Don't tell me you actually romanced any Xeno scum in your playthroughs of Mass Effect, did you Sup Forums...

Don't tell me you actually romanced any Xeno scum in your playthroughs of Mass Effect, did you Sup Forums? You do know there's perfectly reasonable HUMAN women to romance in there too right? At least you won't make the same mistake in Andromeda, right?

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bioware has literally never made an attractive human female romance

Players who romance Ashley are the kind of men who enjoy being pegged by their strong and independent girlfriends.

what is with that face?

Ashley, Miranda, Miranda

>At least you won't make the same mistake in Andromeda, right?
You're right. I won't make the mistake of buying Andromeda.

There weren't any human women willing to eat my femshep's pussy.

I also romanced Jack.

and Sup Forums would buy this shit DAY 1. watch

I loved Liara in the first game. Then they completely changed her character to fit in better with the weird A-Team vibe of the second game.

I romanced nobody, i was saving the universe and had to brush away these space harlots on top of it, they werent even good looking, that goes for the human bitches aswel.

I'm not buying this day 1 or day 1000. You'd have to pay me a better wage than I currently earn to get me to play a new Bioware game.

Tali suffered the same thing. She was good in ME1 and shit after that.

Hmm, would I romance:
>1. The exotic, alien, submissive blue-skinned virgin
>2. The butch, ugly, degenerate human woman who's also already way past her prime
Geez what a hard choice

I prefer to be alone for bit and wait for Tali to mature a few years, thank you.

fuck off shill

From what my companions look like I'll probably romance no one in it.

I'm going to be romancing the doctor in andromeda

I thought she wasn't romanceable?

she isnt

She's hardlocked onto the BKC (Big Krogan Cock), can't have you romancing the only passable locking female now, can we?

I romanced Ashley, then Tali, then Tali

She's just one of those smug, anarchistic know-it-all cunt characters who are supposed to be "cool".

Doctor is smirkfu.

*ahem*

The blonde is cute as fuck though

PEEBEE POOBEE

>who is Kelly Chambers
>who is Jack

I guess I'll go ahead and post it. Here

why is she have drool?

>Can't romance Dr Chakwas
What's the use

why is every footage of her have a lazy eye/cross eyed

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Miranda Lawson

I romanced ashley in the first game
I didn't like how in the 2nd game the women practically throw themselves at you. I went around talking to the crew as much as I could but purposefully avoided flirting with any of them but I still had a sequence where I was called to the bridge to resolve a dispute between two of the girls over who I liked more.
The heavier focus on the romance options in newer bioware games is so strange.

>AKA The most forgettable characters

What's the right image?

So you can romance Dr Brule

She was the best-looking female Bioware's ever created. Glad I chose femshep to lez this bitch up.

>passable
That's a fucking asari amy schumer, you degenerate.

If you're blind maybe

>

>ugly dogfucker slut
>ugly crackwhore slut

That just makes the fact that she's the best looking female in the game even worse

>When the 40k meme ends up being an actual political ideology.

Shit, fucked that up

Mass Effect died.
Same for it's fanbase. The only people left are SJW or extreme fanboys.

The only thing i am looking forward to is pointing all the flaws.

That's great. More blueberry love muffin for me to lez up.

Are you implying this looks any better?

>This is upsetting

this just fucking embarrassing. wtf bioware

Perfect. How the fuck would anyone look at the left image and say 'yeah, our players will want to fuck that put it in'

In motion she looks a little better. Tho the black mask marking makes her look dirty

>romance this shit
No, thanks.

Can't these fucking worthless bags of shit play a game without sperging about "muh reppsysentation" and the fucking optional shitty romance garbage?

He was quoting from the picture you posted ya numbnuts.

FUCK ME

In motion you say

Why are you fags such beta faggots?
Literally shitting on a game because the women chatacters don't look pretty enough for you.

Just how pathetic can you be? You are no better than SJW moaning about women characters being sex objects.

Will do

Some anons casual photoshop edit

knowing Bioware i guarante they'll add the best companion as DLC, maybe he/she will be fuckable

At least post this horror in 1080p

>mfw I realised his cock went up her ass as they landed

can anyone give me the rundown on her?

There better be mods day 1 to fix this disgusting shit... ugh

Of course not.
Theres no female turians.

M-maybe it's like something you get used to in a while of playing?

Making a beautiful asari shouldn't be that hard, right guys?

It keeps getting worse. What the fuck.

>denuvo
>EA
>allow mod
bitch pls

Jesus this really highlights her man face

Kill me.

Yeah like all those mods that let you fix Miranda's fucked up face right?

She's the ship's doctor. Her personality is supposed to be cold and analytical.

What with this trend of making women ugly?

I mean Miranda had a butterface but at least she didn't look like a tumblrina land whale.

>Trend

The west has never been able to make females look good

Whats with the rise of edge in anime and manga nowdays?

They certainly could in snes days.

Why today there are so many sjw threads?

(You)

It's just a return to the early and mid-2000s after a 10-year moeshit phase

>today
First time here?

I wonder why in a post overwatch world developers wouldn't be cramming attractive women in their games. It's like an easy guaranteed way to hit your sales target even if your game is shit

>there are people who browse this very site that will buy this piss poor excuse of a (((game)))
My only wish is Bioware finally gets put down by EA just like Visceral games.

>tfw didn't romance anyone on my first (and only) playthrough on all three games.

I like that Garrus gets with Tali

Would you rather have moeblob again?

Tell me how moaning about female characters being to pretty is by different to them not being pretty enough?

Who the hell underlines a (you)

Don't even give people like them responses calling out their bait.

>the reapers bow to her

How is it bait? You are literally shitting on a game because the female characters aren't pretty enough for you.

That is just pathetic.

>You do know there's perfectly reasonable HUMAN women to romance in there too right?
Like who?

0There was an interview with the dev for some popular game that explained it.
The west is too obsessed in their games being "real". Tough the interview was about boss design its true for everything else.

Also for mass effect in perticular its because most of them are a bunch of crusty old tumblrinas.

They still think making ugly the new pretty is hip and will give them money.

I don't get it. I'm legitimately having a mental break trying to understand how anybody considers this good. It looks so bad. It looks broken. The animation, the modeling, the color, all of it looks like the files were corrupted or something.
How is this passing? I just don't understand.

I'm just gonna post this here

It's a choice between shoving broken glass up your anus, or skinning your own dick. Hmm.

Aside from new zelda MEA has the most interesting looking gameplay for me so sadly i probably will (

>Shields that protect you from the outside but can be shot through the inside

How would you make this work? They're not just one way windows, they're fucking anti matter shields.

I always get a bit jealous when I see it even though I've never romanced tali