between 1, 2, and 3, 3 felt more like it was designed around being a game than the other 2, but that's just my opinion

so far you've got leon, ada, and claire as pretty much the only people who are involved with any sort of romance

and generally, chris and jill seem to show a really professional relationship more than an intimate one

You're mistaken user, i'm not talking about some made up thing that i'm imagining, they've talked about it multiple times. Feel free to look it up. Some producers feel less strongly about it than others do.

It's the same reason all of those 'romantic subplots' you mention never become anything. Leon/Ada is STILL being teased, Steve died leaving Claire in romantic limbo with the rest of the fantastic 4, the closest we've gotten is Sherry/Jake and that is in limbo now too.

They're in the last stages of being officially dissolved by the time of RE2/3, yeah.

Rebecca was not in S.T.A.R.S because she's fucking nineteen. They didn't really change anything extreme in the script.

>and generally, chris and jill seem to show a really professional relationship more than an intimate one
You have blinders on dude. You may view them that way, but the general view is not that at all.

sting operations duh. raccon city is some po dunk hicks vil place . truckers looking for some strange. you think they ever needed swat? thats what stars is basically

i mean wesker hired the best of the best and they take the job and it was all to test his T virus zombies and umbrellas creations against the best of the best but they would have to do work before the incident right

That is hardly hooker wear.

>really professional relationship more than an intimate one
That isn't true and you know it. They've been teasing Chris and Jill for fucking years. They know it too.

bullshit, they haven't teased shit

name one time they teased it

god this chick does things to me

Pic related would be brightest timeline. Let them be happy, Capcom.

Why don't you forward her all the porn of her version of jill

see

Also Rev 1 has a scene that is blatantly teasing this.

are moira and sherry banging?

is jake just there for funsies?

Jake is getting both of them. Maybe Moira and Sherry have a little fun once in a while tho

Or maybe Sherry and Moira have a sisterly relationship because of Claire?

No, perhaps I am shitting on the rule34 party. Forgive me.