But why

But why

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>Australia Civilization
I love oxymorons

Aussies need more representation in any media

Because we are more relevant than whatever shithole you live in.

If their national unit isn't the spider I'd be disappointed

Also needs Steve Irwin as a great scientist

Cunt

YOUS ARE ALL REAL MAD

Just add abo barbarians and be done with it.

>no canada

suck shit leafs

Because it's more likely to sell than some indian/african tribe nobody gives a shit about.

Fuck you Canada

>Aboriginal Footegg League
but why

can anyone that couldn't be bothered to get off their asses and fight for their own independence really be considered a civilization?

>mad he didn't invent in canadian shitposting futures

u had ur chance bro

>If their national unit isn't the spider

I'll also accept emu.

Blame the Australians for not stepping up their game, they grew complacent in their shitposting
It was only a matter of time before a competitor came along

Will Australia save Civ VI discussions? Before there were only threads about SJW devs and shit AI, or no threads at all, but now its only the finest aussie shitpost, and these are the best Civ VI discussions we ever had.

Everything that has Aussie become Based this is a fact

>he's calling Canada a shithole
Back the fuck off!?

civ 6 is unfixable shit, nobody likes it and everyone's already moved on

Without checking, I'd be willing to bet that several literally-whos are autisticly screeching about how this marginalizes Aboriginal culture or some shit.

Besides, we all know who the REAL rulers of Australia are

>Canada

Lol

Mmm this Overwatch game looks pretty cool, lots of characters from around the globe with 2 (TWO) Australian heroes but what's this? ZERO Canadians? Mmm weird. BF1 seems awesome, Canada has a well respected history in WWI! Oh... they're not in that game either... mmm what about Forza! The new Forza is set entirely in Australia! Doesn't Canada have a Forza gam- Oh... they don't? What about their own cars? No? Oh that's alright I suppose... Surely a game about countries and civilisation, the peaceful and diplomatic Canada will have it's own civ... Seriously? Wow okay. I mean I was hoping this year was your year Canada, we've already been in quite a few games in the past like War Thunder, TF2, MoH but I guess youse just aren't unique enough.

>Part of The Great Depression
mild heh

Where do you put Finland

>tfw no one takes Australian comments seriously because they think it is "bants" or that I'm taking the piss

I just want some good discussion without being called a shitposter.

>Canada
Suffocate yourself with a bag of milk

We are an irregular bunch, posting if the threads specificly about us, about the whole world which happens to include us or by the fact that someone mentioned us.

Finns are made for Australian cock.

Is there an emu faction yet?

Fuck me when did this start

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>Canadian shitposts are just posting the worst shit they possibly can with no restraint

Because they've never done Australia before and want to add a unique flavor rather than adding the usual suspects to Civ. Nothing wrong with the idea.

>rather than adding the usual suspects to Civ.

You mean like America, Japan, England, Russia, China, France, Germany, Spain, Egypt, Rome, Aztecs and Greece?

Yeah no usual suspects there.

what has Canada actually contributed to the world? I can name tons of Australian stuff but can't think of any Canadian things.

They make good maple syrup, but even that its mostly thanks to Quebec.

yeah I know, why didn't they make Australia's leader Bob Hawke a.k.a. the greatest shit-poster of out time?

Nah maple has been obtained here in the states especially in Vermont. They just have larger quantities of it.

They have poutine I guess.

Be glad it's not a petrolsniffing roadmonkey

>I can name tons of Australian stuff
Such as?

the telephone
zippers
standard time zones
insulin as a treatment for diabetes (you're welcome Amerifats)

Curved stick

Refrigeration, Antibiotics, The tank, wifi

don't mind me, just posting THE FUTURE OF FOOD TECHNOLOGY

>shitpost quality
Another oxymoron

Not him but wifi is a big one. And power drills.

>not dippin' dots

I bet you still eat ice cream like a caveman.

>The tank
Go away Bob Semple

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>Australian culture

FPBP

Dippin dots is old news, all I live for is the futuristic meat sculpting technology that goes into the production of every licensed Hamdog™

Whats so bad about it? Started playing it a few days ago and I really love it.

>And power drills.

can't have drilldos without drills, can't download drilldo porn in McDonalds without wifi

based aussies

>australian language
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Is Abby Winters an accurate representation of the average Australian girl? As the only overseas window for Australian girls I have, you seem like a nation of thicc humble qt's

looks like my faggy cousin (male)

the fuck is wrong with your women down there lads

It's worse than Civ5 in nearly every way. The district system is trash and makes every game play exactly the same

australians/nzs are like english girls only worse but given you used the word 'thicc' you probably have shit taste anyway

>outback tycoon gamemode
>start as penal colony
>can't even play as NSW
>no domination victory
>no bushrangers, killer wildlife and genocide of abbos
>tasmania isn't even there
kek over that last one but fuck that game mode is shit, and australia in TSL earth is fucking tiny.

Oh fuck off you shitposters.

I promise you, no one in here even plays Civ 6.

>be australian
>talking to friends about this dlc
>one of them asks who the leader is
>tell them it's cotton
>he has no idea who that is
He's fucking 26. How is that even possible?

>no bushrangers, killer wildlife and genocide of abbos

but there are? maybe play the fucking thing

I'm Australian and I have literally never heard the name John Curtin.

In fact I didn't know a single Prime Minister before Howard, until now since I now know about Curtin.

I'm 23

>mfw it's not kevin 07

ya got me there, quit after I made land. So, there are actually all 3 of those things in Outback Tycoon?

There's a bunch of events that can happen affecting your colony, including all three of those (angry abbos too)

Better than Canada or some random queen they pick over a famous king of a european country.

literally the only bad choice with regards to these is Gorgo, but there already was a king there

with multiple leaders this really isn't much of an issue

Reminder that Britain, Australia and New Zealand are the superior Anglo nations.

As a Canadian I do not fight this.

Maybe in major cities like Hongcouver.

Clearly never been to boxhill or burwood