I can't keep living like this

I can't keep living like this.

There is literally no reason to buy a Switch

It has ONE game at launch which has an emulatable Wii U version

The next game of any value isn't out until Summer.

I ALREADY OWN A WII U, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. WHY WOULD I EMULATE GAMES FOR A CONSOLE I ALREADY HAVE?

no one wants that gay thing

This is just getting desperate.
What's worse is that Nintendo doesn't even have to pay you spergs to aggressively market the thing as the drones here will make some retarded damage control attempt thread every handful of minutes of so for weeks and months on end.

Really is the most cancerous fanbase on Sup Forums.

the only reason is..
the vita is dead

I'm trying to convince myself I DON'T want one, dumbfuck.

Because a 15fps Zelda experience is bad for your health.

The Vita is still getting games.
The WiiU has been discontinued....
A "dead" hand held lasted longer than a Nintendo console...Really makes you think....

fuck off erin

Zelda on the go

Come to the dark side.

no, sonyggers are worse, nintendobabbies are still terrible

>Get robbed by negro
>Couldn't pull out pocket knife fast enough because your game case was in the way
>Realized you're a fat fuck and can't chase negro
>You call Nintendo before you call Police because your priorities are all fucked up

Yeah no thanks

Then you have literally even less reason to buy a Switch, since you can already play its ONE game.

>emulatable
top kek

>Get robbed by negro

>living near negros in the first place

You're own damn fault.

But Snipperclips is coming out on launch, not summer

negros don't rob, only niggers, braindead gaffer.

looks like it's that time again

every console release, NEETs throw a fit because their autism disability check is only 800 a month and mommy makes them buy their own tendies and bagel bites with it. they can't afford to eat AND buy the new console so they try to convince themselves and their peers that the new console will be garbage.

>hard in the edge of just bringing 60 games to gamestop and getting one and a having room for new games

I just don't play them anymore and if I want I can pirate most of the shit.

>Buying a console at launch

If the switch turns into another Wii U we can finally ban nintoddlers from the board for good, right?

I don't want to get a Switch at launch but I also don't want to play the gimped version of BOTW

What do, bros?

Get a switch 1 year from now

not before we ban all sonyggers
they're way worse
like holy fuck

...

Buy the non-gimped WiiU version

that's just it... without the switch you're either not playing the game of the decade or you're playing a severely detuned, inferior version. Sup Forums can bitch and moan all it wants, this console will be successful.

what games u gonna play on it

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>Emulatable

Can't wait for all the threads that will shout
>1 MORE MONTH FAGGOTS WE'LL GET ZELDA IN GLORIOUS 1080P 60FPS IN 1 MONTH

for the next year and a half until finally you can run the game with no sound and massive bugs and be content with that.

I'll post this if they manage to run it fine in the first month.

is ahegao becoming mainstream now?

Hey, let's all generalize and be super judgmental to strangers!

Glad OP is excited... I am too. I love the people who just come to these boards to shit on things. You're a gay Nintendo fan boy drone because you're genuinely excited about something but it's somehow cooler to lurk all day just to call someone a cuck, or autistic, or cancer or whatever dumb nonsense all of these 11 year olds parrot.

Nintendo Switch? More like the Nintendo bitch..................

>w-why are they being mean to me ;_;

Wait like a smart person until E3 this year, and see what games nintendo show and if you like the games buy switch or wait for november/december when nintendo make a bundle with 1-2 games.

Just rent it at Blockbuster

Blockbusters never let you rent consoles in England. Feels bad man.

I am so happy because I am a Nintendofan but I am not falling for the switch meme like i did the wii u