Why don't you have a thick girlfriend, Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a thick girlfriend, Sup Forums?

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because i married her

*machine gun noises*

goddamn

Why don't you summon Satan to be blessed with a 6, Sup Forums?

She's still on early access.

Did you make a son with her?

But I do

Because I'd rather have a girl who doesn't have to wear whatever the fuck those are to hide her cankles

I'm beginning to think I have some sort of depression, I was really close with that girl some years ago, unlike any girl I ever met, and everything went horribly wrong and I just can't get over it

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Can't get rejected if you don't ask people out.

I used to

I am faithful to my waifu I'll not be swayed by money loving 3d whores

Im a virgin weeb who prefer masturbating to loli.

Nice try, faggot. Get this 5 and shove it up your ass.

My hands are fairly thicc to be honest

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Too late you brap nigger.

because it might actually be a man, like what you posted

Hold it right there.

>not having a thick boyfriend

because I have a regular sized boyfriend

Had one but i get bored of people pretty quickly.

Because I have standards

Thick girls are disgusting tho

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I do. She's thick as fuck. She preordered a Switch.

Kek

because I had one but we broke up

I wanna try a thinn girl now but the only one i'm interested in got a boyfriend :(

What's up with you and your Satan worship?

Females are fucking shit ''''people''''' and not worth it.
Female (Male) however...

Absolutely disgusting OP.

My gf is 5'6 145 pounds and I think she needs to lose some weight

Fear of intimacy (TM).

>We're all about that BRAP now
Can I get a quick rundown?

Sup Forums made me want to fuck boys

5

Fuck you, I WILL ACHIEVE MY 6

If I worship Satan enough, I'll finally escape this shithole.

don't ruin frogposting with your faggot shit

post more asian asses

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i'm 5'11" and 144 pounds
your gf must be huge, I dont consider myself skinny

If you are so dissatisfied then you should borrow me her for a few nights.

Because I have a thick boyfriend

Because the girl I was talking to lead me on and wasn't interested.

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Have a thicc bf instead desu

Because Sup Forums is fucking gay

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