Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit

Tommy Vercetti... Huh! Shit

Didn'tthinkthey'deverlethimout!

WAH! Oh for god's sake it's you! Oh! I'm gonna need new pants!

TAKE

He kept 'is 'ead down 'elps people f'rget

istickmyheadouttathegutterforonefreakinsecondandfateshovelsshitsinmyface

Ocean Beach. Home.

THAT WAS MY MUNNYTOMMY!

MYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND

dumb florida moron

I want to enjoy Vice City but the shooting is so goddamn awful

My beautiful window display!
>Select images of stores

>DON'T DO THIS TO ME TOMY

what did he mean by this

¿Qué carajo estás haciendo aquí? ¡Lárgate, cabrón!

same

Go get some sleep.

They should make a remake, only to recreate the 80s greasy hair and sweaty people.

Youre supposed to play 3>VC>SA>NuGTAs otherwise youll find the older ones clunky

Yes, and then you'll realize that GTA V is a big bag of shit.

And play Bully too, especially if you're still in school. I replay it every winter, and have a special save game from old PC right before Christmas ingame.

THESE BROKEN WINGS

I really liked V. SA hasn't held up at all. wish it didnt be this way, but it do.

Freeze!
I SAID FREEZE!

I DON'T 'AVE DUH MUNNY, SONNY

I stick my head out of the gutter for one friggin second and fate shovels shit in my face

hasn't held up at all? Goddamn, that's the only video game I can replay.

Growing up with these games, I never even considered people playing them in some jumbled or reverse order.

You gonna be sorry

yo big dumb yankeeboi

He kept his 'ead down.

'elps people fahget

And can add GTA 2 in there somewhere too.

QUICKLY! Your Favourite Radio station from any of the GTA.
Double-Cleff, Vladivostok and KDS-T

It's amazing how mediocre VC is compared to SA even though they have only about 2 years separating them

Emotion

BIG
COJONES

whatareyougunnado

What the fuck, are you me?

>MY STOAH
>MY WONDERFUL STOAH

HMMMMMM
NICE BIKE

SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC

Will you be working for my father?

Maybe

...Maybe

...

Do you mind me resting my hand in your lap?

..... mabye

At least it tries to be a GTA game after the mess that was IV

>that first time you go to general cortez boat and hall and oats is playing
>that bass

It's so difficult having a rich and powerful father, VAMOS.

Literally playing them reverse order from your list and having a lot of fun

How come nobody posted Candy Suxxx?

Vice City had the way cooler setting and mood.
VC has soul, SA has fun.

VAMOS indeed

I just hate how both IV and V try to be realistic, San Andreas was fun because you had a fucking dildo weapon and CHEATS to your hearts desire.

>yfw GTA: (VI)ce City

One thing I hate about IV is the broken Serbian language Niko is speaking, it's nonsense.

Flash FM
I'd cum loads if 6 revisits Vice City

AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN

just play saints row nigga LOL

>missing out on all the references and easter eggs
Why would you do that to yourself

IV had a pretty good story for what it was, i still liked it.
V is hardly realistic and the post modern parody of the setting is fucking great.

If you want retarded shit like dildo weapons go play Saints Row

Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

YOU REMEMBER GEORGIO?! YOU REMEMBER HE'S INNOCENT?!

BLOOD CLOT

I POKE MY HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR ONEFREAKIN SECOND

Meh, I can still go back and see the easter eggs and references.

MY BRUDDA TOMMY
HE KILLED MY BRUDDA
TOMMY
MY BRUDDA

>tfw finally noticing the guy hanging in the closet

It's shit, except the second one.

I never could make out what he said.

I funckin hate this guy

He isn't Serbian.

He is Bosnian with Serbian nationality

MMMMMMMMMM NICE BIKE!

Jacob's speaking Jamaican Patois, Badman is speaking Rastafarian

The Caribbean Islands were a misake

When you hear Blue Monday first time in VC: Stories.

Don't they deliberately not make him from any specific real country? I think I remember there being theories about him being from Yugoslavia, based on tiny little things that might hint at it.

Yes, but in script it's obviously Serbian language, and when they talk about the war you can guess that he is Serbian. And those guys from his childhood make it easier.

Isn't he from Yugoslavia?

How does it feel?

THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH

I SMOKE CUZ IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE !

>this is literally Ryder's entire character and the reason for everything he does

The Yugoslavian wars affected different countries, so it doesn't definitely point to him being a Serb.

LIKE MY ASS
ALWAYS FULL OF SHIT

...

When he talks with Roman and childhood friends they point out some things, And they all have Serbian names and vocabulary.

THE LAST DANCE FOR LANCE VANCE

GTA V had the worst soundtrack and DJs of them all. I hope VI will be better.

JUST STEP RIGHT UP
(HURRY HURRY HURRY)
TO THE FIRE LINE

So, when is RDR2 coming out on PCs?

>Young man!

BEST CAR:

GTA 3 - Kuruma

All others - Blista Compact

>MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER

MY MONEY; MY PROBLEM

Espantoso

Wasn't it "more money, more problem" or something?

YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS

¡La vida es una lenteja!

I'LL DRILL YOUR ASS

I find IV much worse. I only liked one russian rock song and that ambient thing that was used in first trailer.
Also, V had bigger library of songs so it easier to find something in your taste.

Mo money, mo problems!

I don't get it, why don't they put classical radios in games, they can get the music for free, some people would appreciate it.

One of the best opening quotes.